The MERCSINC tag is back. At least in this server. We plan on playing a relatively peaceful game and playing a legit alliance again.

Here's our policy in a nutshell.

We will ONLY landgrab one time, there will be no farming coming from the Mercs.

We will be landgrabbing from our scores list for the most part, so if you're FAT and in our scores list, you're not considered a "Topfeed", you're a TARGET. If you want to cry about that, things can get a lot worse.

We accept 1:1 retals, and do 1:1 retals.

We do NOT accept L:L retals at all. Any over retaliation will result in retaliation in return.

Retals will be escalating.

1:1
2:3
3:5
4: DEATH!

Nothing too hard to calculate.

Otherwise, have fun and keep your heads down.

Cerberus

i remember when Mercs Inc reformed in NA a few years back. i was like cool yo, we got some old school killers! they claimed they could build some beast ass dicts that couldnt be killed

at the time i believe i was HoW for NA, and we were locked in a set after set war with SoF. i seem to remember getting our ass kicked, and mercs showing up to KRs with breakers. baller, these guys know what they are doing, let tear some fluff up

set up, count down, and boom breaking starts, if you wanna call it breaking.

these old ass fluffers would make one hit every 10-20 seconds. i literally wanted to slit my wrists whenever i tried to use one of them as breakers. eventually i just started ignoring their sets.

my theory was that they were a clan before news feeds existed, so 1 it every 2 seconds was ok. but when i tried to coach them on how to hit faster, they either went full retard of AFK.

now i dont want to tarnish the memory of gator i believe, RIP he was a cool ass mofo.

but mercs inc was a worthless ass division in NA when they reformed there. they build beastly Dict Farmers, and couldn't figure out how to speed hit.

THAT is my most recent memory of your clan. and with your most recent tin foil hat posts on these forums, i can say its probably safe to expect the same.

farm this fluff ass clan at will. if they can figure out how to retal, it wont be well.

Hey Ford, you're a tard. You can just kiss my hairy dago ass.

You go ahead and try to farm us yourself instead of instigating others to do it for your fluff ass.

Bring it on by yourself and see what happens to you.

fluff ass retard.

u mad bro?

i just spoke from personal experience. the experience of trying to use your worthless ass clan in a war. nothing was a lie or embellishment. but i mean, you can probably call me names and put an extra layer on your tin foil hat and it will generally turn out okay.

Well, asswipe, then feel free to come after me all by yourself so I can knock your fluff in the dirt. You jump up here and run your mouth to encourage others to do it, well, put your money where your mouth is and do it yourself first. Set the example, fluffhead.

Come on.. Bring it.

i have an idea, why dont you find someone else that was in NA in that time period, and ask them how worthless your clan/division was

but that was the past. maybe, and hopefully for your tag, you are the only real merc in it.

Put up or shut up, Ford. If you're the whiz kid you claim to be, you should have no problem identifying my country and attacking it. Come on, attack me Ford. Don't talk, DO! fluff.

By the way, do they have a name for what's wrong with you yet?

i have 14K acres, why the fluff would i want to grab a 6K acre Demo in GDI, and a 4K acre dict. your tag is too pathetic for me to even want to farm, i can make out better bathing

you keep asking me to farm you, when all i have done is point out my past experience with your clan/division.

i never said i was going to farm or kill you. i mean, i suppose i shouldn't expect a high level of reading comprehension from someone who cant hit faster than 1 per 20 seconds, but im an optimist.

You're an asshole with nothing better to do than play this game, and run your mouth. Oh, that's right, you don't want to kick my ass, because that might mean you'd get embarrassed. Losing to such a loser as I am would really fluff up your mystique wouldn't it?

flufftard!

i have already fluff on you on 2 servers, i dont see the need to do it on a third, but if you really want to, i doubt you would really want to challenge a 2 team clan with a 2 country team. i know math isnt your strong suit, but we can do better than a 6mill NW demo GDI, and a 2mill NW dict.

but i just paid my toll on my way to work, so ill pick this back u when i get off. i suppose that goes against your "i have nothing better to do" theory, but i suppose this game if full of surprises to you isnt it?

http://forums.earthempires.com/...in-taking-up-a-collection

maybe we should get you a hoodie you ignorant fluff

Whatever Ford, you're all talk. That is all.

lmao

good fluff

Lol

thread of the day. +bonus

over the line ford. sheesh

Ford is incapable of not talking fluff to his elders. He cannot help it, pity him for he is bitter. He knows that he can never live up to the greatness that he imagined for himself in the good old days, even his imagination for hyperbole has withered.

Straight from the mouth of the guy that follows me around on the forums like a lost puppy. Your words cut deep bro, make it stop.

mrford is right on this one

You know, Ford, you got a BIG mouth to go along with that FAT Republic of yours. You'd be better served Shutting the fluff Up with all that land and that extreme lack of military.

Woah now

bring it. you seem to think you scare me, but you arnt even the best troll/hater this week. much less all time. i know what you are capable of, and its laughable.

No, that would be YOU fordy. Why you never happy?

why are you so convinced that im not happy based on a few lines of texy on a message board? why do you mention that everytime you reference me? why are you all up on my nuts? are you so unorignal that thats your go to insult? that im apparently unhappy?

how can i not be happy with so many people on my nuts? it is glorious

now that you mention it though, they did stop selling my favorite beer for another 8 months, so im a bit saddened.

Step away from the ledge and cheer up sand panda.

Cerb didn't mean to hurt your feelings by starting a team. Honest, he just wanted to play some EE thats all. If he would have known how much the simple act of announcing a team was going to offend you, I'm sure he would never have done it.

We are all very sorry, truly.

you are as delusional as you are entertaining

thanks

Just remember ford, I got my eye and my spies on that FAT republic of yours so when you really piss me off don't be surprised when you are left with a wreck to run.

You ain't built to defend against me, I know, I've looked.

Backwards spelling indeed, like that's gonna fool anyone.

im shakin in my boots over here bro

that is an impressive rainbow you are running.

LMAO... the craziest topic here... and I just visited 4 minutes ago...

It's a little known fact the underlying reason for EEs existence is to act as a long term anger management intervention for MrFord. We've all spent the last four years trying to get him to acknowledge that he has a problem and let go of his anger and hostility. As you can see, its failed miserably, but it still makes for good television.

He's just angry because he's the office geek where he works and can't get any play from any of the managements secretaries.

And that explains why he posts like he's superman here. It's the only place in the world where he can say the fluff he does without winding up spitting chiclets.

damn, you have me pegged

I let mr ford talk like that when we tag team his wife... so not just on the internet.

my wife is so far out of your league you might as well be playing tee ball looking up at the Majors

the only reason you would have to even bring her up is that you have nothing relevant to contribute, but still feel like you need to fluff your verbal diarrhea over this thread.

i want your wifes kid tested when it is born... not sure if your or mine....

top, come on, fordy, you can't have given up fluffing about us yet?

Cerb, dude, anything past 10 days hints of necrophilia on team

yet sometimes 10 days is still in the top 10 recent threads normally :p

fluffing the freshest corpse in the grave yard does not make it right elves, just less wrong.

Although, I guess 'less wrong' is the mantra of the whole team server.

that's why you go after them at the wake ;)

http://anticache.img7.joyreactor.com/...-nazi-spelling-282537.png

elvesrus, I hate to wake a dead post, or risk reading one more time about the tin foil hat, but that link was funny as fluff, dude.

nothing a bonfire and some lube can't fix