Apr 9th 2010, 21:06:22
Anyone else dislike his apologizing?
director the masters had a press conference about tiger had to show change and how he isn't a hero anymore...
I know what would make tiger my hero.
Tiger should go have a press conference where he basically says this:
1) I am going to get a divorce. You know, I know it.
2) I'm going to sleep with every attractive women I come across. I might also sleep with two or three women at the same time just because I can.
3) I'm going back to golfing full time and I will destroy everyone. I will win player of the year awards every year, win the most majors every year, win the FedEx Cup every year.
4) If you don't like it, kiss my ass. If I lose endorsements I don't care because I will make up that money by destroying everyone on the golf course and winning everything.
5) Despite this speech I will still be the most popular golf player in the world
director the masters had a press conference about tiger had to show change and how he isn't a hero anymore...
I know what would make tiger my hero.
Tiger should go have a press conference where he basically says this:
1) I am going to get a divorce. You know, I know it.
2) I'm going to sleep with every attractive women I come across. I might also sleep with two or three women at the same time just because I can.
3) I'm going back to golfing full time and I will destroy everyone. I will win player of the year awards every year, win the most majors every year, win the FedEx Cup every year.
4) If you don't like it, kiss my ass. If I lose endorsements I don't care because I will make up that money by destroying everyone on the golf course and winning everything.
5) Despite this speech I will still be the most popular golf player in the world