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May 25th 2010, 22:54:40

confirmed
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May 25th 2010, 22:43:01

WAR FOR IMAG... Is like sex for the first time.

Sometimes it really hurts... but it always feels good in the end. Always lots of messy red stuff!

And best of all, always leaves us wanting MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!! AND HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER!!!!!

FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!!!!!!!!
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May 25th 2010, 12:02:07

Some reasons why you should join Imaginary Numbers.

- Guaranteed to find the meaning of life (to kill).
- Guaranteed to fulfill all your life goals (kill and get killed).
- Guaranteed to find the purpose of everything in the universe (get killed).
- Questionably seductive pics of most members on the forum.
- We have a harem! Led by our one and only ibujke
- Cheap mutton (Scode benefits)
- Also have a tradition of (depraved) story telling!
- Improved math skills.
- 95% chance of increased testicle size after 1st month of membership.

Edited By: iXenomorph on May 25th 2010, 12:02:26
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May 25th 2010, 11:54:53

i dun like u but will u still cam with me.

thx
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May 25th 2010, 11:53:23

ME HEAD HURRRRTTT.. TOOO MANY WUURRDSSS..

kill kill...HUG HUG. KILL. I FEEL BETTAR HUG HUG HUG. KIIIIIIIILLLLLL
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May 25th 2010, 6:33:47

Originally posted by locket:
soviet you are full of crap and you know it. You simply pushed them to the point they decided to smash you and enjoy the fact you think you win anyways. Moral victory anyone?


ONCE AGAIN. SOMEONE CALL 9-11.

911 emergency! What is your emergency!?

Sir, someone has choked on a large portion of french cries, please send a waaaaaaaaaambulance immediately!

I don't get it. LCN is hitting US, and having more kills than us so far. Why are YOU complaining?

lol!
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May 25th 2010, 4:08:30

Theseus! Your monologue brought tears to my eyes. It makes me feel so touched to know that you hate us with furious zeal and conviction!

Originally posted by Theseus:

Having you on DNH after a few early hits this reset and talking to Tavi instead of you was our attempt at staying out of your way. You make it your prerogative to put anyone who simply..exists...in your way.

With all due respect, how is getting your alliance killed time after time moving it ahead? I know the point of you playing is to fight and I have no problem with that, but despite being more durable than most, you still generally lose members when you get dominated in a war.

Crushing us? You're 0-3 in wars with LCN going into this and this set isn't looking very promising either. Your brash attitude and tendency to pick a fight with anyone for little to no reason puts you in an inferior political situation also. Not pacting LCN does mean you risk being retalled land:land (and thus only profit 50% from ghost acres on hits on us) yes, not pacting Imag means they may FS you outirght out of boredom.

I respect the fact that you fight over policy. I respect the fact that you play the game for what it's meant to be - a source of fun. But I cannot respect that in many cases you go out of your way to find your fun by making others game experience miserable. That is known in the internet gaming world as "griefing", and despite your anti L:L stance and occasional attempt at righteousness, you are not a noble alliance in any way, shape, or form.


Yup! You got us down PERFECTLY!

- See, despite being an atheist, I believe in a purpose in everything. iMag's purpose is to kill. Everything else's purpose is to be killed ;).

- How is our alliance getting killed time after time moving it ahead? By fulfilling our goals! I am happy to say that leadership has done a great job at getting us killed every set! I have seldom had this privilege in any other game.

- Politics? I think you should know iMag now to know that we are not in this game for politics :). I deal with enough politics in real life, thank you very much. iMag and this game... this is the other half of us. This is the insane half, the cruel apathetic, inhuman, monster inside everyone! Go be a political science student if you like politics!

- More durable than most? I think you'll find we are amongst one of the most durable clans out there. For if you're willing to die, then you have nothing to lose. And it really depends on what you mean by "dominated" in war. That's what most people don't understand. They think dying is a bad thing. With us... it's not =).

- We've never professed to be a "noble" alliance in any way, shape or form. We are a warring alliance, and war is never noble. Besides, everyone needs a little fun. I doubt there would be even half of the players still in the game if the only objective was to net :).

Can't have fun without un-fun. Can't have cops without robbers!

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May 25th 2010, 1:23:04

I would just like to say, Tavi is a sexy piece of ass.

EDIT: I have downloaded many of his pics for fluffing purposes.

