Lol. One of their 4 told me to make a fake nick and run with them. I almost did but I couldn't think of the punchline. Felt like an underwear gnome. Was like

Step 1: suicide netters to troll chevs
Step 2:
Step 3: make profit.

If I could have thought of a way to spin it into a funny punchline, I absolutely would have. Wouldda taught him everything I know for the joke if I just had the hilarious conclusion in mind. Haha. If I ever come up with the punchline I absolutely will tho. I just couldn't ever get beyond the part where they are not just badasses but in reality feel wronged because they get hit on occasion. And the whole reason they suicide is bcuz they got hit and have hurt feelings.

If they were like elders claiming they were doing it because they just frankly have nuts the size of Nebraska you know I'd already be there. It almost landed with me but was just too much bad player trying to grief vibes instead of random player with huge nuts vibe. They were close anyways.