Feb 18th 2015, 12:32:42
somewhere, in a run down shack, as the sun comes up, the sound of puppies waking up is heard.
whine, whine
arrr, arrr, my head, ooo
*$%#$, my tummy hurts
barf, barf
Hey, ders vaseline all over my asshole! I think I've been date buggerred!
Arroo, woof (much pained puppy laughing)
Woof, woof, what happenned, i don't remember nuttin
Could have benn the whiskey, could have been the wine, could have been the three or foyr six-p..
SHUT UP SPOT!!!!!!!
I remember. We were at the bar, then that buddy of Dad's, Marshal, he said lets go for a drive. I've got these here crack bones. He done poisined us!
OK, boys, lets get moving. I need to find a puddle and get a drink. THEN, we iz hunting that ther Marshal down, and he's gonna be real sorry.
Many yips are heard, and howls and insane barking that would make your blood run cold