Edited By: iXenomorph on May 25th 2010, 1:23:45
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May 24th 2010, 19:12:58

iMag is an evil state!
It likes to steal and take!
All is fair in love and war,
You've heard this phrase I'm sure!
We'd say we're sorry but we're not,
About your L:L,
For not in heaven but in hell,
Does iMag sleep most well!
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May 24th 2010, 10:10:11

Finally! I've been HOPING for this sort of ruthless butchery! LCN, I kindly request you kill ME first! I'm getting bored of my strat anyway =).

iMag is proud to say, we can always count on LCN for giving us the swift deaths we deserve! While we may have been trying to play games with you... this war dec is icing on the cake!

LCN - Satisfaction guaranteed! Just add water and shake!

Much love from iMag! <33

<('_'<( <--- WAR PANDA READY!!!!

p.s. I love the tough guy mentality. Makes me think things about you lot that are not polite to say in this forum >;)
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May 23rd 2010, 20:33:26

i declare that jon is right
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May 23rd 2010, 20:12:40

iMag officially declares that LCN is FSING us!!!

OHH MY GOD!!!

THE SKY IS RAINING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

D: :D D: :DDD:D

DUN DUN DUN!!!
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May 23rd 2010, 0:02:31

That this is not a declaration!
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May 23rd 2010, 0:00:31

I enjoyed taking 15 minutes of my life and fluffing your mom.
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May 20th 2010, 21:24:27

1. I am a naked woman.
2 Imag cares about me.

SO fluff YOU TOO!
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May 20th 2010, 19:42:57

Originally posted by Dibs Ludicrous:
iMag doesn't care about naked women.


Whoa whoa whoa WHOA...now hold on there buddy. You got us kind of wrong.
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May 20th 2010, 4:45:16

Can we has war nao? I haven't died yet =(
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May 19th 2010, 19:18:03

What are you talking about? It was so FUN! I think that is an excellent reason!

/me logs into his country.
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May 19th 2010, 19:08:44

You wasted all that cash, because we WERE going to hit you... and we did!

(>'_')> <-- imag victory face
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May 19th 2010, 18:36:20

Originally posted by iTavi:
wtf is this? Xeno, this is a talk for private eyes and not public trolling. plus you disclosed some information you shouldnt have ... ?


I hereby formally apologize for Tavi's obvious drunk post. As for the private information disclosed, he was referring to the uber pwnage of Imag, which I feel, is relevant and valuable to the entire Earth community.

Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

- iMag nobody
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May 19th 2010, 3:11:07

MADNESS. THIS. IS. IMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
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May 19th 2010, 2:11:48

Originally posted by Earth Watcher:
So lets see, you top fed LCN while you are at war.
LCN retaled you, you retaled the retals, LCN retaled your retals on retals and then you suicide on them? You don't think they have right to suicide you back?

SoL is absolute garbage, I have come to expect this from them. I guess so is Imag.


http://www.myflorida.com/dbs/images/newspaper_5.gif

Read it!
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May 19th 2010, 1:53:09

Originally posted by Dibs Ludicrous:
how many hits did yes do to LCN?
bah, what the heck is he doing grabbing outside targets during a state of war anyway...


1 hit! and... having fun?

Originally posted by Dragonlance:
until i hear otherwise, from my past dealings with imag and lcn, i'm going to assume that by "FA dealings" you mean, imag tried to screw over LCN.


WE'RE NOT BAD GUYS!!!

look at this happy panda face to prove it (>'_')> <--proof of innocence
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May 19th 2010, 1:20:27

girls suck
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May 19th 2010, 1:12:46

I just want to know what the community thinks of this new LCN policy to farm second, suicide later.

Initial Hit:
05/14/2010 22:11:43 GT yes (#487) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) PS 3,588 Acres (+1706)

Offender Killed:
05/16/2010 17:07:05 GT ImagHasHoeMommies (#793) (TheFist) yes (#487) (iMagNum) GS 5 Civs / 118 Food Kill

FA talks Fail:"O, NO HE DID'N!"
05/17/2010 18:52:37 GT Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) Soviet Union (#679) (iMagNum) SS 779 Acres (+647)
05/17/2010 18:53:42 GT Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) Soviet Union (#679) (iMagNum) SS 748 Acres (+623)
05/17/2010 18:54:38 GT Soviet Union (#679) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) PS 1,447 Acres (+651)
05/17/2010 18:54:53 GT Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) Soviet Union (#679) (iMagNum) SS 798 Acres (+635)
05/17/2010 18:57:42 GT Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) Soviet Union (#679) (iMagNum) SS 768 Acres (+611)
05/17/2010 18:58:25 GT Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) Soviet Union (#679) (iMagNum) SS 591 Acres (+472)
05/17/2010 18:59:41 GT Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) Soviet Union (#679) (iMagNum) SS 574 Acres (+458)

