HA HA HA this thread

TLDR:

me and Gerdler sitting in a tree

BIGGEST “CHEATERS” IN EE (besides TC)

First comes aid , then comes marriage (just for me)

soon I will have another baby in the baby carriage ! (It’s true)



Congrats Gerdler, you’ve come so far. From 4th best netter, to Illegitimate netter, to irrelevant! just like me!

I guess TMAC is back to the top of the all time legit leaderboard!

this isn't true and you know it. Qz said it resets but he doesn't know the timer. So it is not working like the changeset says it does.



Nice dude, big moment for you.



This. anyone who is against total transparency doesn't want to compete on even footing. LOL, LMAO.

Derrick: we noticed it wasn’t working as designed / described two sets ago.

I asked Qz how it works because it made no sense . He said he thinks it resets/randomizes at some point every X days but he had no idea if that was the case or what X was.

So presumably someone with access to the codebase like Gerdler could figure out how it works.

after reading this thread I revoke my endorsement.

-1

if part of your mandate is to get all mods to moderate:

1. consistently
2. objectively
3. transparently


then i guess...

+1

It seemed to immediately have started after pang fixed being able to buy credits in the last two weeks

+1 for a 14 day ban. This crybaby has broken a lot of the forum rules. They are written at the top so they are hard to miss

any insight as to why this started? number of people find it super annoying and seems to be fairly recent

TC , thank you for blessing this thread with your wisdom.

now remember to put on your helmet before you go in the ball pit this weekend!

Am I the only one who’s getting them? How do
I turn them off. Send help, I am not very smart.

Everyone knows you are the same person already, you just suck so bad at the game nobody cares.

Lmao imagine coping so hard at your unpopularity you actually think people are jealous of you!

HA HA
HA HA HA
HA
HA HA
HA

It what world would someone ever be jealous of Laf, people like Gerdler , Hash, or Rokkie?!!

Completely Unrelated to the LaFers above, most people here have had sex before, make a living wage, and aren’t brain dead. not everyone tries to pick up girls by showing them the alliance score list LMAO.

Anyway..

BRB need to go fluff my wife and pick up my kids from school. Then give them big hugs while they say “daddy you’re the best ITS THE WEEKEND CAN WE GO PICK APPLES”

All of you go touch some grass, and/or pick apples. It’s the season for nice apples

ban them both for 2 years imo.


So Requiem, you've come along way, from Developer to greifer, to cheater, in a matter of months. how does it feel?

10 bucks says his land farm ABS or missiles you if you break GDI. Best to let the mods deal with it

Or maybe hit before they are purpled for free land

We were on 1 team, then Hash cheated and I still won. He cried about it a lot. Then Gerd/Gains didn't want me there anymore.


What an interesting timeline that would have been! I wonder if they regret their choice LOL

vid related: https://youtube.com/...vngNw?si=gK1MDh9kZYpfnd15

This is true

I have screenies of him trying to convince people to kill theBOMB, not LaF. he loves Gerdler they are best friends.

I get targeted by people with severe learning disabilities like Rokkie and Karnage all the time and I don't cry about it. I actually find it funny.

Why do you cry so much?

pretty blatant cheating....

the fact he hasn't got a single AB or missile thrown his way is suspect as F.

Imagine being so stupid you get mocked for being a little crybaby and you take it as a compliment.

lol, lmao.

I actually can’t relate to this level of cope, because my baseline levels of self-esteem and testosterone prevent it.

Where is the report button. MODS GET THIS TRASH OFF THE FORUMS.

>No excessive swearing
>No being a pest
>clearly racist post
>denigrating Requiems beliefs
>be respectful at all times

Just be better blackhole, be better.

Quote and +1 if you think this guy deserves a 14 day ban (at minimum)

In your opinion. There is no possible way to measure this. But we are seeing the opposite right now. Mass exodus is only starting. As Derrick pointed out, the only pure server left has seen an increase in players.

You actually seem like the only laf player with a brain, can you at least concede you are in the minority of people who want clan GDI? My guess is no, you will go the BlackHole route, ignore AT completely and cry like a little baby behind closed doors.

Not with that attitude. Also you can’t attack “people” anymore.

HA HA HA
HA
ha ha
ha

lmao imagine using spreadsheets and formulas to win vs gut feel and channeling the cosmos.

Tmac plays on his phone (and wins every server) from the club, after giving a sermon on the power of Jesus’ love. It’s a shame LaF ran him out of the game. I guess he was embarrassing them too frequently.

git Gud noobs. The game is easy… just don’t suck.

Damn! fluffs! Love ‘em!

All I said was you are wrong and a pathetic coward if you can’t defend you your ideas or actions in the public forum.

Way to prove me right , you can’t win an argument on merit you have to resort to post deletion .

I don't know where this comes from, I actually think you are a good guy and bring up some good points when you are on your meds. For some reason you always feel the need to lie and misconstrue history when it comes to me.

