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Oct 19th 2010, 20:49:25

On an unrelated note...

. o O (ebunny?????)

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Oct 19th 2010, 20:48:21

POTTY MOUTH POTTY MOUTH POTTY MOUTH!!! :P

(They scare me too. Repeatedly and often.)

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Oct 19th 2010, 14:22:46

Yes NukE... ;) But you can't MULTI-select posts as far as I can see... like select all posts on a page with one click (which would be infinitely helpful in situations like this).

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Oct 18th 2010, 21:24:39

Hey. I'm all for the venting in good fun, but don't be callin' names. :p

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Oct 18th 2010, 19:18:04

YAY! Congratulations. :D

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Oct 18th 2010, 19:17:14

My eyes hurt. (And hahaha - I watched Silence of the Lambs last night, twice.)

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Oct 18th 2010, 0:05:53

lol That's better. You may live. :p

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Oct 18th 2010, 0:03:36

GIGGLE, DAMMIT - OR THE HAMMER COMES DOWN!!!!!

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Oct 18th 2010, 0:02:15

Not even a giggle about the sunblock comment? THAT'S IT. I'M BANNING YOU BOTH!!!

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And once upon a time, a thread with a 4-day-old timestamp would have dropped off the boards 3.75 days earlier... but the boards are slower now, and stuff stays active for weeks. I don't have a problem with you going at it like e-bunnies if you want - I just have a problem with WHERE you go at it like e-bunnies. :p

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Oct 17th 2010, 23:58:38

lol You can spam here until my head explodes if you want... have at it. I'm putting on sunblock even as we speak (geddit? sunblock... because it's TAN proof!!! Hahaha.)

You know I love ya. If I didn't, I'd have wiped out all your posts and banned you. lol But there have gotta be limits on how much spamming you do in a thread that has actual merit and might continue - even if it's beenn slow for a while. ;)

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Oct 17th 2010, 23:27:25

Or maybe folks who would have posted there got fed up with scrolling through pages of your e-lovemaking and left. ;) See what I mean? Maybe the discussion stalled for a while and would have picked up again if you hadn't hijacked the thread.

Normally I get a kick out of you two feeding off each other... and normally you keep it within limits. But you've gotta admit, this was a bit over the top.

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Oct 17th 2010, 23:25:26

It's all in good fun until someone loses an eye... :p

There's a limit. Start your own thread and spam it to 50 pages, and I couldn't care less. But don't take over a serious thread and render it worthless. I've got nothing against you guys having a good time, as long as you don't ruin threads.

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Oct 17th 2010, 23:23:26

Let's see. You hijacked a thread intended for a more serious purpose and made it completely useless by filling it with 2.5 pages (TWO AND A HALF PAGES - that's over 50 posts!!!) of crap.

Now I don't have anything against having fun. You should know that by now (or you would be banned and all your other posts would be gone too). But come on... start your own thread where people won't wander in for one reason and be subjected to scrolling through pages of your 'fun'. :p

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Oct 17th 2010, 23:19:27

mrford and TAN...

*sigh*

You had better both be thanking your lucky stars that I am who I am and that, even with the lack of a multi-select feature, I chose to select (ONE BY ONE!) and delete your posts rather than just DA and ban your asses.

Please take your lovefest to someone else's boards.

And do not EVER make me look at this crap again. My retinas are permanently damaged by some of those posts. :(

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Oct 17th 2010, 2:17:40

I've been around a long time, and that name isn't ringing a bell at all... and you'd think it would ring one with me, being that I live in Cowtown and am a regular Cowgirl. :D

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Oct 16th 2010, 15:54:31

Oh good lord, they're at it again! That's it, I'm buying gags... :p

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Oct 16th 2010, 15:52:10

Eeeewww. I was coming here specifically to *lick* you, but now I'm not touching you with a bargepole. :p

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Oct 16th 2010, 15:50:55

Hey, I did the deletions and even *I* don't think they're cheaters. It's a unique situation with one group of people, and we're trying to find an acceptable way to deal with it.

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Oct 16th 2010, 15:47:07

Handled (or in the midst of being handled, anyway)... thanks fellas. :D

Ivan, not sure Pang or qz would have known the details anyway, but we're good now.

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Oct 16th 2010, 3:36:16

lol Darned good to have you back, big fella... hope you enjoy the new perks and tweaks!

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Oct 16th 2010, 3:20:03

*chuckle* Are you SURE you're not intoxicated???? Or are you channeling groton? ;)

I'm good, thanks - still kickin' after all these years! <3

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Oct 16th 2010, 3:17:51

Still no emails. Sad Patty. :(

[Look, I'm trying to help you guys here. This all could have been sorted out by now, if someone had sent me an email within 3 hours of my post. Being as awesome as I am, I shouldn't have to beg. :p ]

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Oct 15th 2010, 20:37:18

Ivan... I'm pining away waiting for you to email me... and you're not emailing.... :p

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Oct 15th 2010, 20:08:07

Yeah... because I'm at work and can't IRC. FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS!!! ;)

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Oct 15th 2010, 19:39:25

Cheers Murf. :D

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Oct 15th 2010, 19:32:12

Nope, just trying to find fairness in the confusion. ;)

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Oct 15th 2010, 19:29:39

Please email me at - thanks!

