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May 30th 2024, 23:54:23

You're right, my apologies for the insult.

I wasn't whining, I was poking fun at all the tag jumpers using a meme. But it sounds like you're whining about whining? Did I get that right?
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May 30th 2024, 20:51:02

What am I whining about exactly, ButtHole? XD
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May 30th 2024, 20:43:24

I love this thread even though I have no idea what's happening.

It's weird that we have forums for Chinese, Russian and Korean, but none for Malay, Filipino, or Spanish. I'd think we have more users that speak the latter three than the former.
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May 30th 2024, 16:39:07

When I was living overseas, I was friends with a bunch of Thai people. Normally they use "nah" how Malaysians use "lah", but these Thai friends also were very close to some Malaysians, so they also said "lah" a lot.
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May 30th 2024, 14:22:06

Because I is intelligent too and you big mucho threat to my smartness.
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May 30th 2024, 14:14:51

You can't claim to be one of the most intelligent people in the world and not utilize proper punctuation.
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May 30th 2024, 13:41:37

Cathankins surely a man of your intelligence can read all those paragraphs in mere moments. Don't let Drow out-intelligence you by writing more goodly.
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May 29th 2024, 15:10:35

Basically what's happening: https://i.imgflip.com/8s44aw.jpg
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May 28th 2024, 21:51:52

Do we know the MERCs countries that tagged over? I'd be interested to see if there is any difference in the HPD between native SOLers and MERCs.

That's some scary numbers though.
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May 28th 2024, 21:08:56

Drow can we get another update?

SOL has been really impressive this set, they are legit terrifying. Well done guys!
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May 28th 2024, 21:06:16

I'd like to submit into evidence to the court that these 2 questions are dagga levels of dumb - which tracks with the current crowd:

2. Is 426 a past or recent member of Evo?
3. Is 426 a past or recent member of PDM?

No one in Evo should answer this question. No one in PDM should answer this question. No leader worth their salt would dox their own members. If there are concerns about this country violating pacts or causing trouble, we would launch our own internal investigation, and if found that this country was affiliated with PDM, we'd privately reach out to any impacted clans.

But you are not entitled to an answer on AT about PDM personnel matters, past or present.

TLDR; even if this country was in PDM, we wouldn't tell you anyway. get real.
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May 25th 2024, 4:00:03

Guys, there are ways to dialogue like adults. Instead of mocking a person, just address their points. Treat TC with a bit more respect, he's done great things for the game despite what he may have done after. I don't agree with TC either but you don't see me being a massive douchebag about it.
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May 24th 2024, 23:06:24

I'm with Slag on this, it's ridiculous to send out pacts to NPCs and get free tech.

>>make the game more competitive by reducing the impact of feeding via tech alliances with humans.

But...that's been part of the game since 2002. You know what hasn't? NPCs and getting free tech that way. I actually think nerfing NPCs is the way to go - there are too many, get rid of at least half of them, it's way too easy to get land. There are people who are going to get over 200k land by the end of the set, that's just absurd and ridiculous.
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May 24th 2024, 0:53:26

I've been using it to lobby for my mod status.
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May 22nd 2024, 14:57:20

Honestly, it's impressive from both sides.

SOL/Stones are absolutely dominant when it comes to warring, and you can't help but respect it. They've done a great job stonewalling and their HPK is pretty good.

And M4D you have to respect as well for listening to the constant fluffing and moaning from BlackHole, Josey and Coalie...like JFC they're like dagga on meth. I don't know how Leto avoids snapping at them, the man must have the patience of a saint.

And BH is right...he's not as seasoned as the rest of the vets, so that he was able to successfully stonewall is pretty impressive. With time as he learns to temper his fluff talk and refine it so that it's not just edgy whining all the time, he may follow in the footsteps of the legendary trolls of yore, like dagga and ivan.

All around a good war, I'm looking forward to the next update.
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May 22nd 2024, 14:27:22

Geez, just saw the updated stats. I've always disliked SOL and still do, but hot damn I always hated warring them for precisely this reason. Well done.
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May 22nd 2024, 14:25:33

If everyone can take their fluffing to another thread so we can focus on the warstats in this one, that'd be great.
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May 21st 2024, 18:52:25

Best I can do is oatmeal & raisin.

