Dear all my friends,
The first installment of this tell-all franchise will cover some controversial topics. The Q&A will follow this post.
First things first, I'd like to send my regards to Pang & co. for developing a first-of-its-kind, captivating, orginal MMORP. Well done. You can have my wife too, I neglect her constantly.
1. Multis. In the beginning I attempted to delete multis on a constant basis. I even went to the Elitez cafe (which was puny compared to by coffee shop) in singapore to say wassup to the gang & congratulate them on their TNW & ANW titles. There, I found one skinny young man with thick glasses. He had a multiple personality disorder. He convinced me he was marc, startiger, chervont and many others. This has been confirmed by the owner of the cafe, who is also a doctor. Elitez titles are legitimate. Much to many porn stars dismay,this man is the recipient of the largest gangbang of all time.
2. Corleone. This old man harassed me with emails and would send "666" to my pager. I finally answered and explained to him what I wanted in exchange for his 1A victory. He payed for the wood floors in my coffee shop to be re-done. Thanks.
3. Mr Teal. I am/was Mr Teal.
4. I deleted more Fingolfin countries than all of RD/IX/bot countries combined. He holds the record for 16,426 deleted multis in his impressive earth career. IP proof upon request.
5. Utopia was always super gay. My wife influenced a lot of this game, so go figure. I left her for Sharla when I found a sudden Jolt in my pants. you can see our chemistry at
http://thedragonportal.eu/mehulpatel.html
Part 2 should follow this soon, depending on how busy the shop is & I have to run to wells fargo soon (my tip jar is nearly full).
Q&A time:
