Please contact me, here, immediately.

FBI and LaF have always struggled to maintain friendships. Our attacks on you were merely a probing method to see if our infinite hostilities towards each other could stand the test of time.

We would like to settle this matter. Whether by force or love. Love being another form of force, but we do it while we praise your beauty.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

Our first victory!

Summer In The City (#144)
(Dictatorship)
Clan: LaF
Rank: 83
Networth: 375,424
Land: 3562
Dead

FBI wants to thank all of our allies for policing us during our war. We at FBI apparently were so powerful that LaF spontaneously combusted giving all members in FBI a raging hard on and ending the reign of tyranny that LaF bestowed on all of us.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

That's not the only thing that combusted... LaF made me Rage a little too much... I didn't even have a sock handy!

?? FBI had a war already?

Yes. Have you been living under a rock?

down with the tyranny!