I think we both agree though that the issue in alliance isn't fixable by clan GDI its lack of viable diversity. I don't understand how netters are OK with playing FFO set after set, and then complain when wardogs get bored. Either Nerf FFO or give a bump to casher techer and indy. Like why the f**k does FFO need a bonus to the bonus? really?

to make netting more appealing all you need to do is BUFF casher and techer.

some casher BUFFs for alliance
>CPI Boom BUFF
>resource decay bonus massive BUFF


Some techer buffs:
not really sure, i cant think of a scenario where techer loses at minimum by 200-300m to a FFO even if played perfectly under perfect market conditions.

reseller buffs:
buff to private market units bonus

indy buffs:
indy boom buff
expenses bonus buff


the netting game should be about making tradeoffs, there shouldnt be some optional choice regardless of anything else. its retarded and gay and everyone who supports it deserves to be killed OOP on this server.

WOW LMAO.

TIL Gerdler was GIGA BASED….if only for a fleeting micro moment in history. Can you point me to the thread ?

Sadly the part that makes him a piece of subhuman filth however, is pretending he’s better than this type of behaviour and his general holier than though attitude. He’s cheated multiple times in 1a as well.

He always leaves that part out when he’s picking up girls at IKEA though, he’s just like “hey babe look at my scores page in the massive multiplayer online browser game called earth empires.”

still no success getting seks from female though , maybe he should pivot to griefing . All us greifers are getting laid constantly. Pressing the AB button makes my wife have to change her soaking wet panties.

Oh look another thread Derrick creates drama out of thin air and goes on a rant why he’s a victim.

Derrick why do you make things so much harder than they need to be? Are you like this irl too?

Maybe you would have more success in general if you like, stopped doing that

bump

spy, market spy , etc.

hahaha I didn’t say that but you will never understand the concept of riffing with your bros because you lack the ability to have an original thought.

I think it was CNB but I could be wrong. CNB said it with love though. I know this because he loves all races, and doesn’t care what race you are, as long as you are racist

Define success you negroni drinking mongaloid

Karnage the price is admitting you were wrong and saying sorry.

It’s basic human decency 101

Nobody wants you out of the game, we just like seeing you cry

Or you can stop being a vagina and crying about griefing . It’s literally a made up term for people who suck at the game and can’t adapt

I beg to differ. If you’re going to call me a hypocrite at least prove it. Here are the facts.

TheBOMB has been suicided / greifed by LaF every single set they have existed.

They have NOT ONCE complained about LaF, it’s all fair play. The complaints have always come from moderator and admin abuse.

TheBOMB thinks they can win if the rules are fair and applied evenly.

Despite being outnumbered , TheBOMB always has a positive attitude and seems to overwhelmingly come out on top.

As long as they damn well please.

It’s on you to lengthen your telomeres and adapt. Or die. either way, nobody cares

Git Gud .

This is so funny. You had 3 human tech allies and were getting aided out the gate even before you lost buildings.

I personally don’t care you were getting aided by Gerdler, just don’t pretend you are all righteous and care about fair play.

Stop
Telling
Other
People
How
To
Play

Congrats on the win TC you made hash en4cer and Gerdler look like severely disabled children this set.

I mean they look like disabled children on AT all the time, but in the game I’m surprised at how bad they are these days.

I suppose tmac kicking their as$ on all servers while on mobile phone while also at the gym picking up chicks finally broke them.

Man they suck , just terrible performances

DURRRR REMOVE FA FROM ALLIANCE SERVER DURRRR

were you drooling and on meds when you wrote this?

+1 for embedding pics and videos into the forum

Let’s get like and dislike buttons too so requiem can see how many people disapprove of his lifestyle

in your opinion.

>Be derrick
>"Im here 10/10 times for the comedy"
>"You're not funny"
>still in posting and reading thread.
>must not still be here for the comedy
>still thinks his logic is sound

lol, lmao. can't make this fluff up

i came here in good faith asking to be best friends because i thought we were going to do comedy.. and you ruined it with your insecurity and lack of a single coherent thought. we can try again some other time.

I thought you were here for the comedy 10/10 times though

Lol the irony of this. I think about you never. You just brought up something from 5 years ago.

I remember that. Like I remember everything. But the context matters. But that’s the funny thing, you always leave out the context when you run your mouth about me because you are either wilfully ignorant or a completely retarded low iQ ape who can’t think critically.

If I recall correctly the context was you were making allegations without proof against me.

So to prove a point, I made an allegation against you with no evidence, calling you a pedo.

Haha that’s cute. More like 1/10 times for comedy

2/10 times fingering your own anus about something you feel you accomplished in team that one time
3/10 times simping like a f*cking fluff for
Gerdler
4/10 times talking fluff about me in private (f*cking fluff coward tier level stuff) because your anus still hurts from like 4 years ago when I killed you 32 times in a row in FFA

in some alternate universe, if you actually 10/10 times were here for laughs, we’d be best friends, jsut like everyone else who is here 10/10 times for laughs .

How did retalling work out for you last set KoH

Why don’t you guys ask someone in LaF to make this suggestion, that’s the only way anything ever gets developed