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Apr 2nd 2015, 15:11:26

Originally posted by mrford:

Originally posted by earf:

mrford you would say that because being so damn old you have graduated from cucumber into pickle status

chances are, im younger than you.

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Apr 2nd 2015, 15:09:25

fords biased because hes old shriveled and wrinkly!!

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Apr 2nd 2015, 15:06:19

mrford you would say that because being so damn old you have graduated from cucumber into pickle status

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Apr 2nd 2015, 14:55:30

shut up idiot! i wasnt going to do this to you but youve forced my hand. guess what? Barack obama follows me on twitter. Now whose the #cucumber??

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Apr 2nd 2015, 14:50:43

hashtags have permeated all communication mediums, olds like you might not get it but me and my crew use hash tags in text messages always and even use hash tags in conversation irl. maybe once you master twitter like i have you will understand, but twitter is like old people kryptonite lol #fluffSonYoujustgotTOLD

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Apr 2nd 2015, 14:40:36

everyone uses hash tags now, what are you 50 years old?

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Apr 2nd 2015, 14:38:12

wtf are you guys on about cucumbers and pickles #GAY

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Apr 2nd 2015, 14:33:03

You can attack anyone with some attacks. Standard strike, planned strike. Other attacks, the more nasty ones, are forbidden by GDI unless the GDI hymen has been broken by multiple standard strikes, planned strikes, or black spy ops #tmyk

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Apr 2nd 2015, 0:44:59

thank you, thank you, but really, you give me too much credit. I am nothing if not a man of humility. #StayHumble #godtier

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Apr 2nd 2015, 0:40:10

It's lonely up here in the god tier

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Apr 1st 2015, 19:57:01

but but but cerberus, your the stupidist one on here.

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Apr 1st 2015, 19:47:26

lets get #FixTheSigs trending on these forums

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Apr 1st 2015, 19:41:18

lol You guys. what youre saying is true but it doesnt matter. El Guapo needs to blossom under my tutelage before he can put it into practice. You need the basics, the foundation, the fundamentals, before you can build the temple. Or turn the temple into a parking lot, as the case may be./ My country is always my temple.

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Apr 1st 2015, 18:37:47

I said i was quitting after taking retals. If Im retaling other people for hitting me once why would I allow him to hit me 4-5 times? And wouldnt it be cheating if I did, if I sent a guy a heads up that I was quitting and let him farm me, then thats coordination and landfarms.

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Apr 1st 2015, 18:36:45

The key to fighting the good fight is to jhave a good or great country. The better country you can run the better you can do battle. If you want to be my student maybe I can teach you. I am thinking about taking on a protege.

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Apr 1st 2015, 16:28:43

Still though, i hate to say it, but i dont believe you. However it is an excellent ATTEMPT at recovering after being brutally owned and i appreciate the effort.

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Apr 1st 2015, 16:26:00

This is why Im proud to have you as one of my minions.

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Apr 1st 2015, 16:14:22

layers within layers my man. levels within levels. worlds within worlds. Maybe perhaps now it is dawning on you, the extent of my genious. Look at that post. Did i spell anything wrong? No, only the thread title. I used the wrong word there on purpose in order to draw people in. People less smart then me will be like, "this guy spelled accepting wrong, he wrote excepting instead," and they will come in the thread to lecture me. Another fly into my web.

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Apr 1st 2015, 16:12:08

You think i dont know that?

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Apr 1st 2015, 15:05:54

Originally posted by Celphi:

*accepting*

Celphi has accepted ! That's one minion. Need a few more

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Apr 1st 2015, 14:43:42

I decided i didnt want the job. Didnt seem right to be a cop after the whole trayvon martin thing.

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Apr 1st 2015, 14:19:26

when I was applynig for the police academy I had to sit down with a black lady and and go through every social media site that I put down I had an account on. I put down my tumblr andit was just pictures of skulls and anime and she was like this is cool.

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Apr 1st 2015, 13:11:53

HEllo,

Now that I have demonstrated my superiority over all you noobs, and proved myself as the #greatest, i am looking to start a following. I am seeking at least two nutswingers, people that will speak of my greatness to others and support me in the forum.

Example: Some cretin thinks they know something and i put them in their place. You will then step in and post something like "OH fluff son, you just got told."