Subsequent Farming:"O, YES WE DID!"
05/17/2010 19:37:59 GT I like older kids as well (#122) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) SS 1,672 Acres (+968)
05/17/2010 19:38:42 GT I like older kids as well (#122) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) SS 1,550 Acres (+911)
05/17/2010 19:38:52 GT I like older kids as well (#122) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) SS 1,438 Acres (+855)
05/17/2010 19:39:29 GT I like older kids as well (#122) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) SS 1,058 Acres (+643)
05/17/2010 19:39:40 GT I like older kids as well (#122) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) SS 999 Acres (+612)
05/17/2010 19:39:54 GT I like older kids as well (#122) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) SS 591 Acres (+365)
05/17/2010 19:40:07 GT I like older kids as well (#122) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) SS Defended
05/17/2010 19:40:48 GT I like older kids as well (#122) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) SS 368 Acres (+241)
05/17/2010 19:41:02 GT I like older kids as well (#122) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) SS 366 Acres (+239)
05/17/2010 19:41:19 GT I like older kids as well (#122) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) SS 156 Acres (+101)
05/18/2010 01:32:03 GT Number5 (#200) (iMagNum) Scratchy (#366) (LCNostra) PS 186 Acres (+130)

This looks.. odd:
05/18/2010 19:01:01 GT Tag Change From: LCNostra to Untagged
05/18/2010 19:01:01 GT Land Change Now: 13,454 Acres -10,391 Acres
05/18/2010 19:31:01 GT Networth Change $15,641,267 +$32,416
05/18/2010 19:36:01 GT Networth Change $22,558,351 +$6,917,084
05/18/2010 19:36:01 GT Land Change Now: 2,110 Acres -11,344 Acres

Final Result:
05/18/2010 22:11:06 GT Dark Realm SOL (#380) (TSA) Scratchy (#366) BR 10 Civs / 1 Blds Kill

Hmm...

Should we have given a donor country? Should we have let him farm our President? Did we make the right decision to farm back, and were we right to assume he was going to suicide iMag (thus, making us (and SOL :D)) kill him?

- iXenomorph, iMag nobody,
Political Analyst of not much renown.
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May 18th 2010, 3:41:40

see fist. IF YA DIDNT fluffING START fluffING AT US WE WOULDA SHOWN YOU MERCY LOLLOLOL
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May 18th 2010, 1:28:11

Can I derail this into a thread about Fist?
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May 13th 2010, 6:58:22

Fix the site you noob!
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May 13th 2010, 6:55:21

I can't connect either.
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May 12th 2010, 1:09:07

I don't use facebook.

Can you somehow limit the game to one game account per facebook account? Then you wouldn't have to worry about multies etc

Just a suggestion.
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May 12th 2010, 1:02:09

Fist dies every set? Who would waste turns like that?!?!
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May 11th 2010, 19:18:31

No idea that Earth was played by history professors.
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May 11th 2010, 19:15:29

Originally posted by Sauron NBK:
LOL

The only way imag can win a war(still prolly won't) is when they hit a clan half their size and when said clan has already spent all their turns on an FS.

for once you guys might not get tag killed. gratz.


wait wait wait waitwait...let me get this straight...

Getting tag killed is a bad thing? Can someone please clarify? I'm very confused.
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May 11th 2010, 3:00:18

Imag declares war on Mcdonalds.

Them mcnuggets are dangerous!
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May 11th 2010, 2:53:17

ITT:

GANGBANG!
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May 10th 2010, 9:17:28

This is like Watergate.

Except worse, cuz I dun care about the president!

But I care about Earth! NO MERCY FOR CHEATERS!!!
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May 9th 2010, 19:32:16

Beltz is a cheater! He banged his girlfriend instead of me :(
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May 8th 2010, 4:05:01

Thanks for the land FIST.

