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dagga:
The combined armies of LCN, ICN and Imag were on patrol when their illustrious leaders iScode, Theseus and Gary noticed a lone SOL member standing on a hill top in their area. Theseus told 5 of his best men to go take out that SOL pretender!!
They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the SOLer. Just before they got to the top, the SOLer ran over the other side of the hill. The 5 men followed. For the next few minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the SOLer came up on the hill top. He brushed off his uniform, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the 110 strong army of LCN/ICN/Imag.
iScode, pissed off, called for a 15-man squad of Imag to go get that impertinent SOLer. They ran as fast as they could toward the SOLer. Just before they got to the top, the SOLer ran over the other side of the hill. The Imag squad followed. For the next few minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the SOLer came up on the hill top. He brushed himself off once more, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking defiantly at the armies below.
Theseus was really hot now. He ordered the entire army to attack, 110 strong, to take on the SOLer. Determined that the combined force of LCN, ICN and Imag was far superior to the one smart ass SOLer they had blood in their eyes as they ran up the hill. Just before they got to the top, the SOLer ran over the other side of the hill. The pursuers followed.
For many minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. It continued and continued. Finally there was one lone ICN member, Gary, crawling back to the Theseus, all bloody and beat about the head and shoulders. His clothes were torn, cuts were all over his body. Thesues asked for a sit. rep.
Gary, bloody and beaten replied in a forceful and fearful voice "Sir, run, its an ambush... There are TWO of them!!"
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