Carry on with the trolling.
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May 21st 2024, 17:49:48

I like how you're bragging about playing the game how it's supposed to be played. Do you want a cookie for doing what we've all been doing for 2 decades now?
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May 20th 2024, 11:21:01

Originally posted by BlackHole:
I have a question -


If Leto is the leader of M4D, why is he always absent from defending his clan and his people?

Just like when his people were caught cheating, he refuses to acknowledge anything. He refuses to apologize. He refuses to face the music.



Now his clan first strikes another clan (and losses a country in the process, LOL) and he's sending others here to face the music.



Leto - you're an absolutely cowardly leader. You think I don't know what's happening? You're scared of the spotlight, and worse, you're scared to face me in the spotlight. I get sent screenshots from your discord and your private chat all the time. I see the back room dealings you've been attempting. I was aware last set in teams when you were hunting for me, and that's why you hit Req. I knew this set before you were going to attack me unprovoked in alliance. And I was aware that you were planning on attacking SoL before tonight.


I know EVERYTHING you're planning to do. So you mine as well stop sneaking around behind close doors, being duplicitous.


Come out and face the music choir boy. Why don't you explain to the rest of M4D and this community why your hatred for me is going to cause the downfall of all of M4D. 15 other players are going to suffer for your actions.


I've told quite a few of them that they really should splinter off from you. You caused chaos and grief for PDM when you were there, you caused Lights to essentially splinter in half in teams, and now you're causing M4D to get wrecked.


You're worse than turtle crawler. At least he attempts to face me in public, sometimes. You employ the milkman strategy. Just run and hide.


....


OMG.



Are... YOU MILKMAN? Is that why you defended his multing and doxxing so hard? Is that why you insulted my wife and told me you'd pray for me when I brought it to your attention?!?! Is that why you hate me so much?!?!




OMFG. It all makes sense. Is Milkman actually one of your multis?!?!?!?!?!




What the fluff did you just fluffing say about me, you little fluff? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fluff out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fluffing words. You think you can get away with saying that fluff to me over the Internet? Think again, fluffer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fluffing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little fluff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fluffing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fluff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fluffing dead, kiddo.
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May 20th 2024, 2:30:42

Also, for the record, the title of this post should have been either:

Woulda, Shoulda, Cuda

OR

Would've, Should've, Cuda've
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May 20th 2024, 2:01:53

Originally posted by SirJouster:
Sol, that once shining star


Sorry, but when was SOL *ever* a shining star?
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May 16th 2024, 15:49:15

The people demand it.
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May 13th 2024, 17:51:44

Doug, it's well known that the mods here are fascists.

Martian relentlessly trolls me in Clash Royale.

Galleri has sworn openly to being a fascist.

Dark Demon tried to silence me on Discord - he's afraid of my truths!

Gerdler...isn't that baby food? Sounds fascist!

Vote TAN 2024 for Mod, and I promise to clean these forums up and get rid of the corruption plaguing them!
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May 12th 2024, 3:13:34

loooool I was about to be really pissed at BH but this is just funny (he didn't actually touch the wiki page, he probably just updated the html in his browser console and screenshotted it).
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May 12th 2024, 2:06:02

I don't recognize Martian's authority, can I talk to someone else?

Edited By: martian on May 12th 2024, 23:29:55. Reason: MOD POWER ABUSE!
See Original Post
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May 9th 2024, 2:12:23

Can the mods please make a Daycare forum so the kids in this thread can go there, while the adults stay on AT?
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May 6th 2024, 14:15:40

> TAN for pdm president

No thanks, not again.
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May 5th 2024, 22:01:58

Has anyone else noticed the poor moderation on these forums for the past 20 years?

If you elect me mod, I promise to boost the user base by 500%, reduce troll posts from Josey and BlackHole by 100%, and bring Mehul to justice for selling EE to Swirve.

Vote TAN for mod 2024!
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May 5th 2024, 21:07:06

Can someone explain to me why I should be calling Josey a racist, bigot, and groomer? And can I add anything to this list, like possibly a horse-whisperer?
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May 3rd 2024, 18:56:56

Figures he only has white ones and no countries of color.
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May 3rd 2024, 16:09:45

If everyone consistently tells you to stfu, even the new guy who hasn't been here even a week and has no idea who you are, then maybe *you* are the problem.
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May 3rd 2024, 14:16:41

No wonder no one likes you, it's because you never shut the fluff up.

