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Sep 5th 2016, 21:09:30

Originally posted by Heston:
I learned over 20 years ago that if you drop acid on a date with a girl you have been trying to fluff for weeks and she doesnt do acid or know about acid....
To cancel the date. That girl was sick of waiting on that date, i felt up to the challenge. This was a big mistake. My junk worked then it didnt, up-down, up-down, UP...........down. As an old teenage man on psychedelics i charged her with being the problem.
I did everything proper, even asking her magic talking vagina if it was ok to put stuff in it.


You must have had some bunk stuff man. I have actually had some of the best sex, besides while on that stuff that begins with M, on acid. Truly a blast, and I have never had an issue getting it up.

Sauce: Used to have a decent connect when I was younger, and had a very open female at the time. Too old now to touch the stuff, but definitely don't regret it.
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Aug 26th 2016, 15:56:31

Originally posted by Heston:
Its not to late to back out. If you need a drink you have the wrong woman 😛


Ha, you're correct. Ended up getting a divorce 3 years later, don't regret that either. Just a shame to have spent so much money on the wedding.
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Aug 26th 2016, 15:14:25

I killed a half pint of Jack with my groomsmen before my ceremony. Didn't regret it one bit.
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Aug 22nd 2016, 20:44:19

all hail reddit.
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Aug 18th 2016, 3:08:23

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
No compassion from me, this is what I envision every time I read a macdaddy post....

https://youtu.be/wE0uhqaxS_E



this is actually quite humorous when you read his posts.
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Aug 16th 2016, 12:49:52

Originally posted by Warlock:
BOOBS


are amazing
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Aug 3rd 2016, 18:30:24

Originally posted by UncleFiat:
Mondays should be banned


I second this.
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Jul 27th 2016, 21:58:25

SELECT TOP 1000 [USERNAME]
,[PASSWORD]
,[USERGROUP]
,[LTRPATH]
,[DEFVIEW]
FROM [PatsData3].[dbo].[ADDUSERS]
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Jul 22nd 2016, 18:12:42

Originally posted by xXxWaNgErxXx:
Post


Did you though?
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Jul 17th 2016, 19:26:38

Thank you. Us tree huggers appreciate this.
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Jul 6th 2016, 18:15:35

postalicious
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Jul 3rd 2016, 3:47:13

the turtle on the left is totally peaking. jelly.
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Jul 3rd 2016, 3:37:25

Originally posted by Scott:
you guys gonna run turtle shells together or what?


turtles?

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Jul 3rd 2016, 3:36:21

turtles?
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Jul 3rd 2016, 3:26:24

did it for the lulz

5 pounds Russet Potatoes (about 8 Medium Russets)
1-1/2 cup Real Mayonnaise (NOT Miracle Whip)
4 Tablespoons Prepared Mustard (regular, Dijon Or A Mixture Of Both)
5 whole Green Onions, Sliced Up To The Darkest Green Part
8 whole Small Sweet Pickles (may Use Dill If That's More Up Your Alley)
1 teaspoon Kosher Salt (more To Taste)
1/2 teaspoon Paprika
1/2 teaspoon Black Pepper
4 whole Hard Boiled Eggs

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Jun 20th 2016, 15:21:25

ha, 69.
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Jun 16th 2016, 17:54:39

turtles like to go meh.
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Jun 11th 2016, 18:01:22


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Jun 6th 2016, 20:49:21

SELECT Work.WorkID, Work.OpenedOn, Work.Name, Users.FirstName, Users.LastName, Users.TimekeeperID, Clients.ClientID FROM Work
inner join WorkUsers ON WorkUsers.[Work_id] = Work.[ID] INNER JOIN USERS ON Users.[ID] = WorkUsers.[User_Id]
INNER JOIN CLients ON Clients.[ID] = Work.Client_Id where WorkUsers.WorkUserType_Id = '1'
AND Work.[ID] not in (SELECT Work_Id FROM PartyToWorkRelationships) AND left(Work.WorkID,2) <> '80'
AND Work.CreatedOn > '2016-05-18'
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May 31st 2016, 13:21:13


