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Mar 9th 2015, 22:49:43

Originally posted by earf:
The guy I beat down last set had a correctly built country. Farmer. Tech level was okay but not great. But he had taken 400 more turns than me and I could 5x tap him so he must have taken an inefficient route to get there. I had no choice but to make him eat my ass.


The more this person talks, the more I like them. Someone has to be trolling.

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Mar 10th 2015, 1:17:15

lol!

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Mar 10th 2015, 1:31:30

Hey don't pick on Kingme, he's our favorite nOOb!

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Mar 10th 2015, 1:44:48

Originally posted by Vic:
Originally posted by earf:
I had no choice but to make him eat my ass.


HAHHAHAHA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4AuGu1Zh_Y


LOL, I guess I can't argue with that logic :o

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Originally posted by earf:
The guy I beat down last set had a correctly built country. Farmer. Tech level was okay but not great. But he had taken 400 more turns than me and I could 5x tap him so he must have taken an inefficient route to get there. I had no choice but to make him eat my ass.
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Vic Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 2:30:51

Originally posted by earf:
what. the. fluff
http://i.imgur.com/ptRjhtV.png

I don't have any idea how to respond to this PM sorry. Maybe someone else shares your interests?




haaaa haaa haaaa haa hahahaha ha

Kingme Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 5:04:14

... I didn't send that.

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Mar 10th 2015, 7:57:04

Originally posted by Kingme:
... I didn't send that.


I believe you brother :-}
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Mar 10th 2015, 13:24:24

Originally posted by Vic:
Originally posted by earf:
what. the. fluff
http://i.imgur.com/ptRjhtV.png

I don't have any idea how to respond to this PM sorry. Maybe someone else shares your interests?




haaaa haaa haaaa haa hahahaha ha



Totally legit

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earf

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Mar 10th 2015, 13:55:14

I guess EE isnt the only place Kingme fails to protect his ass. How embarrassing!

Kingme Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 13:57:39

Originally posted by earf:
I guess EE isnt the only place Kingme fails to protect his ass. How embarrassing!


Hilarious. Except not.

You should have quit while you were ahead. Some might have actually believed your little screenshot.

ebert00 Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 14:02:19

Don't bash kingme. They are one of the nicer people here in express. Go back to bashing me or something lol.

Kingme Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 14:03:15

Originally posted by ebert00:
Don't bash kingme. They are one of the nicer people here in express. Go back to bashing me or something lol.


They? I'm more than one person now too? Now i'm being accused of multis!? ahhhhhhh :P

Kingme Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 14:08:35

Not that I feel like I actually have to prove myself...

But I like the game, as you can see i'm not all that active. I haven't even PM'd anyone this month.
https://i.imgur.com/F4OLbLU.jpg

Sorry earf :(

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Mar 10th 2015, 14:13:36

Clearly edited. Theres white lines all over

Kingme Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 14:18:29

Originally posted by earf:
Clearly edited. Theres white lines all over


At least you can read mine clearly. PNG files suck.

and of course, I can't let you know all my dirty, non-ass vampire, secrets.

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Mar 10th 2015, 15:32:07

I could have said he/she or guessed which you are but they is generic and not necessarily plural.

NukEvil Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 15:35:44

Haven't played a country in years, but I'm tempted to come back just to show these two nobs how it's done.
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

Kingme Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 15:41:03

Originally posted by ebert00:
I could have said he/she or guessed which you are but they is generic and not necessarily plural.


Just giving you trouble. Like 95% (or higher) of earth players, i'm a male.

Kingme Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 15:41:20

Originally posted by NukEvil:
Haven't played a country in years, but I'm tempted to come back just to show these two nobs how it's done.


Show me!

NukEvil Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 15:49:35

Remember The Golden n00b? Remember all my LANFDARM 1 JET PS ONE HIT ONLY PLZ countries (something mrford appears to be copying). And, of course, the times I threw away a good set just to exact justice on some douche.

I'm sure I can come up with something interesting to teach these diatoms a lesson.
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Kingme Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 15:52:46

There are plenty of lessons to be taught.

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Mar 10th 2015, 15:58:18

Oh, the Almighty earf, if I may ask, are u the one who ran bippy #112?
Lol thanks for offering me your ass but I was happier wasting all my missiles and Ab'ing half your God-tier country into parking lots.
How did that feel taking from a much smaller country? :)

Kingme Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 16:02:30

ohhh an interesting development this is.