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Oct 15th 2010, 3:13:26

LS!!! &hearts; :D

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Oct 13th 2010, 15:37:23

That depends on your definition of 'fluff', qz. ;)

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Oct 13th 2010, 2:00:02

I would like to personally thank BOTH my friends for voting me as best AT poster.

(I chuckled out loud, but I love ya both - whoever you are. <3 )

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Oct 13th 2010, 1:55:42

Well said, Foog & Detoxxx. You are wise. (And for the record, I <3 Foog.)

To summarize: You can pretty much say anything here if you say it in the proper way. If you can't control yourself and avoid personal attacks/vulgarity/etc., then you'd better be prepared to suck up the consequences, buttercup. ;)

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Oct 6th 2010, 14:20:59

OMG. Are you seriously posting this crap here like you're in junior high? *smackkkkk*

You've been around here about as long as I have. So unless you started playing when you were 3, you're WAYYYY too old for this stuff. :p

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Oct 4th 2010, 18:24:01

lol Ohhh, you're so lucky - I almost deleted you as a spam bot. ;)

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Oct 1st 2010, 4:26:54

lol Well... just when I thought my mod job was getting cushy. Welcome back, fellas.

But remember - I've got my eyes, ears, and nose on you... so you'd better play nice.

;)

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Sep 30th 2010, 13:56:49

Wow, how unfair - he got retaled 10X for a quad tap? Surely not!!!

[Oh sorry, here's a towel. I didn't mean to splash sarcasm on you.]

Let's see now. Back when I was leading, it was 1:1, 3:2, 5:3, kill for 4. So I'm thinking 10:4 is not that far outta line. :p

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Sep 29th 2010, 21:33:17

I'm resorting to posting here because I've had a few similar reports for country names containing the word 'rape' (in various incarnations).

Now... while I wholly agree that 'rape' meaning sexual assault is a very very BAD thing, 'RAPE' IS NOT A SWEAR WORD. It can mean many things. There's a crop we grow here commonly referred to as rape seed. You can rape a bank account (which doesn't mean you tied it to a bed and forced yourself on it).

I don't have the ability to talk to reporters in-game (yet)... but if you reported a country with this word in it and it wasn't deleted (or changed), this is why - because the country name could have been entirely innocent, depending on context. So please consider this when reporting country names. ;)

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Sep 29th 2010, 19:20:25

Originally posted by Murf:

belgian and german beer will ruin you, since it's so much better than the crap you currently drink

Seriously. You're gonna call CANADIAN beer crap??? Granted, we don't have a lot of good real ales, but our lager rocks. Clearly you were thinking of American beer when you made that wisecrack. :p

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Sep 29th 2010, 16:50:00

Because your worst nightmare has come true, and martian has been given authority on the boards.

IT'S THE THIRD SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!!

;)

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Sep 28th 2010, 20:31:05

Oh, and Ron... once you've got a little site designed in KompoZer (or whichever alternative you may choose), you'll have the html code available to view - those programs always have a tab or some kind of method to display the actual code. It's a good way to get familiar with the way html works.

You probably don't want to actually LEARN html using this method though - because anything that takes your actions and converts them to html invariably chucks a bunch of unnecessary code in there. But it's a good way to familiarize yourself with what html looks like, and to make the connection to what does what. :D

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Sep 28th 2010, 20:22:22

*smacks TAN*

iTavi... BUY ME A MAC!!!! :D

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Sep 28th 2010, 15:44:32

Uhhh... thanks for sharing! :D

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Sep 28th 2010, 15:41:52

WOOOOOOOT!!! *sticks a dollar in your bottoms*

(NB: That was BOTTOMS, with an 'S', as in swimsuit bottoms - not a single BOTTOM. Get your tiny little minds out of the gutter.)

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Sep 28th 2010, 15:39:38

What a great idea... 10 points for originality. :D

If you've never done webdesign, you've probably never done anything with html. So I went searching for some open source (i.e. FREE) software that will cause you as little grief as possible.

Microsoft FrontPage is the easy way to do web pages with no experience (yes, all you experienced web designers who are calling me the devil right now, I realize it's unforgivably bloaty and craps up your nice clean code). But it's expensive. One good open source alternative seems to be KompoZer:

http://www.instantfundas.com/...n-source-alternative.html

I had a quick look and it seems easy to use for your purposes, and is free. Good luck!

(And there are a zillion people here who can help you if you run into any trouble.)

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Sep 27th 2010, 14:50:25

Wow.

'They'll adapt and "complain" a lot and either fold or merge.'

Smart doggy. ;)

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Sep 27th 2010, 14:48:11

*chuckle* I wanna paladin in the evening gown and swimsuit events!

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Sep 24th 2010, 18:09:03

Oh. I thought you were paging me. *shifty eyes*

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Sep 22nd 2010, 15:36:36

Smarten up you two... (they know who I'm talking about). I haven't pulled out the banhammer yet on these forums, but I will if you can't play nice.

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Sep 22nd 2010, 15:33:50

*bans martian*

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Sep 22nd 2010, 15:33:33

So am I!

THERE IS NO SAFE TIME TO VISIT CANUCKIA!

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