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Iron Mike Tyson

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Nov 4th 2024, 2:17:20

Originally posted by BaDonkaDonks:

I hit so many human players this round, top tier players, and no one retaliated! This sets a dangerous precedent lol

You the guy that failed all the spy ops? Didn't really help huh?

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Oct 20th 2024, 23:23:19

Who was it?

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Oct 16th 2024, 17:08:57

This is a great idea. Make those fools plan out their strategy, and throw some effective combos instead of just being a one punch pony.

1 d i p l o m a c y (#80) 42,427 $55,818,179 HG
2 Wasted Land (#13) 37,347 $54,159,666 HG
3 Arthos (#10) 49,260 $48,715,398 HG
4 Link (#40) 56,102 $41,282,984 CG
5 Yippee KiYay (#90) 17,860 $32,934,099 HG
6 Stabbing Westward (#49) 14,867 $30,846,712 DG
7 The Forgotten (#18) 15,649 $28,659,538 HG
8 Trixx are for kids (#7) 16,072 $26,582,816 HG
9 OO73735963 (#77) 19,831 $23,911,241 FG
10 UgolinoII (#2) 36,576 $22,598,347 DG

I just keep trying to keep my head down and training for the next great bout, but everyone wants to test the champ. If you still need lessons, the counterpunch is coming. Every time.

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Sep 18th 2024, 14:54:02

That was a setup. That woman came to my room and got naked. If there's one thing I love more than pounding skulls its fornicating with beautiful women. I've been guilty of a lot of things, but not raping Desiree Washington.

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Sep 16th 2024, 3:35:45

Oh, are you warring llaar?

Show us some news! We aren't all in game A where we can look!

Iron Mike Tyson

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Sep 16th 2024, 2:45:03

The oil market has been crazy

Iron Mike Tyson

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Sep 16th 2024, 2:44:36

I missed your "drugs" theme though, unless you were Smack Daddy. And if you were him... you've got some brain damage.

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Sep 16th 2024, 2:42:37

Originally posted by AMJ2:

Butter Bean you use every name but Tyson I guess all talk and no punch

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize using my famous nickname made me hard to find for you.

Let me tell you about other names i have used so you can find me next time.

Iron Mike Tyson
Kid Dynamite
Lightning Punch
I KOd Trevor Berbick
Iron Mike is here for your ears
Left hook uppercut combo
Peekaboo

So let’s see, that’s *my actual handle *my most famous nickname *my most famous move *how i became the youngest heavyweight champ in history *my actual handle again *my most famous ko combo *my boxing style

You’re right, that’s too hard to figure out

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Sep 15th 2024, 23:43:06

When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him.

Bob's final numbers.

https://eestats.lafamiglia-ee.eu/express/country/3

Bob didn't have much will.

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Sep 15th 2024, 2:15:09

Thank you Ugolino, for that eloquent redecoration of the formerly confident psyches of these ankle biters. Bob's not feeling better after the second flurry then he did after the first. Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face.

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Sep 3rd 2024, 20:14:00

It wasn't my finest hour. But like Allah, peace be upon him, returning to Mexico, I will return to glory as well.

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Aug 31st 2024, 23:48:22

This is very far from over. It's a rough market for commies, but it will get better.

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Aug 28th 2024, 23:41:04

Originally posted by Cathankins:

I think it would be a lot more fair for the little guys to not have humanitarians block them. Once I farm a little guy I think he should be able to missiles me all set.

I agree with this.

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Aug 28th 2024, 22:05:11

Some people are trying to look me up. The champ is here again. Peek-a-boo!

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Aug 25th 2024, 4:32:53

You have to let them know that you're counterpunching immediately, to discourage future disrespect.

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Aug 12th 2024, 0:11:13

Originally posted by Ratski:

I was not in a War I am still a head of #2 I am #5 #6 took a beat down and still handed you your lunch.

I don't know what this means. However check the scores for the last round. Nobody who tangled with the champ came out ahead of the champ.

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Aug 12th 2024, 0:10:04

Originally posted by UgolinoII:

Originally posted by Iron Mike Tyson:

You warring a fool too?

You're not in Discord anymore either what happened?

No more teams, all the warring isn't really my thing.

You can still hang out and BS, we have an express chat too. I get it though, I didn't know we were going to get locked into eternal struggle with Dark on day 1 either.

