New Evo Contacts (completely updated)

anoniem

Member
2881

Mar 13th 2011, 3:27:40

Alicia
Queen of Evo

Foobooy
President

EDge
Vice President

Sych/Slagpit/BobbyATA
Political Advisor(s)

King John
Head of Foreign Affairs

Bater
Foreign Affairs

Kingme
Head of Internal Affairs

AoS
Internal Affairs

Lenshark
Head of War

YouDiezSt
Head of Peace

Corfu
n00b

Florian
wh0re

Tertius
Head of Propaganda

Anoniem
Big Brother
---------------------------
Confirmation to follow.

Big brother is watching you.

re(ally)tired

Lord Tarnava

Member
936

Mar 13th 2011, 3:41:45

lmao

Shinigami

Member
685

Mar 13th 2011, 4:14:40

Confirmed.

diez

Member
1340

Mar 13th 2011, 4:32:46

Confirmed.

By the way, to raise fund for the Japan disaster, we're leasing Florian for $10 per hour.

Please contact Big brother for more details.

Lord Tarnava

Member
936

Mar 13th 2011, 4:38:45

if this is confirmed, and not a joke as I assume, I predict imminent war on Evo's horizon if KJ ios the FA

Bater

Member
81

Mar 13th 2011, 4:47:05

I suppose this makes me the good cop to KJ's bad cop?

Raf

Member
191

Mar 13th 2011, 5:09:30

Jesus you let Bater do FA????

Fooboy are you drinking again!!!

+RAF

CGiboney

Member
597

Mar 13th 2011, 5:12:31

LOL Nice

Unholy Monks

BattleKJ

Member
1200

Mar 13th 2011, 7:44:11

Originally posted by Lord Tarnava:

if this is confirmed, and not a joke as I assume, I predict imminent war on Evo's horizon if KJ ios the FA

I operate a zero tolerance department. If you wish to live; stop being yourself.

BattleKJ
Head FA
Head of War

qzjul

Administrator
Game Development
10,263

Mar 13th 2011, 8:00:25

hey what do i get?

qzjul
Chief of Chaining People to their Trees perhaps?

Finally did the signature thing.

Notorious

Member
191

Mar 13th 2011, 11:25:59

i object to the big brother references

*eats a banana*
Notebook Pusher

Murf

Member
1212

Mar 13th 2011, 12:06:40

so thats why lenshark came to sof several times to learn the art of war lol

congrats to all

BattleKJ

Member
1200

Mar 13th 2011, 12:07:56

Promoted to my position. Evo's Official Troll.

Evolution

Member
669

Mar 13th 2011, 12:15:00

Originally posted by qzjul:

hey what do i get?

qzjul
Chief of Chaining People to their Trees perhaps?

Ironically, that title is a honour rarely bestowed within Sol.

Generally you have to have the largest country at the end of a netting set and the reds may agree to give you the title. Though the requirements used to be a top 10 finish.

Not posting on AT as much because Maki/Steeps gave back some of my forums on GHQ. RIP my decade long blog, my blog even had replies from people who are no longer with us :(.

Ozzite

Member
2122

Mar 13th 2011, 12:26:45

Originally posted by Notorious:

i object to the big brother references

Yes, if anything, I should be BB :-P

Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.

BattleKJ

Member
1200

Mar 13th 2011, 12:27:05

Murf, maybe IX didnt exist when he wanted to learn warring. Not everyone has been fortunate enough to learn how to play in both the games premier warring alliance, IX and the games premier netgaining alliance RED. I am one of the few. I feel very fortunate.

lenshark

Member
177

Mar 13th 2011, 12:37:54

murf, not even close :D

Ozzite

Member
2122

Mar 13th 2011, 12:38:28

RED FTW!

Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.

Murf

Member
1212

Mar 13th 2011, 12:43:47

ok so u were just being a douchebag spy then?

KJ you still suck at both so congrats

Tertius

Member

EE Patron
1488

Mar 13th 2011, 12:46:55

Hear the Voice of Truth:

This announcement made by Most Glorious Big Brother Anoniem is confirmed. King John wields the Most Powerful Sword of Justice with his Infinite Wisdom as Lenshark leads our Divine Armies of Righteousness against the tyrannical oppression of SoFt Dicts. Beg forgiveness that the Immaculate Queen Alicia might grant mercy upon your worthless souls.

-Minister of Apodictic Verity

lenshark

Member
177

Mar 13th 2011, 12:52:52

yes and I found a lot of pink panties in your closet

BattleKJ

Member
1200

Mar 13th 2011, 13:01:51

I am just practicing this set. Next set I promise whatever I do, be it netgain or war I will break records, I'll win the game, I will run a legitimate country that beats any NW set by one of SMz cheater countries. I'll make the most hits and kills ever.

Murf

Member
1212

Mar 13th 2011, 13:52:21

lol offical troll speaks

we were good last night KJ taught those gooners a lesson

SMz

Member
313

Mar 13th 2011, 15:18:21

nice to see foo is still prez! un4 ftw ~_~

Edge is a bad seed.

SMz

Member
313

Mar 13th 2011, 15:20:09

your calling me a cheater KJ? lol , thats some irony =]

BattleKJ

Member
1200

Mar 13th 2011, 15:56:54

I was there Murf, good performance. Yes SMz you can line it with as much irony as you wish, but its still true, everyone knows it.

Chevs

Member
2061

Mar 13th 2011, 16:40:11

I actually think KJ might be an improvement over anomiem at HFA. Look forward to working with you.

SOF Head Of Poop
2019-04-03 21:40:26 PS the stinky deyicks (#599) Beryl Houston (#360) LaF 30638A (43783A)
En4cer: Chevs... u would have beaten me by more than 100m

AoS

Member
521

Mar 13th 2011, 16:41:16

Yay. I can turn the telescreen off, for short periods, if I so wish. :D

The dreamer is banished to obscurity.

aponic

Member
1879

Mar 13th 2011, 18:25:54

So first you put lenshark in SOF as a spy, then he spies his alliance mates (in SOF) and gets the boot so you reward him with HOW? Classy moves EVO.

SOF
Cerevisi

yank

Member
576

Mar 13th 2011, 18:50:18

I ALMOST believe this ;)

Now can I concentrate on HOI duties (Head of Incontinence)?

Bater

Member
81

Mar 13th 2011, 18:53:39

Yank, please refrain from posting on AT for the duration of this war effort. We prefer only authorized posters at this time in hopes of toning down the level of animosity and rhetoric flying around. Your cooperation is appreciated.

Thanks :P

yank

Member
576

Mar 13th 2011, 19:10:12

Sorry, Bater. Lost my mind there...still looking though. I shall refrain from expounding on AT, since I probably won't be able to find it again anyway!

Shinigami

Member
685

Mar 13th 2011, 19:42:53

Originally posted by yank:

I ALMOST believe this ;)

Now can I concentrate on HOI duties (Head of Incontinence)?

That implies that you aren't doing so already.

Slagpit

Administrator
Game Development
4628

Mar 13th 2011, 20:04:52

anyone who contacts me will get my best KJ impression

Foobooy Evolution

Member
318

Mar 13th 2011, 22:16:15

My Coup d'état was successful!

Qz is, again, chained up in my basement.

Yank takes special pills that make me the voice in his head.

Edited By: Foobooy Evolution on Mar 13th 2011, 22:19:25
See Original Post

henrik

Member
370

Mar 13th 2011, 23:04:49

Alicia queen of Evo?
Omega will FS evo for trying to steal her away from us!

Alicia

Member
289

Mar 13th 2011, 23:07:25

Ooh, I get to be the queen of something!

The Omega
http://omega.earth-alliance.org

SolidSnake

Member
867

Mar 13th 2011, 23:14:49

Originally posted by Slagpit:

anyone who contacts me will get my best KJ impression

so you'll be yourself then...

anoniem

Member
2881

Mar 13th 2011, 23:38:27

SolidSnake and Chevs
Co-Heads of the Ministry of Truth

qzjul
Head of the Ministry of Love

Yank
Head of the Ministry of Plenty

P.S. Chevs, you're getting boring now. You don't like me (it's known), move on.

re(ally)tired

Pang

Administrator
Game Development
5731

Mar 13th 2011, 23:45:02

Originally posted by SolidSnake:

Originally posted by Slagpit:

anyone who contacts me will get my best KJ impression

so you'll be yourself then...

lmao

what a good line, even though I don't agree with it :p

Edited By: Pang on Mar 13th 2011, 23:51:47
See Original Post

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Chevs

Member
2061

Mar 14th 2011, 0:41:26

anomiem actually i never had a problem with you to be honest until lately. you were always professional when we needed to sort out FA matters and when everyone else said sh1t about you i always defended you....but I just don't understand why you need to act like a raging tw@t all the time on AT and it started to get to me

forgive me.

SOF Head Of Poop
2019-04-03 21:40:26 PS the stinky deyicks (#599) Beryl Houston (#360) LaF 30638A (43783A)
En4cer: Chevs... u would have beaten me by more than 100m

BattleKJ

Member
1200

Mar 14th 2011, 4:23:05

noob

qzjul

Administrator
Game Development
10,263

Mar 14th 2011, 4:36:53

anoniem has an FA Mask and a Troll Mask! and he just likes using the troll mask!

Finally did the signature thing.

Shinigami

Member
685

Mar 14th 2011, 5:34:21

Originally posted by henrik:

Alicia queen of Evo?
Omega will FS evo for trying to steal her away from us!

No no man, think about it! If Ali is ruling twice it's going to be harder for her to be a meanie when we want to have fun.

*Looks for someone to war*

anoniem

Member
2881

Mar 14th 2011, 16:45:22

we need a new head of war. the current one is incapable of staying alive and has an unauthorised gf!

re(ally)tired

AoS

Member
521

Mar 15th 2011, 5:19:38

Huh. Anon was professional? From what I've seen in-site, I figured he was a huge asshole to everyone.

He's like an enigma, wrapped in a mystery. Covered with poo.

The dreamer is banished to obscurity.