You guys rock.
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May 4th 2010, 21:10:11

Hehe >:)
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May 3rd 2010, 5:32:30

Originally posted by kemo:
Originally posted by Strife:
Originally posted by AoS:
Originally posted by Hobo:
Originally posted by NOW3P:
Originally posted by Hobo:
GO.


go go gadget fluff


GO GO GO


*mushroom stamps this pyramid*


A spoonful of fluff and the medicine go down~


not lookin forward to the 100th post


ITS GETTING BIGGER. THATS WHAT SHE SAIDLOL
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May 3rd 2010, 5:31:05

Well, you guys just got pulverized into a bunch of barely-existing-more-nothing-than-something fecal matter by "gay" people.

So whatever, okay, we're gay. But at least we can back ourselves up.
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May 1st 2010, 11:36:56

While I'm tempted to address your militant assumptions (for they are merely, assumptions and not fact) about Imag, I can only say that while you are attacking the integrity of Imag, you should demonstrate some level of functionality of FIST as well. Surely surely, that because you are critiquing us, you are somehow at a level above us? In what sense could this be? Your astounding ability to be pulverized so completely that the dregs of what countries remain in your clan are almost unrecognizable from the gravel under my heels? What has FIST done that has been remotely note worthy? Are you a netting clan or a warring clan? I can hardly tell. For one, you are impossibly far from being anywhere near the top netters, and yet your warring methods have been pathetic (no disrespect to all things pathetic, here) at best, failing to do any lasting harm to us other than to kill ONE of our active countries and some of our inactives (internet issues and one was a new recruit), most of whom were so far behind the rest of us that it was a small breath of relief they died.

So please, stop playing e-shrink and actually do something productive. And by that I refer to various lines in your glaringly indignant responses in this thread such as "Basically the TIE and LCN war is understandable, if you did that every set people might consider you a serious clan." Oh boo hoo. If you applied as much effort to your wars as you did with your Dr. Phil psychobabble you'd have killed us several times over without breaking a sweat.

/ad hominem
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Apr 30th 2010, 1:06:29

"Soviet: Glad you're so proud to suck :) I mean dying every set would be understandable if you actually did something worthwhile while alive (see SOL during the big IX block vs. SOL block wars) but when you constantly get outclassed it just seems pointless. Why even play? "

I lol'd. You clearly cannot grasp the Imag mentality. I give up, it ain't worth the effort to try to explain to that "brain" of yours. If you're so morally self righteous about the whole "attacking a smaller clan" mentality, then why don't you go pact EVO and DK and start hitting SOL. Oh wait, you don't have a clan anymore :D :D D: :D D:

Edited By: iXenomorph on Apr 30th 2010, 1:08:10
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Apr 29th 2010, 10:22:31

This is why I'm proud to be a imagger! If death is not a threat, you are immortal!!

LONG LIVE TEH SQUARE ROOT OF -1!!!!
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Apr 29th 2010, 5:05:37

Ohhhh booohoo! We're killing the game!!!! Oh noooooo!

You know, I would actually prefer a game without people like you in it, because if getting hit by another clan is warrant enough for you to quit the game, the game was probably too hardcore for you anyway. We, TEH IMAG, on the other hand, LOOOOOOVE dying! You know what we do when we die? We go to http://www.earthempires.com and create another country. It takes all of five seconds. You could've spent 5 seconds restarting instead of ridiculing yourself on the internet and burying yourself in the sphincter of my memories forever more. But no! Instead you decide to whine and cry. Ohhh boo hooo. Imag killed meee ohh noooo! Boooooohooooo!

Seriously, if we had no reason to hit you OTHER than see this kind of reaction, it would be worth it. This stuff makes me rofflecopterpwnlol myself onto the floor.

Looks like Odin's not pulling his weight. No wonder nobody believes in him anymore!

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Apr 28th 2010, 8:02:46

Dear Fist:

We here at Imag are incredibly sorry we attacked you. We will not do it again and have permanently become a peaceful netting clan. Please do not accuse us of attacking you under false pretenses any more, it really makes us sad panda.

Imag sad face --> >=(

Oh wait. Just kidding. Even if you did absolutely nothing to us and you got attacked, why complain? We're imaaaaag heloooo?? We're baptized in blood! We're taught "net" is a dirty word! We kill everything that moves, and if it stops moving we kill it again just to be sure! And if there's nothing to kill, we kill each other!
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Apr 27th 2010, 10:29:04

ATTENTION ALL EARTH PLAYERS!! ATTENTION ALL EARTH PLAYERS!!

Fist has been hit with numerous casualties, we need a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance and some french cries A-S-A-P!!!
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Apr 27th 2010, 5:17:32

TAN wins the thread.

Gratz TAN.
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