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Mr Charcoal

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Jul 12th 2010, 0:58:11

That's all fine and dandy H, BP, and others. We'll be here every set for "your" enjoyment ;-)

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

I was Ab'd today.
No one has ever come back after an Artillary Barrage.
The country that did the hits will live forever,
and my crippled country will never turn into a killing machine.

Game over?

Mr Charcoal.

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I mean seriously? Who throws a shoe!
;-) my buildings will be rebuilt, just as your restart will be.
You got us ;-)

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 11th 2010, 0:36:45

Stick to one style

If you wanna cash, make money and buy everything else
if you wanna tech, build labs, tech and sell for everything else
Etc etc.

If you want a real strat, go to alliance server and make friends

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 11th 2010, 0:33:31

No, I wear them because you pay me to.
Speaking of which, you keep saying the cheques are in the mail.......but it's been 9 months. Canada post isnt THAT slow.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 10th 2010, 8:34:45

or when using a vacuum cleaner;

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 10th 2010, 7:55:16

Anyone who posts above me sucks.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jul 10th 2010, 7:47:24

I remember being farmed by Evo once, they were 3x the size of us. We just killed their top member. War or peace left in their capable hands.

Should they choose war, they forfeit netting for the set, and possibly a few sets to come.

Most netting alliances don't swing that way ;-)

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jul 10th 2010, 7:44:29

RD would never kill a person or tag for something for flattering! Imitation is the best form of flattery!

Just stay away from my milk and cookies. Or else.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jul 4th 2010, 17:13:06

I've always been skeptical of the existence of Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jul 3rd 2010, 20:42:49

Matt Damon=MATT DAAYYMMMMON

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jul 3rd 2010, 14:11:48

My Chevette wasn't :-(

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 3rd 2010, 12:24:41

I love how everyone is an expert and has an opinion. If/When the end of days comes, I'll probably be sitting at work, reading these fluffing forums.

The one thing most can agree on is.....
If we make it one hell of a party, the next day will suck. End of the world, or the hangover to end all hangovers :P

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 25th 2010, 8:23:12

lol i love you

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 19th 2010, 5:30:35

Originally posted by W:

people were so quick to bow down, i mean i can understand if you don't want to fight set after set, but really??! 2 weeks into one set and everyone gives up...

nothing to do but sigh..

I think too many of you were quick to assume RD were just multis and bots. That without 250 untagged countries, RD could not fight. Some of you forget that RD are mostly vets who gone through countless wars and taken top 10 spots with their legit names and alliances.

...except me, not even a legit top 100 LOL

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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993

Jun 15th 2010, 7:34:39

Night locket. For some reason i think we used to be buds?

As for Orkin. You've spent your re-emergence argueing with everyone. All i want from you is to relax. If you promise to do that, I promise not to spend my waking hours running multi's on you in order to gain your necessary approval and friendship alright? I promise not to inflate your already ginormous ego by threating each alliance you speak to. I promise not allow the truth, that earth was and is fine without tOM, get to your sensitive but cute little ears.

Wouldn't want that embolism to just down right erupt! ;-)

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jun 15th 2010, 7:23:32

lol you're too much. I'm not askin for friendship, you were a female dog back then and i'd put money down you're a female dog now. I'm just trying to lighten the load that's running through that vein on your forehead! Get some natural blood thinners running through you! Laughter and smiles, the best stress remover!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 15th 2010, 7:20:04

I'm leaving EEVIL to join this new alliance....it's.....well

the first rule is I'm not supposed to talk about it...and the second rule...

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 15th 2010, 7:14:17

Originally posted by TheORKINMan:

Nobody REALLY likes you, they just pretend to because they don't want you botting them until they quit.

hmmm.....you're right
Alright, well I'd like to take this oppertunity to say farewell to all those people who were nice to me and joked with me but were too scared to tell me how it is!

Orkin has opened my eyes, made me seen the light! IM SAVED!! Hollllllly MERCY!! HALLELUJIA! (sp?)

I mean really orkin...lighten up! That's all i'm askin!
What if i gave you my RD account for REALSIES this time
would you smile? PLEASE?

Patty might even accidentally give you her Mod board password....

THEN? Maybe?

Edited By: Mr Charcoal on Jun 15th 2010, 7:16:58

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 15th 2010, 7:08:36

See ^^^ fun post!

Try it ;-) lighten up you dork.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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Jun 15th 2010, 7:07:38

uhm.....yeah, but check your email, I rejected your app. Your last message hurt my feelings!

and Orkin, that was the difference between me/my 'ilk' and you.

We are litterally having a good time. I never once got upset, or lost my temper. I don't stonewall because when I was at work, I played, when I was at home, Earth was the last thing on my mind.

Learn to realize the difference between a game and life! You'll get it one day. And once you learn that, you may even touch a real boobie!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 15th 2010, 6:58:44

Oh i was just giving you my history, i was not making some veilled comment. You never could just be friendly on the boards eh? ALmost forgot that for a second. You spent evey moment with an anti-RD tent, couldn't differentiate between AT and Life.