Example: Someone wins the reset. You will step in and say "That must be earf, because he won the reset. Only earf could have played that country, or maybe one of a handful of lesser players"

and so on.

payment: You will be compensated with the prestige that comes from being associated with me. i will refer to you as one of "my boys" and if you PM me questions about strategy i will give you advice, so you can follow your dreams of being as good as me.

apply now!

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Apr 1st 2015, 12:07:43

On main sstatus screen. Go down to preferonces. #helpthenoobs

Edited By: earf on Apr 1st 2015, 12:55:46
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Apr 1st 2015, 1:33:29

Why cant you guys just admit im your master

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Apr 1st 2015, 1:27:17

What do you guys think about this. i had no allies, and some guy offered me a d alliance and i accepted. i was a top 5 country. then, i didnt play for 3 days and decided to quit, so i logged in and told him im qiutting, but i need to make a couple retals first. I log in again and find he has hit me 5 times, thinks im his farm, so i do some ABs on him. He got really mad at me, i said f you, im not your land farm. I could have done more ABs, i had 30 turns left when i stopped. But he says i "baited" him

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Apr 1st 2015, 1:25:31

I qiut this round so thats one fewer 100m country

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Apr 1st 2015, 1:23:32

H2o was quitter. The guy who warred Ebert for farming the bots

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Mar 31st 2015, 15:21:31

heil hitler

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Mar 31st 2015, 3:48:23

Ugh I dont know why you have to be like this. This thread was a nice gesture by Hammer, a place to celebrate 69's win, everything was positive and trolls like you have to come in and make it all negative. Well you can suck the fluff off my fluff after i fluff your dad up the fluff for all i care.

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Mar 31st 2015, 2:04:11

Originally posted by ssewellusmc:

I was just pointing it out so everyone knee why you bbled on here like a complete retard.

#truth

WTf does this say, are you having a stroke. or are you just illiterate. #bowdown

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Mar 31st 2015, 1:55:40

Ok now thats just offensive. Lots of retards have down syndrome you know, you shouldnt go around using it as an insult. #hatespeech

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Mar 31st 2015, 1:47:47

You obviously do or you wouldnt be in here posting at me #owned #logicbomb

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Mar 31st 2015, 1:30:17

whos that chirping in my ear?? im looking around for good players but im the only one here. but i keep hearing this chirping noise. sorry i cant quite make it out all the way up here, in the god tier, in the 40m clouds. fluff off reatard prole

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Mar 31st 2015, 0:43:10

Im the greatest of all time, ergo you can assume i played 69 #truisms

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Mar 30th 2015, 21:53:15

what da fluffey?

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Mar 30th 2015, 21:42:59

Thank you, Hammer #godtier

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Mar 30th 2015, 21:16:52

#epicfail

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Mar 30th 2015, 20:41:23

#FarmsGetFarmed

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Mar 30th 2015, 20:39:26

Your bots buy tech more than ordinary noobs, and your tech bots tech with 50% of their land unbuilt and poor tpt #bots #techprices

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Mar 30th 2015, 20:02:12

@qzjul http://earthempires.com/forum/post/646311/perm #bots #celphi

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Mar 30th 2015, 18:46:44

You could test your bot on AI server and then give the code to qzjul to use on Express if he wants to #bots #express

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Mar 30th 2015, 18:08:16

#FarmsGetFarmed

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Mar 30th 2015, 15:55:44

why a re you always editing all your posts to sya Irrelevant

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Mar 30th 2015, 15:28:08

You should create a line of bots with varying skill, some noob bots and some pro bots. Can your bot win the game?

-I contend that the bots buy more tech than the regular noob, which has resulted in increased tech prices

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Mar 30th 2015, 15:16:52

this is my indy strategy if anyone else wants to be god tier like me:
https://github.com/...lob/master/indy_strat.php

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Mar 30th 2015, 14:53:33

qzjul has said the bots don't all play at the same time. http://earthempires.com/forum/post/638783/perm

edit: OH you are talking about bots logging out with random turns left over.

by the way, one thing that is bad about bots is that they buy 100 turrets at a time. It floods all my news, i could have been attacked or something and it would be hard to find because some homosexual bot has decided to buy 301 turrets thirty different times

Edited By: earf on Mar 30th 2015, 14:59:57
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