Here's my personal favorite:
Originally posted by Getafix:
That's surprising Hello. Superfly's mother is a suitcase, and theres a family resemblance

Just to edit for clarity:
"suitcase
To place an object into ones ass,and hold it there for a prolonged amount of time." (The Urban Dictionary)

reminds me of
"45 Sampsonite 2 (#46) 2706 $211,239 T RIPCWG"