Where is Malaysian Flight 370?????

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Mar 12th 2014, 3:14:03

hm, let us find it and find out.. quite the mystery, sad people needed to die, presumably, but quite the mystery..

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Mar 12th 2014, 3:19:51

Due to the shifting of the poles, the Devil's triangle (Asian edition) has taken that flight and given it to some extra-terrestrials so that they can anally probe all 239 people on board to determine what it is that makes us tick so that when the time comes for their invasion, they will have the proper pesticide to eliminate the human infection from the Earth.

Geez, guys, at least try to be creative.

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

braden

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Mar 12th 2014, 3:35:05

um water borne bacteria will defeat them, didn't you live past like 1900?

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Mar 12th 2014, 3:58:16

Story getting weirdier every day.

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Mar 12th 2014, 14:28:51

I am sure if they went to marshal and asked him where the plane is he would have the answer. He knows everything.......

in the meantime.......
http://www.krdo.com/...or-missing-plane/24921026

Edited By: galleri on Mar 12th 2014, 14:34:12

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

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Mar 12th 2014, 14:57:30

no, marshal would just say something flufftarded like "the plane is missing because its really hard to find"

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Mar 12th 2014, 14:57:32

Like mrford said, fluff is hard to find in the real world, especially in the god damn oceans, which are god damn huge. You can't even find your god damn remote control in your god damn living room, and you expect a few ships to find a small plane in a massive body of water?

I think Google is responsible for this misconception that searching for things is easy.

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Mar 12th 2014, 18:24:46

Originally posted by galleri:

I dreamt of an airliner disappearing a few days before this one did. Same thing happened to me when the bridge went down in Minnesota. Anyhow ... at the same time this plane disappeared I was watching a documentary on UFO's.
I have decided that A.) the plane was taken by a UFO. or B.) they went into a warmhole and are in another dimension or time (I have read to many Stephen King books or something)
The Air France that took 5 days to find, did have data that was sent in as it was going down that showed it was in "cabin vertical speed"...meaning it was going down.
Maylaysian Flight 370 had no data sent in showing anything.
Though my A. and B. statements are most likely wrong and C. it is sitting on the bottom of the ocean floor.
I am with K.O...where the fluff is my plane I dreamed about!?

YOU FORGOT D (THE CORRECT ANSWER)

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Mar 12th 2014, 19:12:52

Originally posted by mrford:

Originally posted by Boltar:

in todays world.. nothing or no one disappears unless they or someone else wants them too.. quite simple.. too many nosey people and or people with social media to post things.. secrets arent kept anymore either unless theres alot of money being exchanged

false. in 2007 and 2009 flights disappeared and in one case it took 2 YEARS for the wreckage to be found.

people seem to live in this interactive world where they forget how large the real world actually is.

right now they are using 100 ships and aircraft to search a 100 mile radius. a search area with a 100 mile radius is 31,416 SQUARE MILES. the total surface area of the worlds oceans is something like 140 MILLION square miles. if a plane goes down in an area where there arnt prominent shipping lanes or aircraft alleys, then it is extremely hard to find, especially if contact is lost at cruising altitude and the plane has to fall 8 miles before it hits anything.

Most modern civilian aircraft dont beam their exact location and vital systems information to ground controllers constantly, it is just stored on the infamous black box. the technology to do this is around, but most airline companies find it to be nither cost effective or needed. In addition "hacking" a modern aircraft is all but impossible due to the built in redundancies and presence of PILOTS in the fluffpit.

I find it amazing how advanced people think our world is. It is still a VERY big place. Until anything more is known, the plane disappeared. any speculation after that is just reckless.

In the late 90's or early 2000's there is a case where they believe the pilots and crew lost consciousness and crashed due to a slow de-presurisation of the aircraft. they believe it was due to a fault in manufacturing around the door, i think it was a type of airbus?(i dunno i have watched to many aircraft crash investigations in my time, i may be mixing up to stories, but i know there is a case of it happening before.)

Ford you know anything about that?

