Calling out Mister Ford - Earth Empires Forum

KoHeartsGPA

Member

EE Patron
29,630

Jan 17th 2014, 21:06:59

Real forum name?, no balls?

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

SWAGGER FACTS

New Member
10

Jan 17th 2014, 21:16:40

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Real forum name?, no balls?

KOHEARTSGPA ISNT UR REEL NAME EITHER

KoHeartsGPA

Member

EE Patron
29,630

Jan 17th 2014, 21:44:46

Originally posted by SWAGGER FACTS:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Real forum name?, no balls?

KOHEARTSGPA ISNT UR REEL NAME EITHER

You're correct!, its KoHeartsGPA :-)

Sov

Member
2496

Jan 17th 2014, 21:50:07

Why do you call him "mr" ford?

KoHeartsGPA

Member

EE Patron
29,630

Jan 17th 2014, 22:06:49

He's a nOOb, that's why.

Trife Tinkles

Member
23

Jan 17th 2014, 22:18:50

Chupacabra Facts fluffed up MrFord's name. Wait until he shows up here. It will be a good time for all!

mrford

Member
21,358

Jan 17th 2014, 22:51:30

mrford IS my real name, in more ways than one!

and there is no way you know more about the shapeshifters they call chupacabras than i do. i am the lead advisor on the matter for my thursday night bingo club bro. i got credentials.

i killed one once, but by the time i reached the body, the crafty fluffer had shape shifted into the form of my neighbors dog!

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

KoHeartsGPA

Member

EE Patron
29,630

Jan 17th 2014, 23:18:54

Originally posted by mrford:

i killed one once, but by the time i reached the body, the crafty fluffer had shape shifted into the form of my neighbors dog!

O O

braden

Member
11,480

Jan 18th 2014, 0:23:15

i lie about who i am

my name is KoHeartsGPA

what can i say? like the next man, i love grade point averages!

galleri

Game Moderator
Primary, Express, Tourney, & FFA
14,057

Jan 18th 2014, 1:03:37

I am anoniem.
Proof is in my siggy! See below!

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

KoHeartsGPA

Member

EE Patron
29,630

Jan 18th 2014, 5:50:15

Originally posted by braden:

i lie about who i am

my name is KoHeartsGPA

what can i say? like the next man, i love grade point averages!

Haha, you are me, me is you, I R braden.

Originally posted by galleri:

I am anoniem.
Proof is in my siggy! See below!

Lies, liar liar PANTS ON FIYA!

mrford

Member
21,358

Jan 18th 2014, 8:34:31

if you hijack my thread, sometime in the next 57 years, a chupacabra will kill you. fact.

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 18th 2014, 11:50:53

Originally posted by mrford:

if you hijack my thread, sometime in the next 57 years, a chupacabra will kill you. fact.

dang. chupacabras are pretty slow. they don't kill faster than alcohol or tobacco. they must be very fat. they need more exercise.

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

Akula

Member

EE Patron
4107

Jan 18th 2014, 15:42:51

fat hobbitses !

=============================
"Astra inclinant, sed non obligant"

SOL http://sol.ghqnet.com/
=============================

Boltar

Member
4056

Jan 18th 2014, 15:45:30

tell him dibs. ur a joisey guy, the chupacabra aint got fluff on the jersey devil

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 18th 2014, 16:04:09

the chupacabra would probably experience problems trying to fight it's way through all the Snowy Owls that we are currently experiencing in order to be able to get to the Jersey Devil. maybe our pollution levels are up. that's the only reason that i can think of for a mass influx of owls.

Give A Hoot! Don't Pollute!

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

Getafix

Member

EE Patron
3423

Jan 19th 2014, 0:43:54

If pollution levels are up in New Jersey we are all in serious trouble. We are in for mutant owls, devils and Jersey bred zombies, the worst. Keep chupacabra's and mr ford out of there for god's sake!

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 19th 2014, 1:20:12

you might be right. it's not like we'll be able to close all the bridges any time soon. the Democrats won't stand for it because they'll just believe that it's some kind of political payback. might be time to make a reality show remake of "The Great Escape".

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

Getafix

Member

EE Patron
3423

Jan 19th 2014, 1:28:16

Thats my favorite movie! The cooler king, Richard Attenborough, great movie. They always played it at Christmas and Easter holidays on the BBC in the 70's.

Tunneling under the Hudson with the Nazi zombies. Yeah, I like it

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 19th 2014, 1:38:49

Escape Into New York? I'd better find some pot to smoke. I'd rather be a zombie.

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

Getafix

Member

EE Patron
3423

Jan 19th 2014, 1:44:40

I worked for two companies hq'd in NJ, AT&T and National Starch and Chemical. What a bunch of assholes! But you're right about NY.. I escaped to Canada :)

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 19th 2014, 9:34:16

i don't know about them assholes, but i think Bell Laboratories was in NJ, and I think they developed C. and C was probably a very big Chupacabra which ate up most of the other programming languages.

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

RETARDED FACTS

New Member
7

Jan 19th 2014, 10:02:59

In The Empire Strikes Back there is a potato hidden in the asteroid field.

KoHeartsGPA

Member

EE Patron
29,630

Jan 19th 2014, 10:46:21

Kick their ass, fordy!!!, they are mocking the chupacabra!

