You mean the part where in the end we stand toe to toe and I switch back to my normal southpaw and start throwing haymakers or do you mean the part where I refuse to fight you and am forced into retirement way too soon, but eventually, after a long smear campaign that you do to make me come out of retirement because people said you fixed the first fight to keep the belt and you believe beating me is the only way to regain your honor?

On a serious note, I dont mind doing a prearranged 1s with police for the championship belt. I feel like theres a post about that like 4 posts down where I offered. What made you change your mind?

It's like after your friend says "you guys would have made a terrible couple," you realize reincarnation exists, and the dead girl was actually your wife in a past life. And she spent her whole life just nagging you. Never cooked never cleaned. Nothing. Never even used a vacuum cleaner.