The Cleavage Inspection Agency has arrived, not to be confused with the Female Body Inspectors. But please consider us the same. Wait.

Women. Boobs. Sex.

Ok, got that out of my system. FBI will be speaking on behalf of CIA, however please do NOT associate FBI with CIA. If you have a grudge with the size of FBI's peni (collectively and individually. As we more than likely make the average size look below average. But like membered people will unfortunately skew the statistics.) then please take this problem up directly with our leader.

Think of them like our little brothers. We are taking them out to a party for the first time. They are sipping their first gin & tonic (Gangsta) and one of the fly honies be checking them out. They get their fluff on and be banging one of them biotches. Snap they forgot to put a condom on, BAM you're an uncle.

I have no idea what any of that last paragraph means.

Please put us all on DNH. We are at war. Mentally.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

fluff THAT!

WE ARE AT WAR!!! ONCE ONE OF YOU CANDY ASS fluffES GETS OUT OF PROTECTION I AM GOING TO NAIL YOU LIKE A MOM!

Please include NSA - No Strings Attached to this list of lovers.

Also, please contact Detmer if you are female and would enjoy the concept of NSA.

So in conclusion.

CIA
FBI
NSA

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

Confirmed

Detmer
Female Body Inspector
Female NSA Acceptor

What about the ATF?

hmmm .... NSA sounds interesting ;)

no NCIS or SS or ..............?

What about ZEN and his list of STDs? Are they participatiing in this group thing?

ZEN and his STDs are currently not on speaking terms. Negotiations are ongoing however and we hope to have all differences settled before the start of the regular season. The STDs may be contacted through their agent at this address:

http://www.cdc.gov/std/dstdp/

Archaic,
Agent Extraordinaire - FBI

DENIED I WILL RAPE AND PILLAGE YOU ALL!

ALL TEAMS THAT RUN MULTIPLE TAGS ARE CHEATS!!

CHEATS!!

*runs*

I am trying to figure out how to deal with this situation. We are not one in the same. We do not share a site or communication as far as I can tell. I do plan to attack the CIAers as I started... I am not sure what relations we have beyond that. I am hoping it will be a sexy open relationship.

I would consider FBI/CIA relation ship to be more like a polygamous marriage than an open relationship. If they like you - they assimilate you and add you to the harem.

I said assimilate. Heh.

Archaic,
Administrator of FBI's wedding vows.

CIA will be bottom feeding on FBI most of the set. FBI will send a strong letter of protest to their leadership in retaliation.

Ravi
LCN (Lick Castejon's Nuts)
RM President
NSA Recruiter
After all this time I can say that Maki is still a POS
FBI 5th in command

Because of the go get em attitude that you clearly show by this post Ravi. The 1-4th command have discussed it.

We are nominating you our leader for this round.

Guide us, master.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
Former FBI Leader
FBI

If I accept this nomination I expect you other 4 to do the exact opposite of what I say. That's what my moronic team did last set.

nah this won't work. As my first, and final, act of leadership I nominate whoever fills our 4th country slot to be in charge.

Ravi
FBI Leader for 5 minutes
Maki became an even bigger POS in those 5 minutes
I will take a bullet for FBI
I will not take a stabbing for FBI as knives scare me something silly

Brilliant.

But in following your first edict, we must read the second sentence as so.

"yay this will work. As my last, and first, act of leadership I nominate whoever fills our 4th country slot to be demoted."

Yes sir. He shall be demoted to 2nd in command!

Our leader is wise.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

BWAHAHA YES!!!! OPPOSITE OF BEING IN CHARGE!!! AND THE OPPOSITE OF FIRST AND FINAL IS INFINITY!!! RAVI IS SUPREME LEADER FOR LIFE!!!

untenable logic loops FTW!!!

I can accept such a setup because it is similar to that of LCN.

Imperial and the other VPs are #2 and do all the work
Purpy is #1 and does nothing.

I likey:)

Ravi
FBI Do Nothing'r

Ravi,

That is expected of you. Our last leader made all of his decisions while deep in the sauce.

I think he told us to ship him vodka randomly.

Or an 18 year old blonde. Forget which one.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

Blonde 18 y/o currier carrying a bottle of vodka, then helping to drink it followed by sexy-times?

I may run for FBI office myself. Would I have to resign as FBI spokesperson in order to run for office?

It might be preferable if the FBI leadership would issue statements on its behalf. At least preferable for some people. I have no preference.

Preferable perhaps, but way less entertaining. FBI is all about gratuitious entertainment.

My wife has cleavage. For, like, maybe 2 or 3 other women. However, I am mandating a DNH on her.

You can spy that all you want, though. In fact, I have some very reasonably priced pictures for sale.




A net gainer through and through.

all i am seeing is:

more sex1ng by ZEN

more cheat03ing by Detmer!!

where are all the demo farmers? I ran out of food three times toattack cia three times

My wife has less cleavage than a wrinkled sheet of paper.

/me FS Dragon's wife

Okay I've been on the job for a whole day and am still waiting for that 18 year old blond. Send a case of vodka if you are sending some 400lb hag wearing stretch pants.

sounds like he just requested Morwen's delivery service.

Damn you and your earth references that are beyond my knowledge. I am judging it was a burn on Morwen though. So HA HA.

Man too many things to respond to here.

DL is rapeable. This is just a personal opinion. But he attracts the attention of the wrong kind. Maybe it is because he dresses so fluffty. Or perhaps he looks vulnerable. Nevertheless, he is a victim.

Dragon's wife. This is to you, please don't read Dragon. Hi. I am a wealthy business man who has a proposition for you. 1 MILLION DOLLARS to sleep with you and your bags of fun. Please respond and let me know if this is viable. The money will be deposited into Dragon's country and immediately after, Robert Redford will be punched in the sack. Dragon may join, but I refuse to be the caboose.

Finally, Ravi. My hero. The blonde is on the way. Though she is "aged" 18 years, I am not sure if will be able to do anything with her. As the saying goes, I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and stored in the freezer.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

OHH!, I see.

I was wondering why anyone would want to bother aging vodka for 18 years . . .

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FYI, ZEN, your request to not be the caboose has been denied.