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Mar 10th 2015, 16:34:09

Originally posted by Relax lah:
Oh, the Almighty earf, if I may ask, are u the one who ran bippy #112?
Lol thanks for offering me your ass but I was happier wasting all my missiles and Ab'ing half your God-tier country into parking lots.
How did that feel taking from a much smaller country? :)

If I was bippy (even though Im obviously not) it would mean I netted with ease into the top 15 despite your efforts. Pretty much the opposite of you. if I am god tier that makes you dog tier

Vic Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 18:02:25

epic thread

Hammer Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 22:01:07

Epic...now you are inviting me to the party! Just kidding...looks like everyone is doing well today.

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Mar 10th 2015, 22:09:42

Lookout everyone!, Wyatt Earf (the keyslinger) has found his way to express server!!
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Mar 10th 2015, 23:24:51

That TI Annichilisco guy is in the primary game this round, Vic. :)

Hey, Ford, he's in Primary too. Using the same name. Will he play the same? The question remains.

I hope he does try to ruthlessly farm somebody early on and find out why that isn't a good idea. :)
I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

mrford Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 23:29:28

This is the only solo server I play. Since I play this game more for the community and not the outdated gameplay, I see no point in the primary or tournament servers.
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Mar 10th 2015, 23:31:48

This guy is something else. LOL Earf, eh? Where'd you pick up that nick? Last time I heard something that sounded like that, my roomate was coming off a three day bender and he was worshipping the porcelain god. LOL

Earf, indeed. HAHAHA

You just try to RoR me one time, slick, I'll rip your country to shreds and make it look easy.
I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

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Mar 10th 2015, 23:35:51

I just finished reading the rest of the posts here. LOL This is Golden. Somebody needs to save a reference to this thread. ROFLMAO

This is priceless stuff.

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

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Mar 11th 2015, 0:00:17

Originally posted by Cerberus:
That TI Annichilisco guy is in the primary game this round, Vic. :)

Hey, Ford, he's in Primary too. Using the same name. Will he play the same? The question remains.

I hope he does try to ruthlessly farm somebody early on and find out why that isn't a good idea. :)


He played primary last set too, and he's same tard
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Mar 11th 2015, 0:59:04

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by mrford:
Ti Annichilisco is the original cucumber. i have killed his country a couple times, and he is too stupid to learn. he even posted about one of our battles here, on the express server, on the tourny forum. it is an impressive level of stupid.


That ^



So you guys like playing with cucumbers..... goes off to imagine the holes where you use them.

mrford Game profile

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Mar 11th 2015, 1:03:08

why the fluff would you be imagining something like that

https://i.imgur.com/CRumsLk.gif
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Mar 11th 2015, 17:16:01

Had to be darkling LOL
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Ti annichilisco Game profile

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Mar 15th 2015, 18:25:52

Mar 8th 2015, 18:52:47

so this is after i very nicely explained to the nub that i dropped from over 5m d to way way less because i was put deep in dr, and explained to him how DR works and suggested he started using eestats or earthgraphs.

his response:

Message from Ti Annichilisco (#79) sent on Mar 08, 18:20
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wow, keep on reaching lessons to players who are way far above you, way to go to succeed.... .


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you rock ti annichilisco. +100

keep in mind even after being suicided, i'll beat him by about 20m nw this set.
lulz.

You know how nice was your message, Vic......Nice to be a liar I guess

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Mar 15th 2015, 18:28:03

Mar 8th 2015, 19:01:21

i have to give you props Ti, at least you are posting on the right forum this time. progress is progress! you cant fix stupid, but you can mitigate it!

maybe ill tell you the name of my real country soon!

It would be about time you stop being a corward and tell the name of your country. Yes, you can't fix your stupidity also

Ti annichilisco Game profile

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Mar 15th 2015, 18:29:22


Originally posted by Ti annichilisco:

mrford, so you're the loser who seems to have a serious problem. If you stop being so coward to hide your country name all the time I can kill you every round. As written in other treads I see you read, players like you are a damage to this game


Holy crap dude!, you're a special kind of stupid!, I think mrford was extremely generous when he named you the original cucumber LOL, seriously you're more like a coconut, hard shell followed by a semi soft layer of tissue with a liquid center!

And who the hell are you ? I migth tell you you're an idiot....free words for free words....

mrford Game profile

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Mar 15th 2015, 18:31:37

someone teach this dumbass to click on the quote button....
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Mar 15th 2015, 18:31:38

Originally posted by Ti annichilisco:
Mar 8th 2015, 19:01:21

i have to give you props Ti, at least you are posting on the right forum this time. progress is progress! you cant fix stupid, but you can mitigate it!

maybe ill tell you the name of my real country soon!

