Greetings fellow team players. Are you “Hungry” and craving different “personalities” or “flavors”?

Well the BBQ boys are recruiting and holding auditions for a few grill masters to join our grilling crew.

We are looking for good strong players who like to charbroil and smoke their suiciders well done. Being a Darkness grill master means that you like to take your time and do the labour of love that is grilling our enemies into restart hell all set long.

If you would like to audition please bring us a nice slab of hand rubbed meat and we can converse over some beers on Symbolics patio.

Got one apron and tongs left. Any takers or is your daddy still cooking your meat and yo momma cutting it up for you?

I'll take half a rack and pulled pork sammich please....

My daddy cooks ... Oh wrong forum.

yeah wow that sounds pretty lame