SELECT A.NAME,B.TOTAL_ELAPSED_TIME/60000 AS [Running Time],
B.ESTIMATED_COMPLETION_TIME/60000 AS [Remaining],
B.PERCENT_COMPLETE as [%],(SELECT TEXT FROM sys.dm_exec_sql_text(B.SQL_HANDLE))AS COMMAND FROM
MASTER..SYSDATABASES A, sys.dm_exec_requests B
WHERE A.DBID=B.DATABASE_ID AND B.COMMAND LIKE '%BACKUP%'
order by percent_complete desc,B.TOTAL_ELAPSED_TIME/60000 desc
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May 23rd 2016, 2:29:59

Does it still exist here? I took a look at the leader board, and I see a handful of solo people, and a few low number clans. Where is FFA in 2016?
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May 16th 2016, 13:15:28

sp_who2
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May 10th 2016, 13:23:48

select u.userid, DATEADD(mi, DATEDIFF(mi, GETUTCDATE(), GETDATE()), e.SUBMITWHEN)
from mhgroup.EM_requests e
left join mhgroup.docusers u on e.usernum=u.usernum
order by e.submitwhen
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May 8th 2016, 16:55:17

select * from searchconf
where client_id+'|||'+ matter_id in (select client_id_dest+'|||'+matter_id_new from cn_movematter_que
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May 3rd 2016, 19:27:56

Rumor on the street is Mehul is pushing his "games" to the kids in the alleyways on Ludlow street. Dude has fallen on tough times for sure.
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Apr 25th 2016, 16:33:48

OPTION EXPLICIT
'On Error Resume Next

Const HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT = &H80000000
Const HKEY_CURRENT_USER = &H80000001
Const HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE = &H80000002
Const HKEY_USERS = &H80000003

DIM objShell, objNetwork, objFSO, objADSysInfo, wmiLocator, wmiNameSpace, objRegistry
DIM strUserDN, objUser, strDomain, strSYSDrive, strWinDir, strWinSysDir, strUserName, strvbQuote, strUserProfile, strAppData
DIM strReturn, strACSPath, objFile, strIntranet, strExists, strExists1
DIM strDRK, sPATH, DelRegKey, strProfile, strOutlookPath, strInterwovenProfile, TemplatesFolder

SET objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
SET objNetwork = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Network")
SET objFSO = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
SET objADSysInfo = CreateObject("ADSystemInfo")
SET wmiLocator = CreateObject("WbemScripting.SWbemLocator")

' Registry Provider (StdRegProv) lives in root\default namespace.
Set wmiNameSpace = wmiLocator.ConnectServer(objNetwork.ComputerName, "root\default")
Set objRegistry = wmiNameSpace.Get("StdRegProv")

'Return User Domain information with WSH provider.
strDomain = objNetwork.UserDomain

' Bind to the user and computer objects with the LDAP provider.
strUserDN = objADSysInfo.UserName
SET objUser = GetObject("LDAP://" & strUserDN)

strSYSDrive = objShell.ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%SYSTEMDRIVE%")
strWinDir = objShell.ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%WINDIR%")
strWinSysDir = objShell.ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%WINSYSDIR%")
strUserName = objShell.ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%USERNAME%")
strUserProfile = objShell.ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%USERPROFILE%")
strAppData = objShell.ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%APPDATA%")
strvbQuote = chr(34) 'Which is a " (double quote)

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Apr 18th 2016, 17:22:21

$newACL = (Get-Acl "OU=users, DC=mcluvin,DC=com").Access | select identityreference, accesscontroltype,activedirectoryrights
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Apr 12th 2016, 18:04:55

WTF, if your going to make a secret post, put some damn secrets in them. You know jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams :P
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Apr 12th 2016, 18:04:05

Awe, I was hoping for secrets. Meh, so disappointing.
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Apr 12th 2016, 14:54:37

SELECT *
FROM [daUserDB].[dbo].[vEmployee]
where location in ('New York','Londonl')
and isactive='0'
and peopletypeid='1'
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Apr 12th 2016, 14:54:36

