I win all threads. Sometimes I deign to inform the rest of you on a thready by thread basis.

Clearly I am going to have to settle this for everyone.

I have the largest penis. You can all stop arguing now. You're welcome.

This thread went from zero to merit free in record time.

if only we could get it hot enough to like cook bacon by holding it out in sunlight that would be totally badass and to keep cool we could all like live in igloos and stuff and then like we could raise pigs in another igloo and just toss one out in the sunlight any time we got hungry but we would need like spiderman to build the igloos because it would cook us too if we were out in the sunlight just like slather some sunscreen on spiderman and then just watch him go because spiderman could like swing into the shadows and not cook unless we could figure out a way to build the igloos at night but that would be hard because we cant see at night but all of our tv shows would have to change and mtv would make one called pimp my igloo but nobody would watch it because what the fluff are you going to do to make an igloo fluffing slick because you cant repaint the motherfluffer and you cant put rims or anything on it not to mention what the hell are you going to watch the show on because you cant mount your plasma screen tv on the wall in an igloo because it is made out of snow and ice and fluff so you would have to put in an entertainment center that takes up your floor space and that would mean you would have to take out the stripper pole and that is what in laymans terms is called a deal breaker because my pimped out igloo is having a stripper pole and a hot tub and like a full bar but that means we will have to like grow the plants that they make liquor from in igloos too so the sun doesnt burn them and spiderman will be so busy building igloos that we will have like this ridonkulous crime problem and like uncle ben will be telling him son with great power comes great need to build more igloos so move your ass spidey and then uncle ben gets shot because some thug breaks into uncle ben and aunt mays igloo because he hasnt built enough for everyone yet and people are desperate and like spiderman goes on this crusade to build more igloos so that he can go back to fighting crime

http://earthgraphs.com/...CSUPER&warreport=Show

Warstats :D

Sue me. I spent months pulling sick marine life (including sea gulls) out of oily water after the BP rig went kaboom in the gulf. Forgive me for not finding wanton slaughter of wildlife amusing.

fake. that kills the birds, it doesn't make them crap all over everything.

touche' sir

I am not god's gift to women.

/me humps Sifos

Surely we'd have somebody throwing out USGov. I got so landfat farming them years ago that I actually got paranoid and bought proper defenses.


Incidentally, RSquad represent!

Bring spare pants. Brix will be shat.

except for the "were" part. I don't think some of us ever got past that point

Isn't Xenomorph a chinese dude?

You've made some pretty bold posts considering you don't want anyone to know who/where you are.

that's like a sport... right?

I dunno, locket's is pretty good from my point of view.

They make pills for that you know.

fluff that was epic!

Give me a little more credit than that. We've actually been able to handle our retals and kill something.

Anything can be abused somehow. You have to draw a line in the sand somewhere on how you're going to keep new people vs the largely stagnant player base.

The alliance server is where the most players interact with one another, but it is also the killing fields if you're a noob. We can't slaughter noobs forever and keep a functional game.

In any event, all countries we've retalled for have tagged up and the merger time is over.

You'll have to be a little more specific. What tiny ants? . . . What country/continent/region are you in?

Yeah, kinda like extended protection, but it's only there until they join a tag.

Pondering how this could be abused, it might be worth it to also restrict FA to countries with this protection active.

I logged into my old Kingdom of Loathing account the other day... it's also a turns per day game that has some pvp. There's an item in game that everyone starts with called a hippie stone that prevents you from being involved in any pvp, either attacking or defending. Once you break it, it's gone. Forever. You can attack other players, other players can attack you.

Being that farming of untaggeds has always driven away new players, I had an idea for something that might give them a better chance to stay.

A few days ago, I read somewhere on the forums where someone suggested putting a way to restrict attacks on one another until like 2 weeks into the set. While I didn't like that idea because it prevents early game shenanigans between tags, it shaped my idea a little.

Have something like the hippie stone for all new accounts... maybe make it a peace agreement with GDI that restricts attacks until 2 weeks worth of turns have passed. Joining a tag rips up the agreement and enables full military use. Once the agreement has been ripped up, it is ripped up forever (for that server). You don't get a new one at the beginning of the next set.

Thoughts?

umad?

And I'm just supposed to know which ones are active and which ones are not through psychic powers? No. I said we're covering the tag. That means the whole tag until the time is up. Anything in KOTG after the time is up is not my responsibility.

*smacks kyle*

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Death Knights will be handling retals for both tags for the next 48 hours. Please update your embassies accordingly if we do not have a pact specifying that I am to contact you personally. Leadership responsibilities will be shared and we will update our contacts on the wiki shortly. Undertaker will confirm.

Also, more importantly: bacon. That is all.

Death Knights, not because we're in any way superior to any other tag, but because ponies!

http://deathknights.ghqnet.com/

Ah, nevermind. You're not Erikill. :(

Erikill? If that's you, this is Thor. We should talk.

lol Battle of Brisbane 2025


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane

How do you propose this be done?

Looks like soviet is a kill moocher.

Thank you, Doctor Phil.

I plan on that, but what I'm asking is how do you get over the shock?

how do deal with that mentally? I hate the kid's mom and the feeling is mutual.

dude, if they could make a man-portable machine that re-oxidizes the stuff, and improve it enough that it worked just like regular breathing, we'd be that much closer to cyborgs!

We've already got mechanical hearts, just attach those two pieces of hardware and you're like 60% there on building robocop.

Mostly urban fantasy, based in and around Houston. I've also got a steampunk work that can't seem to get past chapter 2.

you realize this thread is two years old, yes? If SoL still has a grudge, then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

??? I've no particular dislike for any alliance/coalition at the moment.

lol totally not where I got the name. It's the brand name on a dartboard I had eons ago spelled backwards.

Freelance writer / Aspiring novelist / part time cashier (it keeps the bills paid :p)

Dumber things have sparked violence in this game.

My offer was pretty fair, and based on a somewhat generous average of the average server retal policies (It ranges between 80 and 150%). His counter offer was to farm the entire alliance for the rest of the set. If it bothers you that much, tag up met next set.

*shrug* Like I said, no idea who it actually is.

Assuming that is actually you, your negotiating skill leaves something to be desired. Threatening to farm someone over a retal shouldn't be one of your first offers. That's what made me decide to kill you. You threatened the entire tag over some land.

I've been pretty reasonable with everyone when it has come to land up to this point. The farming threat was unacceptable.

No idea who is actually running the country, except that it isn't murf.

Yeah, next time I'll accidentally pick somebody from a different alliance.