As most of you know - our dearest Tisya has been long in search of an EE romance and as helpful friends we are going to further her righteous desires!

Announcing EE's first Earth Bachelorette!

Similar to the popular show, Tisya will have the opportunity to choose between 20 eligible and single EE studs! A global boxcar forum will be created - and Tisya will have the opportunity to interview each man on the forums. Photos will be posted. Truth and dares. All that.

Each day, 1 gentleman will be eliminated, and of course, that will be Tisya's choosing.


Potential contestants: Kindly send me a PM here or on boxcar. Include relevant information - why should we consider you as a contestant on EE's First Earth Bachelorette? What is your best rank? Have you had any other earth relationships? Got a big FA package?? ;)

Please keep in mind that Tisya is a down and dirty, bare all, flash the crowd, sell turrets on private market and buy up JETS type. Hell...
"<tisya>: and I've already fooled around with a 198cm austrian guy once" ...

need I say more?

Apply soon. 2 spots are already being filled by special guest stars -
Ronald Rutten and Mehul Patel.

I wish all the other potential suitors the best of luck, and Godspeed.

LOL... awesome :P

and this is no joke
:)

RD approves this message brought to you by Vic.

Titties approves.

Oh no, oh gawd no.

Pfft!, tis will get staged too!

Will you have live streams from skype dates and such? ;)

“I do want to believe that everything happens for a reason. I don’t expect anything except maybe one day I will get my fairytale ending. After my last relationship, I locked myself in my room and played Dragon Age Origins every day for a month until one day **possible spoiler alert** Alistair dumps me because his people wouldn’t accept an elf as a Queen! Wtf?? I realized then that I had to get back on my feet, exit the game, open my heart and let myself fall in love again. I hope that I can have that feeling again by being chosen as the first EE Bachelorette!”

**cue sappy background music and clips of Tisya working out in skimpy clothing**

“I am a bit of a princess. I don’t think I’m drop dead gorgeous. I think I’m cute. I think I’ve got a huge heart. Perhaps a little awkward and psychotic at times but there are no restraining orders against me. I am 100% ready to fall in love again and I think I’m going to find Mr. Right. I’m back in EE leadership, I’m the Bachelorette and I’m back in action! I’m very lucky. This time around it’s going to be different. No more rules, no more theories, I don’t really give a f**k if he AB FSes or bottomfeeds the entire server. As long as he has a sense of humour, knows how to have a good time, and he loves me. I’m here and ready to find love again.”

**cue video of Tisya emerging from a pool in a bikini**

“This time I'm not going home empty handed and I am going to have my fairytale ending.This is the beginning of the rest of my life and this is going to be an absolute ridiculously fun ride.”


(can I write my own voiceover thingies?)
** Tisya travels the world (of EE) for her quest for love but will she find her fairytale ending? It all starts right now on the season premiere of the EE Bachelorette!**

<-- accepts elves as royalty

<-- comfirms the Elf as royal :p

Brilliant! Just a sad sad thing that I'm married :P

LOL

<- inspects the bachelorette (the info might be wrong, physical exam needed)

Sign me up!!!

Wow, looks like I couldn't have picked a better time to come back to earth, after I don't know how many years. I'm all over this :)

To be eligible u must join pdm

oh good, i'm not eligible, so i won't have to ask about her housekeeping skillz.

*scratches head*

HA HA.....the only reality show I might actually watch.

You poor poor men. She is going to leave you all heart broken....though more than likely satisfied.

heart-broken? what heart? titty-titty-titty, strut, strut, strut. don't know whether to root for Australia or West Indies. can't do housekeeping, then it's just a bunch of T&A that i have to clean up after.

lol... Well, this should be entertaining!

h4, you and your comments are nearly crossing the line!

Failed to say how old she is :P

post pics here please

she's 28.

Are Canadians eligible to play in this reality show?

Yes, but you have to solve this math question

What is 6 x 14 ÷ 6 + 48 - 14 ?

The size of my biceps (in cm).

yea right.

This is going well already. LOL

meh. honey, you got decent job, so i can hump you all day?

Tisya ignore the 20 crap heads. you give me a decent hug i'll knock you up.

He's been practicing with air for 13 years, so he should be good at it.

Tizz hun, after you find your boy toy and your ready for an affair with a man - you know how to find me.

;/

if she has any brains she ignores most of you.

here I thought I was the one with brains for ignoring all the EE females :P

i am so soooooooo down. im throwing MR. pLow's name into the fluffin hat!

MR pLow like talking in 3rd person. MR pLow has know princess tisya for loooooong time (no pun intended) and MR pLow has played with Ms. Tisya for a loooong time.

She has seen my numerous videos (as most of you have) and our skype sessions were rememberable!

She loves teaching others new things and thought Malaysian ;)

I will never orget her helping me :DD

pLow and Tisya sitting in tree KISSING first come uhhh......... damn it all i know BOLATAR will be the godfather........and Galleria is godmother.....end of story :D

im a shoe in to win

lol god father?

LOL

you spelled my damn name wrong.

upon much tedious discussions.. SoF is announcing we are sending Stroker as our representative in this competition.. good to the rest of the competitors u will need it with this stud now in the fray

Confirmed!

I think this is taking a scary turn o.O

Ok Vic, tell me when I have to be ready for the *20 men coming out of a limo to introduce themselves* part :P

is he at least a half decent netter?

last set 15 days in he had 400 cs..he was carrying around almost enuff cash to FA 1bil dollars at one point last set... he wasnt particular a fat country.. but could sell 500k tech at 1 shot.. i think he was stocking tech...

wtf?

What he lacks in skill he makes up in charm >.>

as matti pointed out to me read the last line...

Potential contestants: Kindly send me a PM here or on boxcar. Include relevant information - why should we consider you as a contestant on EE's First Earth Bachelorette? What is your best rank? Have you had any other earth relationships? Got a big FA package?? ;)






how can u not pick stroker after knowing he carries enuff cash around to FA 1bil dollars.. sorry fella's.. u better up ur game

im def one of em better be :P

or else ill hack pang and make him delete EE and make it look like hanlong and TC did it :P proxys on this time

lmao

I nominate The Arabian Nightmare to participate.