SELECT *
FROM [daUserDB].[dbo].[vEmployee]
where location in ('New York','Londonl')
and isactive='0'
and peopletypeid='1'
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Apr 11th 2016, 19:23:01

"%JAVA_HOME%\bin\keytool" -genkey -alias tomcat -keyalg RSA
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Apr 8th 2016, 22:43:01

So many crowns!
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Aug 15th 2014, 23:58:34

Maybe the second one, but the first one ruined some decent countries. Discouraging when you invested some time to it.
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Aug 15th 2014, 23:35:09

Touche. Haven't seen that in awhile.
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Aug 15th 2014, 23:33:44

so 4 years later, 3 working links to sites, and 3 pages worth of spam. sounds like ffa.
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Aug 15th 2014, 23:15:59

I remember those wars. They weren't fun.
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Aug 15th 2014, 23:02:02

where are the turtles?
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Jun 7th 2012, 1:17:31

bonus?
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Jun 16th 2011, 1:46:42

umm, lower the prices


+4 bonus points :P
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Jun 13th 2011, 12:17:25

cheap cheap
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Jan 23rd 2011, 21:31:41

Is there a way to update your e-mail address the messages get sent to? I can't seem to find anything in the options page.
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Oct 12th 2010, 19:42:40

if you are talking about #1381 i am curious how you guys killed me so quick when i had 900 pop. i had the mirc highlight go off and i was logged in within a minute, but alas you guys were too fast. did you use spy ops first? just curious.
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Oct 10th 2010, 16:20:21

you guys said you wanted us to fight back though :P just trying to do my part is all.
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Oct 9th 2010, 6:08:05

Originally posted by Bigwiggle:
Yea NBK we give you guys fair warning before we attack.. in most cases 3 hours of failed spy ops. Damn your war prepped countries



lol, yes! gotta love the failed ops. i don't know how many 5 turn spy op batches i have wasted so far, but it is a lot. PANG, REMOVE SPY OP DR!!!

DO IT, DO IT
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Oct 8th 2010, 23:28:50

come on now3p, there hasn't been much fluffing since the initial fs. we are fighting back and restarting. i have nothing against you, but you really are just bringing up comments from the initial day. we have taken it off the boards and to the battlefield. give us a little credit here.

plus it is more fun to send a message to the people attacking you when you let them get you all the way down to 200 pop and you buy up. lol, i have sent out youtube videos as a joke when they were killing warren g. we all know this is just the way it is and we are moving forward to try and take nbk down. if they had woody harrelson with them though i would be singing a different toon haha.
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Oct 8th 2010, 17:03:58

gotta love quick wars. lots of land, and plenty of time to net out the rest of the set.
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Oct 7th 2010, 16:52:47

he got reeegggullaattteed. regulators, mount up. hahaha, i wanted to play that song after that kill. warren g in the house :P
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Oct 7th 2010, 16:45:51

exactly, warring all comes down to who can wall and restart the most. warring clans go into the set knowing this, netters go into the set sometimes with the idea of playing their country once a day and moving on with their daily activities.

numbers, stock, and tech don't mean fluff if people don't want to spend their time using it to fight with. i personally hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to wall. i would rather sleep. that is just me though, im a lazy netter that would rather see my name on the scoreboard then on some graveyard list that no one will see years from now ( if this game still exists :P).

as you can see though, you got your CS and you got your active wallers in pan. you will get your fight and lae will dominate the top 10 again. that is just the way the game works. we all keep making countries, so it obviously isn't upsetting us that much. this board is just a good place to vent :D
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Oct 5th 2010, 4:14:18

it is like this every set really. commy/indy = NW first 1-2 weeks. real netting strats = win rest of set :P

most warring clans run a heavy tech or commie start up. this always leads to a generous FS. all beware of the FS of warring clans!!!!

nah, but really you all know you are just going heavy tech or military right now and are prepping to hit someone hard and fast :| where is all the subtags of texohomo when you need them hahaha
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