Now serious question, hows your blood pressure? Do you get dizzy easy? Are your blood/iron levels healthy? You strike me as the 'heart attack at 36' type of guy!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 15th 2010, 6:51:07

^^^^
What he said,

Fairly true for the most part.
I sat around on a high speed internet connection all day in 03. Couldn't play actual games, sat and waited for business to come in. I figured since I had the time why not :P

We tried to fight MD that set, but this was when RD was gone. I think it was me, LC andmaybe 1 or 2 others? We lost :P

I got offered Color when I beat PDM down set after set. Hey, isnt that where you play now? ;-)

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 15th 2010, 6:44:37

Not all of us have been here since day 1 ;-)

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jun 15th 2010, 6:38:41

tOM begged my to give him my RD site access when I was a Jr.

He's always had a tent for RD as he he always felt left out. If you can't join'em...Cry on AT :P

Patty he's just jealous of the Love *EVERYONE* cheaters et al have for you :P

tOM's always been a weiner~

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 15th 2010, 6:14:44

/me Represents Son Goku

I take offense to the harassment of my client!
He be a liar,
a thief
a jerk
a lesbian
a stonecutter
a philanthropist
BUT HE IS NOT A COMMUNIST!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 7th 2010, 8:10:34

No, he's right!

I started a new tag this set. Lords2. Good luck killing me!
Which reminds me, when I get home I have to start a country LOL

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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Jun 3rd 2010, 21:36:07

This set. I will kill 1 person for the hell of it.

Anyone wanna offer up their country number?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 3rd 2010, 21:34:20

Why does this post scream 'sexual favors' ?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 3rd 2010, 21:32:50

<------Bad Crack

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 3rd 2010, 16:02:15

Yeah....my brothers all play too.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 2nd 2010, 0:56:51

Vodka makes me ill. One too many rough nights as a young teen. I prefer whiskey and tequila.

SoCo for the summer rocks is a preference too.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 1st 2010, 1:34:32

Originally posted by Thunder:

I do know one thing though, the Jrs were always piss poor players ;)

This totally is not true! I was decent :D

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jun 1st 2010, 1:26:15

Currently 0-0 start of the second,

I'm going to call OT 1-1, Philly (Hartnell) scoring 1st OT winner

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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Jun 1st 2010, 1:25:12

^^^^^

That's not true. I had coffee with martian, he didn't even know that He was Mr.Charcoal.

Talk about multiple personalities!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

May 31st 2010, 3:44:31

Did I just see a post for Free Land?

I've already helped myself, and anyone who feels like some might as well. They'll be too busy to retal for the rest of their existance ;-)

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

May 29th 2010, 5:17:05

Ban him H4! I've been banned for less! But i suppose my spelling was worse.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

May 29th 2010, 5:16:03

This thread makes me sad.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

May 29th 2010, 2:34:34

Holy crap....I TOTALLY forgot about the lottery!

I remember one of the last sets KJ played (or at least openly played) when he had the BIGGEST hissy fit.

The team server should have a lottery! Who wants a ticket!?
ZEN excluded. I could never bring myself to draw your name :D

PS: I heard Mr. Silver was Mehul himself!

Edited By: Mr Charcoal on May 29th 2010, 2:36:13

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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May 27th 2010, 10:04:43

Charles, what number were you? I meant to suicide on one guy, then accidentally suicided on another.....weird situation for me.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

May 27th 2010, 9:40:16

LOL @ NAS. How many times have I killed you off. Tell me your country name when you create one, it'll be like old times!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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May 25th 2010, 10:36:21

I dunno man, they are going to be the odds on favourite. From round 2 I said if Chitown wins the west they win the cup. If SJ wins the west, the east wins the cup.

Philly is probably the ONLY east team that had a chance. They don't have the scoring finess but they do have the drive and the muscle.

If Philly plays they way they are and hits like an angry pimp, they might be able to pull it off.

That being said, i'd prefer Philly (cuz i have money on them), but I am happy either way.

Prediction: Chitown

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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May 25th 2010, 10:32:36

1) We're at the crossroads (you know, the Brittney Spears movie)
2) Too big for me
3) Fordy is a nice boy
4) Never did, don't wanna get into this discussion lol
5) Even if its not small, I'll lie to make TAN feel better

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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May 25th 2010, 10:13:24

LMAO!!! I said probably, send me the link!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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May 25th 2010, 7:54:50

Since most people play the clan server where nuking someone is a direct punch in the nutmeg, people play the same style here.

If you want to hit me, that's fine. If I want to missle you back, I have to expect that to really upset you and prepare to be blasted by you and your buds.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

May 25th 2010, 7:51:31

I'm looking for an alliance. I do have rules though...

1) I may or may not actually log into your page
2) I can't be bothered to be on at "specific" times
3) I will not add you to MSN or ICQ or AIM if you are not already on my list
4) If you are already on my MSN list, I may not respond to your messages
5) You must be established, and I must recogzine the name of at LEAST 1 of your leaders
6) Can I have leader board access?
7) Don't be one of those alliances with a grudge every set that ends in a war.

If your interested, PM me. If you reply here, i probably wont join!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

May 25th 2010, 7:44:35

I suicided :-( Not my style, but I got fed up.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

May 25th 2010, 6:25:06

lol, no humor tonight slag?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

May 25th 2010, 1:38:16

CHITOWN VESES BROTHER LOVE!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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May 24th 2010, 23:41:14

lol thanks Rahl!

Ak long time no see bud!

You ever come around the capital?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

May 24th 2010, 9:21:54

Do I get my money back after 7 days?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.