Do I get any bonus points for leading the effort to unban you? :D

Knitted knob knot?

I hear you call my name, and it feels like home.

So it sounds like to me that EE already has an e-merchant, which is Shopify. Pang is the only person with access to it, so unless Slagpit wants to open another account with Shopify or somewhere else like Printful, I doubt this will happen.

I could probably open up a shop that prints on demand, but I'd need the blessing of the admins first.

In other words: This is 99% not going to happen.

You'd know the context if you were there. I invited you to the channel but you never accepted. :(

Just FYI, this and Req's thread are sh!tposts based on some mutual trolling in the NA Discord. Nothing here is serious aside from Req compensating by driving a big truck.

Req has said he'd sign my petition if I signed his. Since I signed his in absentia, he has also signed mine.

"I endorse this message." -Requiem, truck owner and premium patron

EITHER REMOVE PREMIUM PATRON® FOR EVERYONE, OR GIVE PREMIUM PATRON® TO EVERYONE!

Slagpit and his Canadian friends have been doing what they can to create microtransactions and drain the good American working folk dry of their hard-earned wealth. Nowhere is this more apparent than with Requiem and Coalie, who have purchased Premium Patron status, and then disabled it so that no one else can join them on this elite tier.

History has shown TIME AND TIME AGAIN that the upper bourgeois class cannot be trusted. They make decisions based on their bottom line, and the bottom line here is that Req is a danger to EE.

We must do away with the microtransactions and give Premium Patron status to ALL players, so that we're all on an equal playing field.

Sign this petition to remove Premium Patron status and tell Req to get Reqt once and for all:

I think until everyone is allowed the option to purchase Patron status, we should do away with it altogether! In fact, you should be banned from the forums until then!

Just a mug with "AT Sucks!" on it would be great! haha

"Hear me RoR"

"Paradigm: Home of the AB FS"

"Here's my retal policy 🖕"

They already know the damage they caused, they get the news.

You can use a print-on-demand service like Printful to make these, and they have a bunch of options like stickers, mugs, shirts...you'd obviously want to just limit it to a few items.

So all you'd really need is to have someone design a couple images and then choose which products to put them on.

I think we were talking about a car sticker, this would make a good one: I don't break, I cherrypick

Another suggestion for a shirt or something:

I'm a Fascist...Oiler

Doug and Drow lobbied on your behalf to just let it go. But just to let know you cost one of our players 1.2 billion because you're an asshole.

"or any other means "

So we can't speak even privately or on different servers if we disagree about the game's integrity? I am no free speech absolutist, but I find it very disconcerting that speech on non-game platforms is being policed.

*DM

Speaking of wrong, I am getting closer to finding the leak. I'll include suspects in the TAN Report.

One of the perks of Patron status is that the only way you can quit is to die.

Req how do you have 6k more posts than me? Does Patron status grant you an extra 5k posts?

"Come play for a clan that has the coolest people ever. EVO"

You misspelled PDM.

This got no rizz, all Ohio. No cap.

Didn't Omac own Swerve?

A long time ago, back when the player base had thousands of people and before Mehul sold his soul to open a fluffty cafe in Texas, there was chaos as no one quite knew where to go, who to trust, or what to do.

Out of the shadows stepped our rich and perpetually ornery benefactor, Comwood. Comwood pulled all four corners of the server to calm the chaos, and formed what you now see as Paradigm - one of the oldest continually playing alliances in EE. We survived Mehul. We survived Swerve. We are surviving Slagpit.

Paradigm is a fun clan where everyone is treated as family. And the great thing about that is sometimes though family can squabble, we still have love for each other. Because being together and having fun is what matters. Petty politics can be slung between all the alliances on the server, but everyone knows our clan is a safe space for them.

Not only that, but we have some of the oldest players in the game - so old, we still have a picture of Detmer's crocheted fluff sock from ~2005.

