HOW DID YOU ALL MISS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!? I WAITED ALL DAY FOR AN AWESOME POST ABOUT THIS INTERNATIONAL EVENT.

GALLERI, CAPS LOCK IS FOR WEAK BOYS AND GIRLY MEN.

REAL MEN USE THE KEY OF POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

A REAL MAN FROM THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] WILL BE ALONG TO CONFIRM WHEN THEY HAVE FINISHED BBQING A WHOLE MOOSE IN WHILE DRINKING REAL BEER AND WEARING JUST THEIR SHORTS IN -30C TEMPERATURES... LIKE REAL MEN!!!

SAMANTHA DANGER IS BUSY SELLING SCOUT COOKIES AND REST ARE MAKING THOSE.

MARSHAL:

I HAVE ESCAPED THE KITCHEN AFTER A DOUGH EXPLOSION. IT CLAIMED THE LIVES OF 3 ELDERLY FOLK SITTING ON A BENCH OUTSIDE THE BUILDING. THEY WERE FEEDING BREAD CRUMBS TO DUCKS. THE DUCKS SURVIVED. THE BREAD CRUMBS PERISHED. THERE WILL BE A MIDNIGHT VIGIL FOR THE CRUMBS. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN CANDLES. ELTON JOHN WILL PLAY SOFTLY IN THE BACKGROUND AS SAM_DANGER READS FROM ONE OF THE GREAT LITERARY MINDS OF THE 20TH CENTURY. TUCKER MAX.


AT THIS TIME I REQUEST A MOMENT OF SILENCE FROM THE MEMBERS OF ALLIANCE TALK. EXCEPT GALLERI. I REQUEST A LIFETIME OF SILENCE FROM GALLERI AFTER THE INSULTING INSINUATION THAT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WOULD USE THE CAP LOCK KEY. THAT IS BENEATH US. THERE IS NO SHIFT KEY NOR CAP LOCK KEY ENHANCED ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE WORDS OF POWER.

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CHUCK_DANGER
MINISTER OF SORROW

DEAR CHUCK DANGER.

I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE EXPLOSION. WE MUST ALL BE VIGILANT IN FUTURE DOUGH CREATION EXERCISES AS THEY ALL HAVE A CHANCE TO GO THIS AWRY.

I HAVE NO METHOD OF GIVING A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE CRUMBS IN CAPS OTHER THAN *MOMENT OF SILENCE* - SO WITH THAT PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS IN THE FUTURE. WAS IT DOUGH FOR PIZZA? THAT WOULD BE A TRAVESTY.

BEERCRUSHER
MINISTER OF MINISTRY

AS MARSHALL STATED, IT WAS GIRL SCOUT COOKIE DOUGH. THE HUMAN RACE HAS SUFFERED TOO MUCH THIS PAST WEEK.

CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

im gonna post no caps just to not fit in

^HEATHEN!!!

CLEARLY ROBYN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF ALL-CAPS COMMUNICATION. I NOW UNDERSTAND THANKS TO THE FINE FOLKS OF DANGER. THE COMMUNICATIONS EXPRESSED THEREIN REVEAL NO AMBIGUITY OR FALSE MESSAGES. JUST CLEAR, CONCISE COMMUNICATION. SOMETIMES ABOUT PONIES.

BEERCRUSHER
MINISTER OF CONCISE PONIES