It would be about time you stop being a corward and tell the name of your country. Yes, you can't fix your stupidity also


You are hands down the single dumbest person to ever play this game, Ford told you his country name, we all know what it is, you've posted in threads where he told you his country name, you are beyond tarded!
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Mar 15th 2015, 18:32:42

Mar 9th 2015, 12:56:54

Mr Ti your moral compass humours me! it doesnt really work calling a country lucky because you are incapable of successfully achieving a retal on retal planned strike. the only luck aspect was the fact it was you and not one of the many players who actually know what they are doing. But they dont tend to try farm countries then throw there dummy out the pram when they get retal'd

It cant be a coincidence you always finish middle of the park can it? I dont claim to know the finer details of this game but manage modest finishes just by understanding how people respond to certain actions in this game. you make me chuckle.

Sad for you. The luck is in that I couldn't do more attacks as I had others to do, but it's clearly difficult for you to understand the point. The rest doesn't warrant an answer

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Mar 15th 2015, 18:35:14

another interesting set for you Ti annichilisco? someone retals you and your very unique code in this game means you must respond heavily? I cannot see you lasting long with that approach...... and please take that as advice because looking at your country this set you probably would have actually done ok.

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Mar 15th 2015, 18:36:28

fluff ME, I lost several I.Q points reading Ti's posts.
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

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Ti annichilisco Game profile

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Mar 24th 2015, 15:58:13

Originally posted by mrford:
someone teach this dumbass to click on the quote button....



Coward, tell me the name of your country at the start of the set. I keep the same name having nothing to hide or be ashamed of, you change it every time, coward

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Mar 24th 2015, 16:04:17

Originally posted by wrecking Ball:
another interesting set for you Ti annichilisco? someone retals you and your very unique code in this game means you must respond heavily? I cannot see you lasting long with that approach...... and please take that as advice because looking at your country this set you probably would have actually done ok.


Depends on the retaliation; some I let go. This guy lost 100 acres to me from a landfarm early in the round, kept on spying on me every day several times with no success, then in the end he managed and got like 800 acres and told me "retal". Well, let me get my 700 land back and I'm ready to go into a war for that.

I don't care much how I finish, I do care about how do I get there

Otherwise how's the game fun ?

Ti annichilisco Game profile

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Mar 24th 2015, 16:05:54

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
fluff ME, I lost several I.Q points reading Ti's posts.


How's that possible starting from your very high 0 ?

mrford Game profile

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Mar 24th 2015, 16:21:26

Originally posted by Ti annichilisco:
Originally posted by mrford:
someone teach this dumbass to click on the quote button....



Coward, tell me the name of your country at the start of the set. I keep the same name having nothing to hide or be ashamed of, you change it every time, coward


I have used the same country name for over a year dumbass.

Maybe you should learn to run something other than a pathetic rainbow before you come at me. Or atleast develop some deductive logic. Right now you seem to be as smart as a jar of mayo.
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Mar 24th 2015, 16:36:35

Originally posted by mrford:
Originally posted by Ti annichilisco:
Originally posted by mrford:
someone teach this dumbass to click on the quote button....



Coward, tell me the name of your country at the start of the set. I keep the same name having nothing to hide or be ashamed of, you change it every time, coward


I have used the same country name for over a year dumbass.

Maybe you should learn to run something other than a pathetic rainbow before you come at me. Or atleast develop some deductive logic. Right now you seem to be as smart as a jar of mayo.


Downgraded from cucumber to a jar of mayo so soon?




Originally posted by Ti annichilisco:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
fluff ME, I lost several I.Q points reading Ti's posts.


How's that possible starting from your very high 0 ?


You make stupid look like Einstein!
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF~SKA=-

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g0nz0 Game profile

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Mar 25th 2015, 2:48:17

Sweet Jesus this is the best cat fight I've ever seen! You girls are hiissin and pullin hair and all kinds o sh!t!

landfarm, you have yet to post for T I in plain text that your country name is mrford. Its not fair to assume his translator picks up on fine grammar.

TI is obviously new to the game, and is working his way through the same obstacles we all faced when introduced to the warchat. To him this is one massive hub of anonymous allies and vicious killers. He does not yet realize that many of you have ruined marriages, abandoned children and sat in your own piss while fending off a kill run. Rather than bully you should nurture him. Bring him to your breast and share your knowledge. It will be truly rewarding to watch T I grow from a clueless rainbow to a lean war machine with fully descended testicles.

And just so we're clear, farming you is impossible to resist for a seasoned vet, I cant imagine how many noobs spend all game tapping you.

You sent me all kinds o hate through ingame msg when I used you like the ugly girl at a party. Sent you a box of tissues, but you prob just jaked to some ass vamp porn...you people are sick :(


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Mar 25th 2015, 3:31:17

you are cute

Edited By: mrford on Mar 25th 2015, 3:34:26
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford