Myself and de1i would like to take this opportunity to declare war on Mehul Patel. We have decided that, based upon the presumed value of a human life being $1.54M(as calculated by US Regulatory Agencies) and the average life expectancy of 71 years, that Mr. Patel owes us a total of $628,936 given that combined myself and de1i have played(wasted our lives on) this game for approximately 29 years.

That being said, we have both decided that the likelihood of receiving reps for the loss of such a great portion of our lives is low enough to warrant a bypassing of the legal system to pursue more aggressive measures.

Therefore without further adieu we ask that you place the two of us and Mr. Patel on war DNH. IX will be policing for us. de1i will be along shortly to confirm.

Will Omac police for Mehul?

Hi Trixxie chick :)

Trixx.....

Confirmed, I also demand $700 in restitution.

700 days worth of coffee?

trixx are for kids

That is a common misconception Marshall. Trix are for kids, however Trixx are most certainly not!

Omac will not be policing for Mehul. He was asked to do so however couldn't figure out how to do so in a profitable manner so he gave up. Dave however stepped in and shall be policing.

Nobody declares war on Mehul Patel without me.

I suppose we could make it a class action war. I warred against you enough times a decade ago, I don't think that I have ever actually warred on the same side as you though.

*IT'S A TRAP!!*

*touches trixx in appropriate places*

hello there Trixxie-poo :)

mehul owns a coffee shop now!

OH wait thats probably public knowledge.

*slinks away invisibly*

Reimburse sleep time

Sleep time would have to be reimbursed at a higher rate

/me waves to Ruthie

/me rapes ninong

Mehul's coffee tastes like fermented horse peepee

it's just part of being in Texas, you get used to it.

I don't think I'll ever get used to being in Texas. Hence why I rarely go there

I demand $177,136.15 in reparations or I'll petition to join this class-action war!

That depends Angel1, were you in Omega at any point between 1998 and 2005? If so at what point?

2004-2005

Hmm, I may allow you to join the war...if you will slap Grelk

Grelk and I aren't allowed within 200' of each other.

Lets just say I didn't get along with him back then when we warred. Though Henrik did try and recruit me ingame while I was walling a few times. I'm still friends with him

That war was a lot of fun :D