Mar 16th 2016, 6:54:56
This year's tournament has already seen two firsts (the first round loss of a mushroom cloud, and a 15 seed in the final four). Its about to get one more:
East thingy, round one!
North Carolina (1) vs Florida Gulf Coast (16): FGC's disembodied eagle head doesn't look particularly frightening or aggressive... or even noteworthy. But who came up with Carolina's logo? An 'N' superimposed over a 'C".. or is it the other way around? Either way, its clear that NO effort was put into this logo. I can't even think of an intimidating slogan that those letters could stand for... "Not Chivalrous"? "No Chives"? For the first time in history a 16 seed beats a 1 seed. Sorry, Carolinians. Get your team to come up with a better logo if you want to go further next year.
USC (8) vs Providence (9): What is it with the Pac-12 and their boring logos? Why can't any of the teams with some creativity be perennial powerhouses in this conference? Instead we get.. 'SC'. Come on. Too lazy to even use the 'U'? How do we know you're even referring to California and not South Carolina? This logo is an epic fail. By contrast, USC has been matched up against Providence's Grim Reaper.. Yeah, I know.. it isn't supposed to be the Grim Reaper, but that's what it looks like! Grim Reaper absolutely slaughters 'SC'.
Indiana (5) vs Chattanooga (12): Indiana is lucky here. Their boring letter-based logo is shaped like a candelabra.. but that also happens to vaguely resemble a mushroom cloud. Very vaguely. If they weren't matched up against an even more boring, letter 'C', they'd probably be losing in the first round. As it is though, they'll move on.
Kentucky (4) vs Stony Brook (13): Another battle of the borings.. I'll bet South Dakota will be trying to get moved into this region-thingy next year. But anyway, we have... Kentucky, two boring letters, 'UK'. Stony Brook, two boring letters, 'SB'. Kentucky, one color for both letters. Stony brook, one color for both letters. I'm picking Kentucky here only because I think it would be cool to see a British team get a win in this tournament.
Notre Dame (6) vs either Michigan (11) or Tulsa (11): Doesn't matter who wins the play-in. Neither of them is going any further. Michigan is disqualified for having just a boring 'M'.. and what the hell is that Tulsa logo? A windsock? How the hell can a windsock be a mascot? That just blows. Infuriated leprechaun wins here, hands down.
West Virginia (3) vs Stephen F. Austin (14): Let's start with SFA. Nothing to see here really. At least they superimposed their initials over a map of India, which I guess is kind of cool (although a little weird) but aside from that, this logo just isn't doing it for me. Contrast that with WV.. Finally, somebody found a way to make letters into something really cool! Is it a tornado? Is it a mushroom cloud? Its a musroomnado! Sorry SFA, but you never stood a chance here.
Wisconsin (7) vs Pittsburgh (10): The 'W' is sort of like a double mushroom cloud. In the first round here, its stacked up against... *yawn*.. the word "Pitt". Do I really even need to tell you who is going to win this one?
Xavier (2) vs Weber State (15): This one was actually pretty tough to decide. True, the letter 'X' is just a letter, but it is one of the coolest letters. And in this case, it is impaled on a sword, which is double-cool. Weber State, though, has that fierce looking cat, leaping out at you through an upside-down portico! Why was the wildcat inside a house? How did the house get turned upside-down? Was there an earthquake? Perhaps a mushroomnado? This logo is not only aggressive, but also confusing! Weber State shocks Xavier to move on to the next round.
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East thingy, round two!
Florida Gulf Coast (16) vs Providence (9): No contest here. Grim Reaper destroys moderately aggressive disembodied eagle head.
Indiana (5) vs Kentucky (4): Indiana lucks out again here. The tiny bit of effort they put into their logo just barely outdoes the zero effort that the Brits put into theirs. Indiana wins.
Notre Dame (6) vs West Virginia (3): Man, I didn't expect to see such a fierce matchup so early in the tournament. I absolutely love the infuriated leprechaun. He's so defiant! But I'm afraid he is no match for the mushroomnado of West Virginia...
Wisconsin (7) vs Weber State (15): Another Cinderella story has to end here. Upside-down attack cat is no match for double mushroom cloud. Final score, 90 to minus 4.
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East thingy, round three!
Providence (9) vs Indiana (5): Indiana's luck has finally run out. The candelabra cannot defeat the Grim Reaper, regardless of its mild resemblance to a mushroom cloud.
West Virginia (3) vs Wisconsin (7): Another tough pick here, but I'm going to have to go with West Virginia. Mushroomnado and Double Mushroom Cloud are probably on about equal footing as far as level of danger goes, but the artistic effort that went into WV's logo gives it the edge. Final score, 21-22, West Virginia.
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East thingy, round four!
Providence (9) vs West Virginia (3): The Grim Reaper finally meets his match here, and West Virginia moves on to the Final Four.
So ends the East Thingy.
Also, so ends my evening. I may be back to write up the other two region-thingies tomorrow, or I may not.
Edited By: SAM_DANGER on Mar 16th 2016, 7:36:17