She's Too Young For You - Earth Version

hawkeyee

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May 10th 2012, 3:01:01

If she thinks Mehul is a rental truck company, she's too young for you bro.

If she thinks country numbers stop at #999, she's too young for you bro.

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iScode

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May 10th 2012, 3:29:56

if she is old enough to bleed,

She i old enough to butcher.

Yeah ok, see yas in a week :P

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

iScode

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May 10th 2012, 3:30:06

is*

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Chevs

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May 10th 2012, 4:18:25

If she associates SLIT with being emo & self mutilation...shes too young for you bro

SOF Head Of Poop
2019-04-03 21:40:26 PS the stinky deyicks (#599) Beryl Houston (#360) LaF 30638A (43783A)
En4cer: Chevs... u would have beaten me by more than 100m

Deerhunter

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May 10th 2012, 4:21:15

If she thinks John Holmes is the starting quaterback on the football team... Shes too young for you bro.

Ya, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no retals,
Cause i have the biggest, baddest, and toughest country in the valley!

Chevs

Member
2061

May 10th 2012, 4:46:41

If she doesn't know what conditioning technology is...shes too young for you bro

SOF Head Of Poop
2019-04-03 21:40:26 PS the stinky deyicks (#599) Beryl Houston (#360) LaF 30638A (43783A)
En4cer: Chevs... u would have beaten me by more than 100m

iScode

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May 10th 2012, 4:49:22

chevs i have great news, get on irc!!!

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

TNTroXxor

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May 10th 2012, 5:05:23

If she thinks anomnomnom is a type of cookie monster, she's too young for you bro

Originally posted by JJ23:

i havent been deleted since last set

Wharfed

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May 10th 2012, 5:26:48

If she doesn't know who The Beatles are, she's too young for you. If you are still a bro, fluff you.

>Wharfed

ABOYNE (vb.) To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly bad that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

Sifos

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1419

May 10th 2012, 8:25:52

If she has a lot of fur, she's perfect for you Scode.

Imaginary Numbers
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digi

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May 10th 2012, 8:26:29

if she doesnt know games.swirve.com/earth shes to young for you

Alin

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3848

May 10th 2012, 8:32:56

If the password to her country is 123456 and not qys7432sadsa842992llsad9342 - she`s to young for you.

If she has less than 2467 post on the boards she`s to young for you.

bertz

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1638

May 10th 2012, 10:56:15

If she does not know what a bot is, she's too young for you bro

Mr Charcoal

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993

May 10th 2012, 11:04:51

If she doesn't know what rank LCN is, she's too young for you brah~

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Drow

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May 10th 2012, 11:05:15

if she doesn't understand the term mehul'ed, she's too young for you bro

Paradigm President of failed speeling

Kumander Otbol

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May 10th 2012, 11:10:08

if she still carries a pacifier on her neck, she's really too young for you bro

Originally posted by cypress:

no reason to start slacking just because they are getting FA

fluff them....we'll steamroll them even with the FA they are getting

Drow

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May 10th 2012, 11:12:34

if she thinks Jolt Online is awesome, she's too young for you bro.

Paradigm President of failed speeling

Hyperion

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May 10th 2012, 12:50:57

If she runs a rainbow strat and truly believes it will be #1, she is to young for you but perfect for boltar

iScode

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May 10th 2012, 13:01:09

^ +1

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Devestation

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May 10th 2012, 13:29:36

If she thinks TIE is something you put around your neck, she's too young for you bro.

NukEvil

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May 10th 2012, 13:36:08

If she thinks that evolution is something you learn about in school, she's too young for you bro.

I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

Alin

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May 10th 2012, 14:00:42

If she thinks helmet is a protection device she`s to young for you.

Patience

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May 10th 2012, 15:19:02

Originally posted by Hyperion:

If she runs a rainbow strat and truly believes it will be #1, she is to young for you but perfect for boltar

Hahaha... made me lol at work!

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

Ruthie

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May 10th 2012, 16:30:48

If she doesnt remember the lil green ghostie dude on the forums, she is too young for you

i miss that guy

~Ruthless~
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incin22

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May 10th 2012, 16:47:26

If she thinks platinum is a metal and not a reward level, she's too young for you

Marshal

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May 10th 2012, 16:52:00

BAN iSCODE!!!

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Jeremy

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May 10th 2012, 16:53:17

If she thinks HAN is the guy who shot first in Star Wars, she's too young for you.

Hardy

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May 10th 2012, 16:57:40

If she thinks TurtleCrawler is legit, shes too young for you..

Edited By: Hardy on May 10th 2012, 17:06:49
See Original Post

Hardy

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May 10th 2012, 16:57:49

too soon?

NukEvil

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May 10th 2012, 17:15:13

Yes, and the fact it doesn't really make sense.

Hardy

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464

May 10th 2012, 17:18:11

Ah ha! thats what I get for being concussed!

TNTroXxor

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May 10th 2012, 17:57:29

If she thinks Boltard is a speeding retard, she's too young for you bro

Originally posted by JJ23:

i havent been deleted since last set

kingofthezulus

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241

May 10th 2012, 19:34:28

If she doesn't understand why everyone hates mulled teas she may be too young for you.

iTarl

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May 10th 2012, 22:48:51

if she never had to get off the couch to turn the channel she's way to young for me

Red X

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May 10th 2012, 23:11:42

if she thinks Monsters are real, she is to young for you bro

My attitude is that of a Hulk smash
Mixed with Tony Montana snortin' bags of his coke stash
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

kingofthezulus

Member
241

May 11th 2012, 2:28:24

If she thinks a 30 minute warchat is WAY too long she's too young for you.

Ruthie

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May 11th 2012, 2:32:11

if she doesnt know all your base are belong to us and someone set us up the bomb, she is too young for you

~Ruthless~
Ragnaroks EEVIL Lady

Warster

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May 11th 2012, 3:02:13

Hey we monsters are real.

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oats

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May 11th 2012, 3:33:26

If she doesn't know anything mentioned in this thread she's probably too good for you

Red X

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May 11th 2012, 3:36:06

if you say you need more fluff, and she brings you a stuffed animal she is to young for you bro

My attitude is that of a Hulk smash
Mixed with Tony Montana snortin' bags of his coke stash
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

ninong

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May 11th 2012, 7:20:22

if she didn't know QUEBEC & SERBIA were alliances she is too young for you

ninong, formerly Johnny Demonic
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Mr Charcoal

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May 11th 2012, 11:28:25

Originally posted by oats:

If she doesn't know anything mentioned in this thread she's probably too good for you

^^ Official End Of Thread.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Kumander Otbol

Member
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May 11th 2012, 11:36:16

lol. had to add up some more.

if she thinks medals are always metal and worn on the neck, she's too young for you bro!

Originally posted by cypress:

no reason to start slacking just because they are getting FA

fluff them....we'll steamroll them even with the FA they are getting

Marshal

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32,589

May 11th 2012, 16:02:02

If she thinks mr. white is only movie character, she's too young for you bro.

If she thinks clowns with guns is circus show, she's too young for you bro.