lol i saw this on slashdot and it made my day...

An teh monstar I saws It iz layk big spotteded kitteh, an It can has pawz layk bear, an It can has mout layk big neck-fur kitteh. An Teh dragn gaved it teh powurz an teh chairz an teh autoritiez.
http://www.lolcatbible.com/...php?title=Revelation_13#2

quality.

Wow. I cannot believe people took the time to write that.

I still like the Pidgin translation better:
http://www.pidginbible.org/Concindex.html

Da Jesus Show 22:6-8

God's Spesho Guy Goin Come Back

6 Da angel tell me, “Dis I telling you stay true, an you can trus um fo shua. God, da Boss, send his Spirit fo tell da guys dat talk fo him wat fo say. An he wen send his angel messenja guy fo show his worka guys da stuff dat gotta happen pretty soon.”
7 Jesus say, “Eh, lissen! I coming back real soon! Everybody dat stick wit wat God say inside dis book goin stay good inside.”
8 Me, John, I da guy wen hear an see all dis stuff. Afta I wen hear an see dat, I wen go down in front da angel guy dat wen show um to me, fo show love an respeck to him. 9But he tell me, “Nah! No do dat! I ony one worka guy jalike you an yoa bruddas dat talk fo God, an everybody dat stick wit wat dis book say. Mo betta, ony give love an respeck to God!”

unbelievable how much time some people have on their hands