However, I take offense to being referred to as such. From now on, please call me "His Most High Lord Holiness Numero Six Nine Seven". Thank you.

tl;dr: I am not 697 at all.

The developers of Minecraft gave a prize to the developer of the best Kinect-Minecraft interface in a programming competition.

TAN AAN' MARTIAN SITTIN IN A TREE

Channel Nine News (Australia) showed a picture of the body (or at least his face). I'm convinced.

If you can't stonewall with a 1 second delay between attacks, don't bother leaving yer contact details to stonewall. :P

Vox Populi and This is war by 30 seconds to mars might be appropriate.

And don't never forget Invaders Must Die by Prodigy.

"Send Again" has always been on Mars 2025- the difference is that you can only hit as fast as the "Send Again" button will let you- there's an automatic 1-1.2 second delay between hits so you can't hit -too- fast. I wouldn't mind seeing that implemented for a test run one set.

How the screw do I play this server without being farmed for having less than 6 million turrets

I'm all x, always are unless I'm intentionally stirring up trouble.

BUT BIEBER FAILING IS A GOOD THING!

Justin Bieber's song "Baby" is all about how he utterly messes up with his "first girlfriend". The video shows him being a douche to her at a social event (bowling), and the chorus is literally his reaction to his heart being broken.

I'm going to confess it; I think I like that song now.

Actually, I'm just making a joke about pretty much everyone atm. And this set I'm playing, but I don't feel the need to disclose my location. Pang should know how to find it...

Hits = Retaliation

1 = 1, to be retalled within 72 hours
2 = 3, to be retalled within 72 hours
3 = 6, to be retalled within 36.2 hours
4 = 18, plus 40 post thread on AT complaining about how terrible the attacking alliance is.
5 = suicide, plus one 50 and one 80 post thread respectively complaining about the attacking alliance
6 = suicide, plus AB FS, plus 4 or 5 large threads on the matter, may be RoR'd by attacking alliance with war.
7+ = multiple suicides and AB FSes, dozens of large "whinge" threads, plus multiple wars based on the moral principles of land grabbing and a general campaign of hate on AT to last for at least 3 sets.

I feel most alliances should not have a problem with signing this, as it's fairly close to their current policies anyway.

In order to secure the 4 bonus points for the next week.

I don't even know what the fluff they do anyway >_>

Pro tip- if Zack is there, don't join.

No, I've got the right archive.

How are you people even able to access AT archive at all? I can't make the site show up on any computer connection I've ever had access to anywhere...

Lolwhut you doing in Unknown

Applications submitted to two clans mentioned in this thread...

Sent applications to 2 places...

Which funny message was that, Helmet?

OH MY GOD IT LANDED TORNADO TORNADO

428 views is a little low for a meme.

LaF is farming -RD-? And they are -not- being pummelled by dozens and dozens of multi's? Man, no wonder this game is dead, nobody's got their heart in it anymore.

I knew about this MONTHS ago. :smug:

I saw those and went WTF and ignored them.

Or perhaps there just aren't any "netters" anymore. Meh.

Media's died down, so if you want me to join my MSN is Direstrike at hotmail dot com.

I was expecting more offers. Either there's less clans around or most of the netters I could think of (Evo, LaF, Monsters, Omega) must be already gone... :/

No, and no.

Who's netting next set? Tags that are not already predisposed against me (like how SoF, Sanct hate me) are preferred. Don't have the time to war with Uni and all, I just feel like rolling the numbers and seeing how high I can get.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If I had a brick,
I'd throw it at you.

Happy Valentines Day Earth! ^^

I don't play now. I just don't have the interest or the willingness to devote the time.

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

Seriously. If you are EVER stoned for whatever reason, take the time to look through this blog. It will be the best laugh you've had in years.

This argument should have ended when Godwins law came into play. But I think little of players who decide they can grab who they want for what they want, and then try and rub it in later.

Can someone from SoF contact me on MSN (it's floating around somewhere but I'm loathe to put my address on this forum after recent events), I can't log into the damn SoF site >_<

I blame dagga.

Glenn Beck was born by an ice cap melting through a mountain into hell. It cooled a pool of lava within and the monster was born.

I would expect the media to try and infiltrate the clans and sites involved. So I hope LCN/Sanct/SOL are closing themselves to new members who don't have verifiable histories as being part of Earth.

Spoilsport.