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Aug 11th 2024, 23:30:27

#5 and #6 did hit me back to back while I was logged out, and they were built similarly. Only one of the RoRd though.

Originally posted by AMJ2:

You will never have a high score again Butter Bean.

Don't threaten me with a good time. I made my name in the world fighting my way up from the streets of Hell's Kitchen. Fighting isn't what I do, it's who I am. My style is impetuous, my defense impregnable. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm!

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Aug 11th 2024, 20:29:35

Or, I'm not hard to find, look me up next set. I'll continue to do my thing and play for a high score - until provoked.

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Aug 11th 2024, 20:28:57

Originally posted by AMJ2:

Here we are you so called Mike Tyson Sunday and all the turns you wasted on a nobody player and still haven't taken me out. I was at work when you took your revenge. I expected it but point proven your all talk and no first round knock out. So maybe change your name to someone with less of a name like I don't know Butter bean comes to mind.You can fool these guys against a ratski but that's all you do look where you are at in the standings today and from this set on you will always be there. Like all great boxers they just get washed out and so are you one of the greatest hahaha.

What does this even mean? Did you just finish fighting George Foreman? I know he hits hard but you've got to let your brain start working again before you talk.

For everyone else: One person took a shot at the champ, then another. When I came back, I gave them each a little ear bite. One tried to take some back, so he's getting a fun set of constantly logging in to a freshly smashed country.

#5 only hit me once, and I came out way ahead on an easy retal. He spied again but decided not to break GDI.

I offered someone else a 1v1 after this war, because it's really just a beating not a war, and they declined. There's not a lot of turns left, but I guess come at me if you want a piece.

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Aug 10th 2024, 22:18:03

You warring a fool too?

You're not in Discord anymore either what happened?

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Aug 10th 2024, 20:02:55

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Ratski:

Glad I am in your head messing with you KoheartsGPS, As you say to me a lot. lol

No not at all, I'm not posting about you all the time, only pointed out what happened last time we......well.....I warred you.....and seems as it is standard for you to start wars then make excuses when you get your teeth punched in 🤷

It would make more sense to run a decent war country and start fluff, but a theo techer/rainbow with no war techs? It's like you are only showing up to the fight to get knocked out.

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Aug 10th 2024, 19:55:08

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Iron Mike Tyson:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Ratski:

I like to hit live players on Fridays or Saturdays, I spend Tuesday's Wednesdays and Thursday building and hit live ones , but don't break GDI. Because the way I build and play, it forces top players to build more spy's and better defenses, Because they know, Joker's like me are out here. And I don't care about the scores, there is no cash prizes in this game. So scores don't matter.

Uhmmm, you do break GDI, that's how you end up in wars and die

And then send lame, toothless messages about how things would be different if you'd not been at work, while not even trying to fight back.

Killed him few weeks ago after he stole money and he claimed his Internet was down for the weekend....

I didn't have enough turns on hand for the kill, but I wanted to make sure I responded quickly, before he could make more preparations. I might manage to kill him anyway, he's in the corner just taking head shots and there's no ref to stop this fight.

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Aug 10th 2024, 19:40:25

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Ratski:

Uhmmm, you do break GDI, that's how you end up in wars and die

And then send lame, toothless messages about how things would be different if you'd not been at work, while not even trying to fight back.

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Aug 10th 2024, 17:56:39

Nice

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Aug 10th 2024, 17:56:14

Donald, we've been friends a long time, and I appreciate your conintued support and loyalty. Keep doing what you're doing. Ah salaam alaikum.

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Aug 10th 2024, 15:07:49

After that, it's combo time.

Seriously, why would you gift me the FS? I'm going to take it, every time. You were expensive to break down, but guess what - this war's already over. It seems like you panicked when your plan ran into some face punching.

If you're watching this on pay per view, the lesson is - yes, Iron Mike likes to put up high scores, but even when I have a chance at the win with fantastic early land, the flurry of blows will come every single time.

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Aug 7th 2024, 13:20:53

There is only one Iron Mike. #67 is an impostor! He's no Alexander, I'm Alexander.

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Aug 5th 2024, 0:41:57

Originally posted by Detmer:

Originally posted by Red X:

Originally posted by Detmer:

Diaff

What does that mean?

It means I wish him the worst

I was recently in Albania, and they taught me my new favorite swear word. I don't know how to spell it, but it's pronounced

CHEEF shuh ROPED

And apparently it means "I fluff your whole family one by one," which is really some flavorful, thoroughly vindictive old world fluff.

