I like to ask it to give me recipes for things based on desired ingredients.

I started in 07 and people were already calling it dead then. It's a very subjective moment.

Everyone gets to lead an entire clan of AI countries. You don't directly operate any country yourself, not even your own, but you can feed them a list of of names to draw on. You give them basic instructions on whether or not they're prepping for netting or war, what strategies to use, etc. If you're at war, you set up a kill run by giving them a target, and then anyone with a lot of turns on hand will take a swing, and dump EMs, NMs, spy ops etc at targets you pre-set. If you're netting, you tell them what to binge on netflix or something idfk how to net m8y.

Between each set, you get bonuses to invest in your clan based on how well you did (kills, hits, total nw, average nw, etc), by either adding more countries for next set or improving the quality of your AI members so that they're better at the game.

Thanks for reading my idea, and I hope you stare at it with an expression of utter vacancy.

Magic Sword have just released a new album, worth a listen.

Which country is mine?

what

Yay I'm in this too

Hell yeah brother cheers from inactivity

That joke is old enough to still use encyclopedia books

That's a really insensitive and unwise thing to say to the God and saviour of 1a. Better get on your knees, buddy boy.

Just think of it as a 12% tax split between you and the buyer?

o/

Okay!

The kills are now 10 to 9. All I can honestly tell Suicidal and Symbolic is that Elders and Stones better win... because if you don't, you're going to look really, really dumb for underestimating your own alliance of however many years you were here. :|

Excuse u, I think u mean LaFable.

I came here to throw chems, and cry about the fact that I'm 26 and still live with my parents and can't find a job and am currently doing a second tertiary qualification in the hopes that I can use that one to get a job and the two are theoretically linkable and maybe I can get a super good job with that but I dunno and I'm 26 and I really needed to have some savings by now because unless I start real soon I'm gonna be working til I'm 80 before I can retire if I even live to 80 and that's if I even find a job and why in the fluff can't I just get a god damn job interview, and I'm all out of chems.

I hope you're scared, uh, whoever we're fighting!

I knew none of these things tbh

I played in RAGE for a while, but I'm having no luck with Boxcar at all. Who can I chat to on IRC?

I just came here to make a fluffty EE strat joke, but also thanks for the serious responses. :P

What was it like converting your life to Theo/MBR?

I remember when I first joined this game and people were complaining about how it'd be dead in a year. In April, that will have been a decade ago. Bad news: This game is plainly a lich.

how is Boxcar gone and GHQNET still works?

I still think that fluffing sport is called grudine and even I've seen that site.

I've got it up, but I can't make it respond to commands. Do I need to reconfigure it on a server/channel basis?

Champion, cheers mate o/

"We suck lol"

Looking for a copy of it so I can play it with friends on other IRC networks. Thus far my search has lead me to 2 dead links and one .gif of a dude using a coathanger to castrate himself (or masturbate, honestly didn't watch it for long enough to work out which). If anyone actually -has- stockbot and can give it to me, that'd be awesome, cheers.

I want to abuse the ability to do html in topics to put the adultcatfinder.com client on everyone's boxcar account.

And maybe play EE. idk. How the fluff does it work again?

What is pact

http://i.imgur.com/COzoE9r.gif

War declarations are for the establishment.

Because they think they can get away with it.

Source: I once vandalised the E2025 wiki and did not get away with it. :|

If the Dominos franchisee is having issues delivering there because it's not within their area, that is a problem between them and corporate, and not at all the fault of the city.

Fair enough. Still hadn't heard anything of them in a long, long time though.

Last I checked Wild Bunch is an ex Mars2025 clan that died about 4 years ago? O_o

Itried.gif

I'm Darkling.

Carry on.

I'm great. We should get coffee sometime.

hi

how are you guys

http://www.smh.com.au/...uters-20140120-hv96q.html

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN FOR YOUR LACK OF EE SUPPORT ON INTERNET FRIDGES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The new forums would be easier to tolerate if I could read the start of posts by hovering my mouse over the topic, just like the old days.

http://i.imgur.com/UGw1mKB.gif

GO BACK TO THE SHADOW REALM

I BANISH YOU

FLAME OF FORUMS

How many ex members of your alliance stay away because they don't like the alliance community?
How many ex members of your alliance stay away because they don't like the game?

Count them motherfluffer, and ask yourself what you're losing by sticking around. Even if you're an alliance that doesn't get shat on every set.

well have a god damn soundtrack for your trip because it it makes you think that your imaginary pixels are more important than my RL privacy jesus christ it deserves one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNLNfN-WCZg

LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT THIS fluff

You utter flufflord

you actually think I'm going to make a country when I make this post

get the faaaark out

Are you fluffing serious?!?

You people are upset that this is what happens?

I haven't played in over year, and I've had to go and ask my phone provider for a new number. I'm seriously debating snapping my SIM card and spending 50 bucks on a new one, just to be sure.

fluff you people. It's bloody lenient that RD are even allowed to make new countries. If you want to know why this pathetic excuse for a game is dying, ask yourself why people are saying that someones 3 weeks work of a landtrading wankstain excuse for a country is more important than the sanctity of peoples RL personal details.

I haven't said hi to Paradigm in a while, and I only stopped by RAGE for a few days earlier this set, but to these alliances and any others I've been in;

Stop playing this fluffing game.

Do you really fluffing think that your pixels that get wiped every 2 months anyway mean fluff?

Do you really think that after over a GOD DAMN DECADE (and with some clans approaching TWO of those units) of hanging out with each other that you have NOTHING in common but a general consensus of minimum military requirements and a retal policy?

YOU DON'T NEED THIS GAME.

YOU DON'T NEED -ANY- GAME.

You have a forum. You have a community that hangs out on that forum. It's got a fluff ton of doohickeys that tell you exactly when you can next ass rape any player in the game for exactly the number acres that'll ensure they can only retal you once without violating policy.

With this forum, you don't need to talk about Earth. You can talk about life. You can talk about death. You can talk about other nation simulator games, or other parts of the internet, or whatever the holy fluff you'd like to talk about.

Leave the remnants of this fluff hole behind. Maybe Pang will even flip the power off on the way out.

Sent in an application, just to say hi ;)