When you pee on your belt,
its because you were lazy.
When you demolish a building,
you don't leave the windows floating.
When you play a game on the internet,
you don't get 1999 experience and stop 1 point before level 2.
When you jump out of a plane,
you dont open the parachute 99% of the way...
When you're treating your significant other to the fullest expression of love,
you don't just stop and leave RIGHT before they're about to feel the universe flow through them...
A pizza, a pie, and an aluminum can are walking down the street.
Who get's kicked first?
Roses are red,
Pitachios arent anymore,
and Highlighters are still yellow.

See what Im saying here guys?
The message is clear.

Maybe its a ploy to wound our brother to slow the rest of us down

kick the can.

I told you to shoot around their nose! Not up it!!! What's his name? Major a**hole sir.

I knew it! I'm surrounded by a**holes!!!

As promised ...a cont to the broken poem..

Roses are red
Violets are blue..p
The Darkness is secksay
The Lights smell like poo..p

Ty Ty ty

Hmmm....Im sure you're more creative then this poorly constructed kiddy poem DM.
Give me your worst!

you can't handle my worst sir!

A poor little leprechaun
Was caught whilst mowing the lawn
He fell to his knees
was chopped to debris
Poor little dead leprechaun

I woke up with the most horrible pain,
I was hurting so badly that I started to go insane.
It wasn't in my hands, or my head, or my knee,
It really only hurt when I had to go pee.
I dont know why it only comes in waves,
But it feels like im being stabbed by staves.
I dont whether to push it, or pull it,
but now that its over, I knew it was pee bullets.

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad - it really is... show the lady some respect, Empyrean. I made a lot of money and I made it too easily, to the point of boredom.