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Mar 12th 2014, 19:47:38

http://en.wikipedia.org/...Helios_Airways_Flight_522

that was one of the most recent and worst. there is one every few years with small 4-12 passenger aircraft. large airliners dont usually succomb to this fate, but it has happened before. all 121 died in the one that i linked.

the thing about these type of accidents is the plane usually flys on autopilot until it runs out of fuel. there was one in the early 2000s in the US where everyone on the jet passed out and kept flying. when ATCs noticed it didnt make a turn indicated in its flight plan and the pilots were heard mumbeling F-16s were dispatched to "inspect" the aircraft on 3 separate occasions before it finally ran out of fuel and crashed. it flew for 1500 miles off course before running out of fuel. THIS is why if this is what happened in this recent case, finding the aircraft might take a REALLY long time. the 777 had fuel to flr much further than 1500 miles of course on autopilot.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Mar 12th 2014, 20:00:10

Originally posted by SAM_DANGER:

Originally posted by galleri:

YOU FORGOT D (THE CORRECT ANSWER)

D: GALLERI CAUSES CATASTROPHES, EVEN WHILE SLEEPING!

D is not an option to add here sir. I refuse to acknowledge that. I really hate my dreams though.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

mrford

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Mar 12th 2014, 22:22:42

http://www.cnn.com/...lane/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

chinamen think they found it with one of their looky-loo satellites

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Mar 12th 2014, 22:25:12

they might be on a island, like in lost (the tv show).

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Mar 13th 2014, 0:19:42

Originally posted by mrford:

http://www.cnn.com/...lane/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

chinamen think they found it with one of their looky-loo satellites

I seen that, dismissed it in my head, fluffty satellite view from them

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

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Mar 13th 2014, 3:12:59

Originally posted by blid:

why cant it just have disappeared? what's funny is we know it's disappeared, it's the one thing we know, but people still can't accept that apparently.. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

And sometimes it's a big brown fluff.
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Mar 13th 2014, 3:18:16

I thought they were making a new season of lost?

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Mar 13th 2014, 3:27:28

Originally posted by Requiem:

I thought they were making a new season of lost?

Watching the old ones on netflix, we might get a follow up, or spin off!

oh, my.

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Mar 13th 2014, 3:42:36

Seeing how 75% of our planet is water, I think it crash landed in the ocean or a small island, maybe even the bermuda triangle of death.

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Mar 13th 2014, 4:13:15

Edited By: Jayr on Oct 8th 2020, 21:43:01

wasn't me...

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Mar 13th 2014, 10:48:58

http://www.businessinsider.com/...a-flight-in-flames-2014-3

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Mar 13th 2014, 13:08:03

370 was taken by aliens.

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Mar 13th 2014, 13:15:04

Bonus

mrford

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Mar 13th 2014, 19:34:54

http://www.cnn.com/...-370/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

really good article

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Trife

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Mar 13th 2014, 19:52:48

why are pilots able to turn off transponders?

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Mar 13th 2014, 20:11:09

Originally posted by mrford:

http://www.cnn.com/...-370/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

really good article

i like the fact he points out that it was quite possibly numerous failures that caused the plane to crash because with nearly every component on an aircraft there is always a fail safe procedure in place.

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braden

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Mar 13th 2014, 23:13:35

isaac kidd is like one of my favourite americans in history. birch would be one, but kidd would need to at least be top ten

(the majority of them, yes, did fight the nazis or imperialist japanese)

i can't wear double breasted like navy men could, but:
http://en.wikipedia.org/...Isaac_C._Kidd.NH50176.jpg

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Mar 14th 2014, 0:47:46

I thought I saw the missing plane on the way home from work... Turns out it was just a wild fire.

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Mar 14th 2014, 2:36:36

They think it is now at the bottom of the Indian Ocean
http://www.cnn.com/...lane/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

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Mar 14th 2014, 2:46:34

Originally posted by davidoss:

Originally posted by blid:

why cant it just have disappeared? what's funny is we know it's disappeared, it's the one thing we know, but people still can't accept that apparently.. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

And sometimes it's a big brown fluff.
- George Carlin

I read it using George's voice ROFLMAO

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Mar 14th 2014, 6:33:39

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Mar 14th 2014, 15:37:22

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Seeing how 75% of our planet is water, I think it crash landed in the ocean or a small island, maybe even the bermuda triangle of death.

ummmm, Bermuda is halfway around the world, dude. You American?

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

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Mar 14th 2014, 16:39:05

Syko is actually dumber than you are cerberus, you 2 would get along really well.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Mar 14th 2014, 18:20:23

i still want to know why transponders are able to be switched off?

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Mar 14th 2014, 18:45:26

Originally posted by Cerberus:

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Seeing how 75% of our planet is water, I think it crash landed in the ocean or a small island, maybe even the bermuda triangle of death.

ummmm, Bermuda is halfway around the world, dude. You American?

I moved the burmunda triangle to a new spot. :P

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

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Mar 14th 2014, 19:22:08

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Mar 14th 2014, 20:48:56

/me agrees with trife about the transponders.

777's should not be able to dissappear. I am flying on one to Europe in a 6 weeks.

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Mar 14th 2014, 21:19:22

Today's news updates on flight 370 are pointing towards an elaborate hijacking :-/

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Mar 14th 2014, 21:56:53

Conspiracy theorists are having a great time with this

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Mar 15th 2014, 1:15:50

Originally posted by Trife:

i still want to know why transponders are able to be switched off?

AS I UNDERSTAND IT (DISCLAIMER, THIS IS AT LEAST SECOND HAND), THE PILOTS ARE ABLE TO TURN TRANSPONDERS OFF TO PROVIDE THEM WITH A WAY TO SIGNAL THAT THEY ARE UNDER DURESS BY TURNING OFF AND BACK ON, CAUSING A BLIP.. IN MODERN AIRCRAFT THEY CAN ACTUALLY CHANGE THE CODE BEING SENT TO ACCOMPLISH THE SAME BUT I GUESS ON OLDER PLANES THEY DON'T HAVE THAT OPTION SO THE OFF/ON REMAINS..

..SO I'M TOLD
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Mar 15th 2014, 1:28:34

I think it flew too uranus!

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Mar 15th 2014, 1:45:39

Originally posted by Dannymat:

Conspiracy theorists are having a great time with this

here is one for ya!
http://www.naturalnews.com/...ers_alive_air_piracy.html

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

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Mar 15th 2014, 1:52:08

and this is from usatoday
http://www.9news.com/...-airlines-search/6409061/

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

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Mar 15th 2014, 1:53:38

Originally posted by Dannymat:

Schizophrenics are having a great time with this

Originally posted by Mr. Titanium:

Watch your mouth boy, I have never been accused of cheating on any server nor deleted before you just did right there.

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Mar 15th 2014, 4:36:42

Originally posted by blid:

Originally posted by Dannymat:

Schizophrenics are having a great time with this

Yes I'm IS! :)

Do as I say, not as I do.

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Mar 15th 2014, 4:42:42

http://www.kktv.com/...s-Hijacked-250430441.html

"A Malaysian official says investigators have concluded a missing jet was hijacked and steered off-course.

The jet disappeared last Friday on a flight from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia to Beijing, China. There were 239 passengers and crew on board.

Two communications systems on board the Boeing 777 failed, one after the other, as the plane was flying at 35,000 feet.

Satellites picked up signals from the plane for four hours after it disappeared. Those signals suggest the plane was flying west toward the Indian Ocean, away from its destination, although it's possible the plane could have been on the ground for some of that time.

A Malaysian government official says only a skilled person could navigate the plane the way it was flown after its last confirmed location over the South China Sea.

Despite a widespread search, there's still no sign of the missing plane."

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

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Mar 15th 2014, 4:45:46

Andaman or Nicobar

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

mrford

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Mar 15th 2014, 5:17:40

now china will invade malaysia to protect its citizens

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Mar 15th 2014, 10:40:56

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/...m-plane-was-hijacked.html

"However, Azharuddin Abdul Rahman, who is leadingthe investigation denied it.

"It is not conclusive. I'm heading the investigation and nobody is saying that. It's not true. We are looking at the possibility, we're looking at all possibilities. We're doing every profile of the passengers and crew but there is no firm evidence or leads so far," he told the Telegraph."

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Mar 15th 2014, 13:27:17

worst case scenario the terrorists/hijackers would use the passengers as human shields (mostly Chinese) to a something more diabolical plan that would potentially trigger world war 3 :P

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Mar 15th 2014, 13:35:30

If anyone's interested in some more technical speculations, http://www.airliners.net is a large community of airplane enthusiasts which includes lots of real experts from the industry. You can't post on their forum without paying, and they've written so much by now that it would take some time to wade through. But that's the place if you want speculation from people with real detailed knowledge about airplanes.

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