I tried giving you the benefit of the doubt but now I know why no one takes you seriously.
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May 2nd 2024, 23:52:53

...didn't you just suicide? Isn't that what your latest troll thread is about?
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May 2nd 2024, 21:26:04

*help kill suiciders

I am an advisor in PDM at the moment and do not dictate policy. When I was running PDM maybe 10 years ago, I'd say yes, we'd be helping kill the suiciders. Different times though.

As I understand it, aren't you also a suicider?

It's really weird to see this animosity between rival suiciders.
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May 2nd 2024, 19:34:43

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Who is we? M4D? New PDM? Or like the combined entity?


By "we", I mean Paradigm. There is no "combined entity" - the other PDM tag will be transitioning over to the new one. A unified PDM was never in question. M4D is not part of PDM.

Paradigm will not associate or support suiciders. They will be killed on sight. I'm not sure how it is nowadays, but back in the day, we even used to help suiciders who hit other clans.

Honestly I wouldn't mind seeing more of that.
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May 2nd 2024, 11:02:22

You may have been right about some of that before (I'm honestly still out of the loop), but there's a new sheriff in town, BlackHole. We will not support any suiciders, period.
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May 1st 2024, 23:37:34

Doug sells his bushels below private market value, if you know what I mean.
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May 1st 2024, 22:17:09

Doug was fired from his job as a waiter because he kept asking about all the tips.
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May 1st 2024, 21:44:57

Coalie wants to play skin flute in Doug's orchestra.
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May 1st 2024, 18:02:29

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by TAN:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by TAN:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Doug:
Originally posted by Coalie:
Sleepy Drow stole the election! Voter fraud


Sir please step out of the vehicle. What are all these blank ballots in your truck. You got junk in the trunk, I have to frisk you now.


Run! Coalie, RUN!


Don't be a fool, cops are trained to shoot when you turn your back on them!


They suck at shooting at moving targets, that's why they shoot you when you're not moving.


Yes but all they have to do is get you on the ground before they unload their magazine into you to get you to stop resisting. :D


That's why you run, too many donuts and Netflix on the side of the road made them slow


Haven't you seen any zombie movies? It doesn't matter how slow they are if you have 100 chasing you because 1 cop pulls you over and has to call in backup because he fears for his life.
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May 1st 2024, 17:42:27

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by TAN:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Doug:
Originally posted by Coalie:
Sleepy Drow stole the election! Voter fraud


Sir please step out of the vehicle. What are all these blank ballots in your truck. You got junk in the trunk, I have to frisk you now.


Run! Coalie, RUN!


Don't be a fool, cops are trained to shoot when you turn your back on them!


They suck at shooting at moving targets, that's why they shoot you when you're not moving.


Yes but all they have to do is get you on the ground before they unload their magazine into you to get you to stop resisting. :D
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May 1st 2024, 17:36:47

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Doug:
Originally posted by Coalie:
Sleepy Drow stole the election! Voter fraud


Sir please step out of the vehicle. What are all these blank ballots in your truck. You got junk in the trunk, I have to frisk you now.


Run! Coalie, RUN!


Don't be a fool, cops are trained to shoot when you turn your back on them!
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May 1st 2024, 15:47:39

There's two things Doug always talks about, and those are guns and "guns". Sounds like Coalie might give him trouble with both.
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May 1st 2024, 14:00:39

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

But that… nobody has commented on that. You all should be thanking Doug.


You know what, Josey? You're right.

Doug, thank you for everything you've done for Paradigm. You helped keep it alive, you helped it grow, you provided a space for people to laugh and have fun and play the game in peace. I'm very grateful for your contributions to the clan, and continuing to make Paradigm a great clan for everyone to play in. It's my home, it's your home, and no matter what words we may exchange, it will always be *our* home.

With heartfelt gratitude, thank you Doug, and thank you Josey for calling it out.
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May 1st 2024, 13:56:11

Crooked Coalie at it again
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May 1st 2024, 12:11:06

You have no power here, Coalie the Grey.
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May 1st 2024, 3:43:07

mrford is a legend.
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May 1st 2024, 2:01:43

Anything TAN says is worthy of telling the entire server.

Did you know I had a baby recently? Also worthy of telling the entire server!
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