We're sorry, Earth *static*. We did our *static* best, we swear, but we can't hold the tide back any longer,
*radio connection lost, reconnects after exactly 32 seconds*
are just too many Russians and too few volunteers to keep them all under control.
http://www.mars2025.net/...m.aspx?g=posts&t=6004
*static* Invasion fleet is coming...
(the Russians can fight, are presently multi-free and there's a contact number there if anyone wants to treaty them. Not actually part of them but couldn't resist pointing it out)