What We Offer:

* NO political chats
* Inclusive non-judgmental #General and #Members channels (other channels may result in harsh judgment, like #country-threads)
* We too aren't SoL
* Doug
* Pictures of Drow camping in downtown Melbourne
* A Scandinavian senator who still hasn't finished programming our war bot
* We try to stay out of wars as best we can anyway
* Additional bulletpoint

So if any of this appeals to you, join us and have some fun! DM me or reply here if you're interested!

You're my ride or slag.

Why do you have such a low opinion about me? I see Vic has reached out on Discord, I haven't had a chance yet to check his DMs about this, but I'm sure it'll provide a lot more context.

Empy bro we got slagged together and this is the assumption you make of me?

Kingme about to get slagged! 🤣

"We aren't sexist because we believe everyone deserves an opinion no matter what's in your pants."

Hold up. Didn't Tisya leave because of the misogyny? Free speech absolutism isn't the bastion of inclusivity you think it is.

I think earthempires.org is still open, no one said anything about that domain!

💀💀💀💀
RIP Leto

While yall are playing chess and checkers, we at Paradigm are playing Mahjong.

I was never banned from the forums, I was just focusing on Discord. I won't mention what happened there because even talking about it gets you sent to the Ministry of Truth.

I have been empowered by Slag to conduct a special investigation into the claim that ATSucks worked in coordination with M4D to sabotage SOL's fighting capability. I think we all agree that that's pretty much all agreed upon as fact, so I'll be expanding the investigation to examine claims of administrative overreach regarding conflicts of interest and censorship.

This may go all the way to the top, and I will report my findings accordingly.

The founding fathers are antiquated and had horrific beliefs. They generally supported slavery, didn't respect women, and were generally intolerant to a large swath of people.

The "spirit" of the Constitution is great, but the people behind it were racist fluffbags.

And you don't have to love them to be a proud American. You do have to love them to be a mindless patriot though.

Dr Phil we talking about welfare, Oprah turned you into a no-name psychologist into a rich condescending asshole. Where's your pal Dr Oz anyway?

I've got my eye on you Phil.

Can we get a badge with a popcorn symbol for creating drama and trolling?

Vote TAN for Mod 2024 and I'll make sure everyone gets a badge they deserve!

Why are you dragging us into this? Stay in your lane.

Blackhole will never admit he may have made a mistake or had an error in judgment. His ego won't allow it. So expect him to double down on this. I'm interested to see where he'll take it!

I'm even more confused, aren't Blackhole and Slagpit part of the same spam tag this set? Why the hell are you two going after each other?

D Trump, I love the novelty account as I've mentioned a few times, but you're too coherent and it's starting to break the suspension of belief.

I'm going to rewrite your last post.

Original:
AT Sucks declaring a jihad against the top superpowers? That’s like a chihuahua barking at a lion—cute, but no one’s taking it seriously. It’s a big joke. Maybe focus on building a decent country before trying to play with the big boys.

Rewritten for authenticity:
AT Sucks declaring a jihad against the top superpowers? That's - it's - look, it takes a lot to get to the top, folks. I should know - really! And right now it's like a chihu, a chihhah, a chiwa barking at a lion. Cute, but no one's taking it seriously. I've been there at the top, I'm at the top, if you - look, my wife, she's beautiful. And slagpit, he's with AT Sucks now, right? He's beautiful, he reminds me of Ivanka. But he won't win, not with a country like that. He - well - listen, just, what about his history as an admin? Has he released his security certificate yet? I'm not saying it's not secure but - he - slagpisht - he, where is his certificate?

Could...Doug be D Trump??

They both start with 'D'!

Game Dev Admin Slagpit

(sorry Slag I couldn't resist)

Threads can be edited by mods? Okay Spez!

D Trump is for sure Blackhole or Cathy.

Drow caressed SOL's blackhole

(It was actually RedX)

Martian licked his lips

Red X's giant, throbbing

One day the monster

Okay...good.

Guys, D Trump is a novelty account - why are yall taking it so seriously? Just enjoy the nonsense answers.