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Mr. Iris Game profile

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296

Sep 7th 2013, 20:39:52

a haiku farewell
your contacts you must adjust
a break I must have


Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

archaic Game profile

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7014

Sep 8th 2013, 1:08:21

the patron departs
temporary solitude
Iris shall return
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elvesrus

Member
5058

Sep 8th 2013, 2:03:24

we shall mourn deeply
BknArrow misses you
please come again soon
Originally posted by crest23:
Elves is a douche on every server.

Vic Game profile

Member
6543

Sep 8th 2013, 5:29:01

Originally posted by archaic:
the patron departs
temporary solitude
Iris shall return



if patron does mean
iris overpaid M.P.
I'm dreaming of Swirve

smlandau84 Game profile

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1949

Sep 8th 2013, 5:53:10

Bonus

braden Game profile

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11,480

Sep 8th 2013, 15:59:00

my heart, now a hole
your absence will pain us so
for yours, a kind soul

CX LaE Game profile

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1896

Sep 8th 2013, 20:01:30

A long road winding
Through forest, plain, and ocean
Will guide you back soon
LaE | Monks | NA
Since 1999

braden Game profile

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11,480

Sep 8th 2013, 20:14:28

if you require,
yet a home to call your own
notrd, can be

archaic Game profile

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7014

Sep 9th 2013, 19:41:55

Originally posted by Vic:
Originally posted by archaic:
the patron departs
temporary solitude
Iris shall return



if patron does mean
iris overpaid M.P.
I'm dreaming of Swirve


Nailed this you did sir
My laughter rang out clearly
Mehul still laughed last
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braden Game profile

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11,480

Sep 9th 2013, 19:53:13

nailed is not one
but is two syllables, sir;
alls forgiven, though

archaic Game profile

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Sep 10th 2013, 11:57:08

Canadian eh?
Nailed is one in the US
Like jailed scaled and failed
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braden Game profile

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Sep 10th 2013, 15:16:54

my friend, syllables
no matter where you are from
work the same, always

(jay-uld; nay-uld; scay-uld)

elvesrus

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5058

Sep 10th 2013, 16:28:51

depends on accent
how many syllables used
always blame the welsh
Originally posted by crest23:
Elves is a douche on every server.

braden Game profile

Member
11,480

Sep 10th 2013, 17:01:13

I am a welshman
by heritage at least, sir
we do speak weird, though

SLOTH FACTS

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78

Sep 10th 2013, 17:50:32

Sloths aren’t as sleepy as once thought—recent studies by Dr. Rattenborg at the Max Planck Institute in Germany indicate they sleep under 10 hours a day.

braden Game profile

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11,480

Sep 10th 2013, 18:09:50

less than ten a day?
lazy that sure does not make
a regal creature

braden Game profile

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11,480

Sep 10th 2013, 18:10:07

less than ten a day?
lazy that sure does not make
a regal creature

SLOTH FACTS

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Sep 10th 2013, 18:10:54

Sloths have a very slow metabolism and low body metabolism and can go for days without eating or drinking.

archaic Game profile

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7014

Sep 11th 2013, 3:45:56

Is SLOTH FACTS Marshal?
Do you really say jay-uld?
So many questions.
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Marshal Game profile

Member
32,589

Sep 11th 2013, 9:40:51

no its not me.

i have no need to post sloth or cat facts.
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

braden Game profile

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Sep 11th 2013, 13:38:54

sloth facts is too useful to be marshal

Marshal Game profile

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32,589

Sep 11th 2013, 15:41:05

posting bs about sloths is useful?

ok, whatever spins your world.
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

braden Game profile

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11,480

Sep 11th 2013, 17:10:22

you're calling him a liar?

archaic Game profile

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Sep 11th 2013, 17:49:52

Archaic team posts
In haiku form shall be all
Points for yoda-speak
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Marshal Game profile

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Sep 11th 2013, 19:12:06

Originally posted by braden:
you're calling him a liar?


no, I call all spamming FACTS idiots.
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

archaic Game profile

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7014

Sep 11th 2013, 21:14:44

1 2 2 3 5
the pot calls the kettle black
who puts meat in cans
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braden Game profile

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Sep 12th 2013, 18:38:03

1 2 2 4 3
useless, so good thing they're free
unlike you and me!

trainboy Game profile

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760

Sep 13th 2013, 4:43:57

Awesome haikus!

archaic Game profile

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7014

Aug 3rd 2019, 15:03:01

Necrophilia
Is not always a bad thing
Time to bring this back
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DerrickICN Game profile

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Aug 3rd 2019, 18:05:29

Why fluff dead people?
Babies are clearly better
They are not as stiff.

archaic Game profile

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Aug 3rd 2019, 18:23:03

Leave it to Derrick
To make me regret haiku
I am dead inside
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Marshal Game profile

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32,589

Aug 3rd 2019, 19:13:01

Why the heck
Did you top this
Old thread?
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

DerrickICN Game profile

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Aug 3rd 2019, 19:40:20

*rolls on floor laughing*
Marshal you ignoramus
You make moths look smart.