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 19th 2014, 11:12:47

true, but I'm hiding behind a bunch of Snowy Owls and the Jersey Devil. plus fordy might want to wait for spring to come. another Alberta Clipper is about to pass thru and fordy might get stuck outside freezing his ass off.
Holy ChumpaMacabre Popsicles, Batman

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

RETARDED FACTS

New Member
7

Jan 19th 2014, 11:30:02

Miss Piggy's measurements are 27-20-32

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 19th 2014, 11:42:51

Originally posted by RETARDED FACTS:

Miss Piggy's measurements are 27-20-32

and yet Kermit has problems with getting froggy all over that. probably just needs some Viagra.

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

RETARDED FACTS

New Member
7

Jan 19th 2014, 12:41:31

A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 19th 2014, 13:01:54

guessing that male ferrets are exempt from having to visit the emergency room after 4 hours of sex.

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

mrford

Member
21,358

Jan 19th 2014, 15:57:12

even for a drunk town jester your reading comprehension is sub par sir dibs. i said SOMETIME in the next 57 years. meaning the chupacabra will pick and choose its time. making you look over your shoulder for more than half a century, or maybe just a week. that is kinda how the word "sometime" works. regardless of the timetable, your death would be certain.

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 19th 2014, 17:04:43

my memory is also a bit off. for some reason I thought it was a chupacabra that was running around the museum in "The Relic". found out that was a Kathoga. which might actually scare me. however, i ain't afraid of any silly goat suckers or mangy coyotes. whatever you want to call them.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

besides, if it actually did decide to suck my blood, it would probably get drunk and pass out before it could finish me off.

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

KoHeartsGPA

Member

EE Patron
29,630

Jan 19th 2014, 17:33:09

Originally posted by GodHead Dibs:

besides, if it actually did decide to suck my blood, it would probably get drunk and pass out before it could finish me off.

LOL!!!!

DINO_DANGER

New Member
13

Jan 19th 2014, 19:37:22

I APPROVE OF THIS THREAD.

HO!

mrford

Member
21,358

Jan 19th 2014, 20:04:29

that is the worst picture of a chupacabra i have ever seen..... that fluff looks like a sleestak from that terrible will ferrell movie bastardization of "land of the lost".

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

flgatorboy89

Member
1620

Jan 20th 2014, 0:37:39

Its all fake unless your in louisiana , then its real

Jon
ZT, SoL

<jon> off to bed fluffbeater :p
<mrford> i dont beat fluffs
<mrford> i eat them
<mrford> gosh
<jon> well, fluffeater
<Kat> oookay....

CHUPACABRA FACTS

New Member
10

Jan 20th 2014, 13:18:52

FACT THIS THREAD LACS CAMIONAROS

Marshal

Member
32,589

Jan 20th 2014, 17:19:48

camioneros maybe?

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

MauricXe

Member
576

Jan 20th 2014, 17:21:34

ford sux

DotTC1

Member
140

Jan 20th 2014, 17:42:13

Well this post had one good thing going for it...the whiners all stayed away so chupacabras must like to eat them. Can I have one for a pet?

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 20th 2014, 19:55:14

i sure hope not. think one of them "egg suckers" made a try for me during the walk back from the grocery store. found out that one of my eggs got broken. i have enough problems worrying about irresponsible dog owners. don't want to have to worry about the irresponsible owners of a bunch of "egg suckers".

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

Getafix

Member

EE Patron
3423

Jan 20th 2014, 20:51:49

Maybe it was your Grandma..

Thats what you get for teaching her to suck eggs

Edited By: Getafix on Jan 20th 2014, 21:00:24
See Original Post

Getafix

Member

EE Patron
3423

Jan 20th 2014, 21:27:27

Note for non-English speaking or American readers"

"Meaning

Don't offer advice to someone who has more experience than oneself.

Origin

These days this proverbial saying has little impact as few people have any direct experience of sucking eggs - grandmothers included. It is quite an old phrase and is included in John Stevens' translation of Quevedo's Comical Works, 1707:

"You would have me teach my Grandame to suck Eggs." "

I was actually taught to suck wild birds eggs by my Father. He was born in 1935 and spent the war in East Anglia, German bombers flying directly over the village, and minefields on the beach where he played. Sucking eggs was a survival activity.

Getafix

Member

EE Patron
3423

Jan 20th 2014, 21:45:49

So, with this pun, I have hopefully been able to insult Godhead dibs and his Grandmother, mr ford, and the "english" of all Americans. :)

Getafix

Member

EE Patron
3423

Jan 20th 2014, 21:53:52

Now thats a very long and tedious explanation when perhaps I could have left it at "Maybe it was your Grandma"

But then, thinking about some of my fellow players literary abilities, I thought I should explain..

But maybe I'm just teaching you to suck eggs :D

GodHead Dibs

New Member
1399

Jan 20th 2014, 22:14:25

*Gollum* Yes my Precious. It iss a bitss verbose. Likes we wouldn'ts recognized ours Grandsmotherss we's taught to sucks eggs. *Gollum*

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

KoHeartsGPA

Member

EE Patron
29,630

Jan 20th 2014, 22:16:03

Originally posted by Getafix:

So, with this pun, I have hopefully been able to insult Godhead dibs and his Grandmother, mr ford, and the "english" of all Americans. :)

You stud you! :p

Getafix

Member

EE Patron
3423

Jan 20th 2014, 22:28:21

Originally posted by GodHead Dibs:

*Gollum* Yes my Precious. It iss a bitss verbose. Likes we wouldn'ts recognized ours Grandsmotherss we's taught to sucks eggs. *Gollum*

Haha, good one. (You crack me up..

Edited By: Getafix on Jan 21st 2014, 4:31:38
See Original Post