I thought this was so poetic:

2013-06-01 05:44:03 PS Candyland pKi (#2) Retals Make Me Horny (#113) 838A (1193A)
2013-05-31 22:21:10 PS braden brags when he hits 17m nw (#60) Retals Make Me Horny (#113) 244A (421A)
2013-05-31 20:01:35 PS FAT GIRL RODEO (#84) Retals Make Me Horny (#113) 330A (626A)
2013-05-31 19:06:03 PS (#21) Retals Make Me Horny (#113) 546A (888A)
2013-05-31 13:54:46 PS Deathfrombelow (#77) Retals Make Me Horny (#113) 212A (452A)
2013-05-30 20:18:43 PS Retals Make Me Horny (#113) screwed by the bell (#45) DH
2013-05-30 16:19:35 PS screwed by the bell (#45) Retals Make Me Horny (#113) 561A (885A)




^^
lol country named 'retals make me horny' gets hit right out the start, immediately attempts to retal and fails, then gets farmed.
must have made him horny but man he couldn't get it up!

hey now, i brag when you retards who can count past twenty seven fail to beat me




its twelve, right? or twenty eight. one of the two. bah, so many numbers.

That was my hit on the last strike on that guy. He was fat and juicy indeed. :) No chance of retaling the hit either. LOL

HAHAHAHA I just logged in again. That guy did infact successfully retal me for a whole 94 acres. ROFLMAO Had to spend every penny he had on jets to do it. He's got more than 5Mil jets now. :) LOL

Earth empires express erectile dysfunction is better :P

ya man he took some cialis and retalled me good but had to go all jet and use o leeches to do so :p
he's an alright guy though ;)

Yeah - the first retal pissed me off. When I PS'd, undersent by a long shot. I forgot to add a zero.

I had no plan on buying jets, but after seeing the number of hits I decided to blow what stock I had and buy up.

The retal on you Cerb sucked. I should have hit you before I bought up 2x your NW. I had to laugh about a whole 94 acres though.

I gotta start assuming allies are giving max units for retals - I've been winging it with the last few hits and just sending everything instead of calc'ing the breaks when I'm on my phone.

Oh - and I have no leaches. I've got the same ally I use every reset with the exception of last set.

Hehe I know medic I was just messing with you. Nice retal bud : p

i always do that, medic, better to over send being careful than to bounce trying to save a buck or two

That was you medic? Damn, dude, you know there was no malice intended. You were simply the most profitably country for me to hit, Nothing personal and you're safe from me the rest of the round. I never landgrab somebody twice, unless they really piss me off. BUt, then, it's just on, there is no question of just landgrabbing, although that does present itself as an option from time to time.

Did you spy on me? Had you done so you would have known that you wuldn't get much if anything back. I was still operating with a lot less land than you even after that strike.

And, I'm a dict/techer with high tech levels across the board. Oops, my bad. You couldn't have possibly come up with intel on me. :) Sorry, dude. I guess you are OK with recon by fire. I've resorted to that from time to time myself.

No hard ffelings, dude, eh?

No hard feelings. It's a friggin game!

I don't know what's wrong with my math. Bouncing retals is apparently my thing lately. FML.