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Aug 5th 2024, 0:04:39

It's great to see you take the belt. Can you defend your title?

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Jul 8th 2024, 0:18:34

But NitelL proves the class of the division again. Congrats again to a great champion.

Back to jumping rope and hitting the bag, so I can take the belt from him.

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Jul 7th 2024, 13:15:18

While a great counterpunch is always appreciated, this calls for total war. Discombobulate with the devastating power of your blows. Remind him of his mortality.

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Jul 1st 2024, 2:47:57

Congrats to a great champion, with multiple title defenses now. I hope he's truly a great champion, and not a cheating headbutter like Evander Holyfield.

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Jun 13th 2024, 18:14:02

Originally posted by Dallas:

I'm going to the homeland of Alexander to draw inspiration from the greats, my next bout won't be until July. Actually your next bout is ReScheduled for November 15th

When a fighter gets up in age, they need more time off.

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Jun 10th 2024, 15:56:50

Yes congratulations to the other fighters out there, everyone was in great shape, the division is stronger than it's ever been.

I'm going to the homeland of Alexander to draw inspiration from the greats, my next bout won't be until July.

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May 25th 2024, 13:21:26

Originally posted by BaDonkaDonks:

Hmmm, I wonder who Buster Douglas is this round? Mike, you want me to punish him?

James and I don't have a holy war any more. James is OK.

I've been a bit distracted by another fight. I'm back to doing work, hitting the speedbag, jumping rope, like Cus taught me.

One thing I learned from Evander though - counterpunches hurt more. My counter is ready.

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May 20th 2024, 0:22:49

Congratulations James on your kills. The prophet, peace be upon him, teaches peace. Assalamualikum.

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May 19th 2024, 15:29:25

Originally posted by SuperFly:

hows the fights coming along ?

It's been a quiet round. Cus taught me to pick my spots, to only force my way in when there's an opening.

Someone decided to go hard on one of my defensive allies though, that's not great.

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May 16th 2024, 19:57:42

When Cus was alive, he always told me, "early tech is key."

Thank you for making that possible through your low pricing yesterday.

Nobody can thrive without the help of solid trainers.

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May 15th 2024, 3:29:01

To speak of my demise in such fashion is greatly premature. I will unleash a ferocious flurry of flying fists on all challengers.

Mills Lane won't be able to stop the fight in time for any challengers to the champ this time! The fuse is lit! Kid Dynamite is gonna blow!

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May 12th 2024, 18:14:48

The gracious Allah chooses enemies for me that deserve destruction. What kind of response is this from someone getting destroyed in a war?

"lol, its a war game, go play pokemon again"

I will be fornicating with his womenfolk soon.

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May 12th 2024, 13:02:02

The initial sneak attack has had justice delayed, someone else decided they wanted a *real* taste of my discombobulating power.

Consider the lesson taught.

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May 10th 2024, 19:16:52

My plans were derailed by unexpected free hockey tickets, Iron Mike spent a lot of the last two days driving and not sleeping.

I've been punched in the face before. My will is indomitable, my power unpredictable.

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May 10th 2024, 19:13:53

Knowing of my affinity for seeing guys smash each other in the face, and New York, Iron Mike attended the game last night. Needed more punching, like the one in Florida.

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May 10th 2024, 4:45:17

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May 9th 2024, 16:40:15

Originally posted by Cathankins:

Lennox Lewis and now Tyson fury were the best though let’s be honest

Such blatant disrespect is understandable from someone who has not witnessed my discombobulatingly devastating pattern of destruction.

Lennox, he thinks he's Alexander, he's no Alexander, I'm Alexander! I want his heart!

Fury, though, gave me much respect, he took my name.

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May 9th 2024, 0:08:44

If you have any business matters to discuss, I refer you to my manager.

I just fight, and take care of my pigeons.

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May 8th 2024, 19:10:04

Originally posted by BlackHole:

Originally posted by Iron Mike Tyson:

To stalk and defeat you all, to discombobulate you with my devastating power, to eat your children, and to fornicate with all your women. Praise be to Allah!

I just want you to know Mike Tyson is one of my favorite humans ever. And as such, you are one of my favorite EE players ever.

If you decide you are going to fvck me till I love you, I will accept that outcome.

I appreciate your recognition of my resourcefulness. The respect will be remembered, rightly.

Other mortals should imitate this example before they attempt to enter my realm!