This is passed down by our leader.

FBI will be recruiting for the remainder of this set. We have currently become involved in two wars. It is hard to keep track of all the countries we need to kill.

We need someone with very good organizational skills. We do all interviews right here on this thread.

Please Apply and await the call back.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

*puts his hand up*

Congrats on making it this far, Hellz X!

Please answer the following questions. Truthfully. We do full background checks. (Note: If any other applicants come in, they may/may not be the same questions for your interview. Though we like "go getters" please do not answer the following questions)

1. What is the only Diet soda that is worth drinking?

2. Do you have blatant disregard for authority figures? If yes, would you be willing to kill FBI's leader at any time upon request? If no, please skip to question 3 and punch yourself in the inner thigh.

3. How do you feel about women? Specifically, their bodies?

4. Have you ever took a mathematics course of any kind (K-12, Uni)?

5. When are you willing to start?

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

1. Rockstar Burner
2. Yes. Yes.
3. I inspect them closely and carefully for flaws.
4. I believe so, don't think I passed though.
5. Probably not till September 4th of 2016.

Lol