#105 was minding his business growing as an untagged. He is then approached by a snake oil salesman that promises him protection, prosperity and teammates.

The poor bastard than decides to accept the snake oil salesman's offer and tags up Resist at 2023-04-03 22:25:02 only to die 3 hours later for joining the wrong tag lol.


reborn (#105)
Rank 43
Government Tyranny
Networth $1,998,184
Land 12,117 acres
DR 212
Tag Re5ist
DEAD at 2023-04-04 01:34:32

If any of you poor lied to folks want to leave the circus of false promises, failed hopes and shattered dreams reach out to us and we will throw you the life line that you need.

His sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Press [F] to pay respect.

I will perform a dance in his honor

*solemnly pelvic thrusts*

Some people would call this an obsession....

This same thing happened to a player named CptControl. He asked to play with a real clan with veteran players. Instead he was snatched up by a crazy snake oil salesman with false promises.

Except CptControl was singularly a lot more intelligent than the snake oil salesman's group combined. He learned quickly though. I am currently proud to call him my friend and brother-in-arms.

*pelvic thrusts at coalie*

*pelvic thrusts at Joe*

Where art though snake oil man???

Snake oil salesman played a stupid game and won a stupid prize