SEVERAL WEEKS AGO, PERHAPS A MONTH, MAYBE FOUR, WE NEGOTIATED A WAR DNH WITH IVAN ON IRC. FROM THAT DAY UNTIL THIS, WE HAVE BEEN PLEASED TO SEE THAT YOU HAVE ABIDED BY OUR AGREEMENT.

TODAY, YOU RESUME YOUR ASSAULTS ON OUR LANDS? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! WE WILL CHECK BACK ON THIS THREAD OFTEN TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE OFFERING AS REPARATIONS.

FAILURE TO PROVIDE ADEQUATE COMPENSATION FOR THE DASTARDLY ACTIONS OF YOUR MEMBER WILL BE MET WITH... PROBABLY NOTHING RIGHT AWAY. WE'RE KIND OF BUSY AT THE MOMENT. BUT EVENTUALLY, YOU WILL BE SORRY! YOU DO NOT WANT US ASSAULTING YOUR IRC CHANNEL AGAIN, DO YOU?

I THOUGHT NOT!

HA!

SAM
HEAD OF FOREIGN ANTAGONISM,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Lol

We offer tits ^

TITS ARE A GOOD START, BUT CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC? HOW MANY TITS ARE YOU OFFEREING, AND TO WHOM DO THEY CURRENTLY BELONG? I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE THAT NOT ALL TITS ARE OF EQUAL VALUE.

ALSO, WE DO NOT KNOW YOU. ARE YOU AUTHORIZED TO DEAL WITH A MATTER OF SUCH MAGNITUDE? WE WOULD PREFER TO HEAR FROM IVAN.

HA!

SAM

Two tits, nipples included.

Cyp, pay the man. I, of course, will have to personally inspect the currency to insure authenticity.

You know where to find me.

2 of cypress'

Denied!

I thought you were a team player?

IT SEEMS NEGOTIATIONS HAVE BROKEN DOWN! WHERE IS IVAN?

Why would you want to deal with Ivan? All you'll get from him is asshole.

+1 lol

SOF have tits? 0_0

yeah, they're not normally allowed let out of their cage to post on AT during wartime though ;)

SoF FTW :)

ha!

Ivan talk to the man!

I'll offer my tits

^_^

Ivan ftw.

Boltar to the rescue!