OMGGGG THE SEA LEVEL IS RISING IN QUEENSLAND CLEARLY GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING AND GLENN BECK WILL BE EATEN BY THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.

(I couldn't resist using Queensland...)

IT'S ALL NUKEVILS FAULT

I know at least one person is gonna look at me like I agree with this lunatic (I don't and frankly I hope they televise his execution so I can watch), but I wonder how much of the stuff the media used was actually taken out of context.

Ah! The colony comes back to learn why it exists. This is admittedly somewhat unexpected. But I thought Klaus Devestatorie knew better than to do it so aggressively. Why not just ask?

Contrary to what you have seen, I have not vanished. You are simply not looking hard enough. My government is perfectly capable, but I see little reason to give them false hope in this world. Hence, we don't work.

You don't have the foggiest why we exitted RAGE, or went to Collab, or then exitted Collab and joined PDM. And don't suggest you understand the local politics better, either. What you learned from resisting the Aeazen Combine, an utterly illegitimate terrorist network that was condemned by the world, is one thing. But it's not necessarily applicable when your enemies are just another faction to the eyes of the world.

I don't recognise you taking control of my government. I certainly don't recognise the idea that you're "better than we are". And if you think the world took you seriously when you announced you'd shake it...

bnb

laptops are terrible for this

RAGE will exist next reset even if Klaus Devestatorie is the only tagged member.

(My intramultipersonality disorder brings all the players to the Earth. And they're like, do you wanna trade minds? Hell yeah, I wanna trade minds, I will trade you but not my Klaus Devestatorie)

No, it's just me coming back because a friend asked me for help. But as they asked The Klaus Devestatorie Imperium of BeaconFlat, it just seemed appropriate to add vast quantities of unnecessary context.

The Majestic Imperial Capital of Klaus Devestatorie has been monitoring events on Earth Empires for some time now. This attention was created not out of malicious or colonist intent, but of pure nosgalia. After all, Earth Empires hosts the government of the national entity that we recognise as what used to be our colonial governor- the nations run underneath the government of the identity "Devestation/Direstrike". It's only natural. But we are not pleased with what we have seen.

To be specific, what we have seen is the government of the identity "Devestation/Direstrike" foundering in inactivity. We witnessed an awful call for "Devestation/Direstrike" to self delete themselves off the RAGE website, and spend time with Collaboration. It ended badly. Now, back underneath affliation of Paradigm, "Devestation/Direstrike" himself has completely vanished. Since this time, RAGE has suffered travesty after travesty. We learned of "Devestation/Direstrikes" last remaining ally from the INGSOC era crumbling and vanishing underneath a sea of enemy fire. We witnessed the powers of the world doing what they pleased with RAGE.

Today, we were shocked on a whole new level- messengers from RAGE, in desperation, had taken the step of directly contacting the Klaus Devestatorie Imperium of BeaconFlat, esteemed founder of the homeland, to appeal for -direct- assistance against the forces of LCN, who have just recently attacked RAGE. Upon checking the Alliance Talk directories, we have found this to be truth, and on the grounds of a reason that under normal circumstances would be considered unfair- indeed, under normal circumstances, RAGE would have good reason for attacking LCN for accepting a suicider!

Enough is enough.

All Earth:Empires operations run underneath the alias "Devestation/Direstrike" have been deemed as 'inactive' by the Majestic Imperial Capital of Klaus Devestatorie. Therefore, these operations have been removed from the control of the government of "Devestation/Direstrike" will now be commanded directly out of The Majestic Imperial Capital of Klaus Devestatorie. The government of this identity has been advised to not be offended by the rising of it's colony to take control- we are merely far more powerful and better for the job than they are.

It is time for the colony to recolonise the parents. "Devestation/Direstrike" will be found and asked to explain his actions, or specifically, his lack of them. Klaus Devestatorie legions will -immediately- counterattack the forces of LCN, to whatever end. RAGE will rise again, at least to the point where membership are treated fairly by their peers.
The world will shake.

Hail Klaus Devestatorie!
http://i196.photobucket.com/...itedKlausDevestatorie.png

Meh. Go RAGE. Nothing personal LCN.

The stuff on human rights abuses isn't necessarily the stuff that'll piss off their neighbours and leave them with noone to back them up when Israel gets tired of their crap.

someone made one edit to Fist and LCN will be 11th, like they should be.

Check the dates on the documents. Anytime from then we could've made Iran look a little worse.