SLOTHS LIKE CATS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S52Qtlv2o5U

I HATE fluffY

Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.

cats taste good when bbq'd.

sloths like to snuggle cats

A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.

Sloths are tree dwelling mammals that pass their time sleeping and eating.

I don't know who you are, SLOTH FACTS, but we make a great team.

Meow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VACbH_S5ZFo

At first I was afraid you were going to tear my face off with those talons, but you did not. You embraced me. I LUBS U

wtf??? there is actually a video of a sloth and a cat on the internet...

I think you are the same person and this was all a big elaborate set up to post that video!!!

also I watched the whole thing, i feel like i wasted 4mins of my life.

we're not the same person. sadly. if we were, we'd already be ruling the world.

well i know who you are cat facts, but ill keep it a secret!

You may know that... but did you know?


Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam’s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child’s breath.

ofcourse i knew that. :P

WOOF!

here we go again.

Of the two families of sloths found in Costa Rica, the Bradypus is the more familiar to most people.

fact: Wool ranges from white to black, with shades of gray, beige, brown, red and roan between. It may be solid, spotted or marked in an array of patterns

this thread has merit

How to prepare and eat a sloth

If you somehow find yourself in possession of a sloth carcass and want to eat like a tribesman, preparation is simple. The Pirahã singe off the hair, gut the animal, and roast chunks of muscle over a fire. When the meat is thoroughly cooked, they tear off pieces with their hands and eat it plain. For the American palate, however, a little culinary doctoring can go a long way. Everett prefers to tenderize the meat in a pressure cooker for 40 minutes, season it with cilantro, garlic, salt, and chili sauce, and add it to tacos.
"But for the record," Everett explained, "spices may do wonders for the palatability of sloth meat, but they'll do almost nothing to help fill the gaping void that devouring a sloth leaves in your soul."

http://io9.com/...o-prepare-and-eat-a-sloth

A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.

lol thread

Did you know Breaking Bad is going into its final FINAL FINAL episode in the universe next week ?

Bonus

i like apples

sheep are much better for sex and breakfast.

lol