Originally
posted by
Schilling:
he was doing some Lamaze breathing and he was sweating buckets. He had this super horrified look on his face.
Gotta watch out for them peppers. :P
lmao @ this!
Originally
posted by
Getafix:
Try scratching the peopers, then cutting your balls.. should at least move the pain
Haha I will definitely keep this in mind the next time
Originally
posted by
BladeEWG:
You are something else Vic LOL
:p here for your viewing pleasure
Originally
posted by
Requiem:
I haven't scratched my balls after handling peppers however one time I did go to take out my contacts after cutting some hot peppers.... BAD IDEA. Even after I washed my hands with soap and water it still hurt.
I could only imagine how bad it'd hurt your man sack. Poor vic.
it was really bad, req! actually, I was told that saliva has a good salinity for contacts when there's no rewetting drops available, so I once made the mistake of putting my dried up contact on my tongue (yes weird, but it normally works brilliantly) and it wasn't until after I put it back in my eye that I remembered eating all those jalapenos. horrible
Originally
posted by
mrford:
yeah, i attempted to remove my contacts after picking peppers from my garden a couple years ago.
sack up fluff.
lol i bet you also scratched your ass and gave yourself pink eye. (ok i've done that too)
Originally
posted by
HavocMD:
Too late, but in the future, vinegar is the key.
With something like ghost peppers of those exotic things even hotter, it's super-key you wash your hands in vinegar. Not only for the bathroom thing, but even hours after if you take out your contacts later that night it's like getting maced. Great too for when you get it under your fingernails and this fluff keeps burning for weeks :)
this is very good to know thank you havoc! i literally would have dipped my balls into a bowl of vinegar. thank God i'm married or that would be a tough smell to explain to a date. "well, yes, I did actually dip my testicles in a bucket of vinegar" ... *slap* ... "hey, wait!"
Originally
posted by
KoHeartsGPA:
You haven't experienced burning til you rubbed your eyes after chopping habanero peppers...
Man up dawg!
:P
YOU DON'T KNOW ME SON!
Originally
posted by
Cerberus:
LOL I did this to myself a long time ago too. I was wondering if it would fall off afterwards, it didn't. Take a long, long shower and use lots and lots of soap. LOL
cerb the shower is what saved me in the end! fortunately they weren't ghost peppers or I think it would have taken more than that!
Originally
posted by
Boltar:
never done any of that.. but when i was younger my dad told me about the time he got jiggers on his fluff cause he was taking a piss in the woods.. he went to work the next day scratching like he had crabs.. he then scratched real good.. and sprayed carburetor cleaner on his junk.. told me he was jumping up and down for 10 minutes hoping the pain and burning would end
LMAO so I have no idea what jiggers are (little crawlers?)?? but the fact that your dad remedied it with fluffing carburetor cleaner on his junk has got to be the single manliest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Originally
posted by
braden:
jigger is a unit for measuring alcohol for mixed drinks, is it not?
lol as if you even measure your drinks :p
Originally
posted by
Trife:
all i know is that we've got a bunch of fluffing racists in this fluffing thread
take your racial slurs elsewhere
ya seriously, not cool guys, not cool
11). LCN
Originally
posted by
Suicidal:
When you are dumb, you better be tough.
hahah well i'm definitely dumb and unfortunately i'm a fairly big wimp when it comes to burning balls. :p
Originally
posted by
Pang:
the more important takeaway is that no one should ever eat food made by Vic because he touches his balls while preparing it.
AFTER preparing it Pang! I only touch my groin crevice while preparing food duh
Originally
posted by
elvesrus:
Originally
posted by
Pang:
the more important takeaway is that no one should ever eat food made by Vic because he touches his balls while preparing it.
How else do you get 'special sauce'?
this is absolutely NOT how special sauce is made, in fact I am certain there are at least 3 more ingredients
Originally
posted by
elvesrus:
Originally
posted by
mrford:
never heard of jiggers, but chiggers on the other hand. shudders.
Worst I got em was ankle to knee. No pain, but damn that fluff itched like it would never end.
also to vic: grab some icyhot, might help ;)
hahah that would be an unbelievable interrogation method. hot pepper juice into cut balls followed by icyhot. *NOW TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW!*
Originally
posted by
Riddler:
Originally
posted by
mrford:
if you are messing with ghost chilis or anyting hotter you need to be wearing gloves anyways. i have seen people using respirators when cooking them. being stupid isnt the same thing as being manly.
I had never heard of ghost peppers until a couple years ago a guy had some at the break room table sliced up, I thought I was manly and grabbed a whole one and popped it in my mouth, his eyes got the size of dinner plates, it had the sweetest taste for a pepper I had ever tasted.....for about 15 seconds, for 2 days my mouth was on fire no matter the milk or bread I consumed and that 2nd day the other end was on fire as well
HAHHAH you poor poor man!!! can you even taste anything anymore!?!
Originally
posted by
Akula:
lol Vic :)
hey akula :p
Originally
posted by
bigdogcwg:
so lesson learned: wear gloves. either while cutting hot peppers or when scratching you balls.
problem solved.
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Originally
posted by
Trife:
insanity wolf twist:
rub hot peppers all over your wanger and proceed to punish your gf/wife/random craigslist connection
first one to tap out loses!
*looks around innocently as if wife were not random craigslist connection and the hot peppers on the wang into punishment game was first brought to my attention in this post*
Originally
posted by
Raging Budda:
Never had that problem, though I have had rubbed my eyes a couple min after cutting up raw jalapenos. Couldn't open my eyes for 30 minutues and my eye sockets were burning at the same time. That was real dumb.
youch that does sound very very dumb :p
Originally
posted by
HavocMD:
Originally
posted by
mrford:
if you are messing with ghost chilis or anyting hotter you need to be wearing gloves anyways. i have seen people using respirators when cooking them. being stupid isnt the same thing as being manly.
lol, if you need a respirator to cook with them, you shouldn't be putting them in your food. Handling them with your hands is fine, just makes them a little warm. In fact, I've dried some of mine out when I have a bumper crop and grind them into a powder I put in my shoes when it's stupid cold out. Keeps your feet feeling nice and toasty.
what ingenuity, i'm thoroughly impressed havoc. what's a bumper crop btw??
Originally
posted by
mrford:
impossible! i even cried a little when i got shot. 3 of my 4 man card corners are already cut off. my fate is sealed. my precautions surrounding peppers has doomed me.
would your man card be made by Donruss or Topps or Fleer??