believe it or not, boys [and marshal]

braden

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Sep 12th 2015, 2:34:38

but zorp hit his second mass explore before the fifteenth.. i lost a bet to cyref who lost a bet to archaic who himself lost a bet to me.

(there was a lot of hedging, and even more hand holding. a few late night skypes and illicit talk of hand holding.

tellarion

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Sep 12th 2015, 3:09:39

Hand holding is not allowed on Team Server.

braden

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Sep 12th 2015, 3:14:25

ghengis khan: the invader of asia
oppenheimer: the destroyer of worlds.
tella: the ruiner of fun. everywhere.

braden

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Sep 12th 2015, 3:15:03

but in his defense, when it rains i do stand under my, um.. tella?

cyref

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Sep 12th 2015, 3:21:36

Allow me to explain!

I joined the circle only because i heard someone say pot luck, and was waiting for someone to pass the bong.

Weirdos!

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cyref

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Sep 12th 2015, 3:24:04

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/winky1.wav

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braden

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Sep 12th 2015, 3:38:27

youll see what i show you and youll like it.

Zorp

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Sep 12th 2015, 3:48:25

Hey, I'm trying over here. For what it's worth, I've probably only lost about 50 turns thus far.

braden

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Sep 12th 2015, 4:05:04

archaic was invited to leave for far less.

archaic

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Sep 12th 2015, 5:01:20

they bought out my contract for a partial six-pack of coors gold and a box of wheat thins.

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braden

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Sep 12th 2015, 5:32:10

and, of course, a cd of fully completely.

get it right; this isnt tectonic plates and edumacated guesses, son.

braden

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Sep 12th 2015, 5:33:30

i had two coors this evening. coors light, draught. they were mediocre.

mrford

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Sep 12th 2015, 12:50:16

Ban tella

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

mrford

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Sep 12th 2015, 12:52:11

Originally posted by braden:

i had two coors this evening. coors light, draught. they were mediocre.

The only time I drink coor it is coors light, and it was for the May race. The cans really do stay cold longer and that is key in camping on 90 degree days. It also helps that it is like having sex in a canoe because drinking a suitcase a day of craft beer just ain't happening. Too many reindeer games for that fluff.

But I have shifter to miller lite pints for all my tailgating needs because 16 oz is better than 12 oz and I can piss in the resealable pint bottle. Win win.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

ssewellusmc

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Sep 12th 2015, 13:09:02

Originally posted by mrford:

Originally posted by braden:

i had two coors this evening. coors light, draught. they were mediocre.

Ban Ford for drinking coors light. Also, we need to find out if Ford is some kind of cross dressing woman. No realam drinks Coors light.

mrford

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Sep 12th 2015, 13:09:46

You clearly don't tailgate. Or read.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

ssewellusmc

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Sep 12th 2015, 13:11:46

I Tailgate about 8 games a year. I still drink man beer.

mrford

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Sep 12th 2015, 13:14:07

I highly doubt that. I'm not talking about drinking a 6 pack here. And I already stated the reason for why I used to drink coors. It had nothing to do with manliness. It had everything.to do with not liking the taste of piss warm beer.

So you can be overly concerned with your manliness at a sporting event, I'll drink cold beer.

Edited By: mrford on Sep 12th 2015, 13:17:56

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mrford

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Sep 12th 2015, 13:16:10

Not that it matters anyways now because I recently got me one of them Yeti koozies. Those things are baby jesus' work.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

ssewellusmc

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Sep 12th 2015, 13:24:54

Originally posted by mrford:

Hahaha. Do you wear a bikini while consuming the door light? What a pink visor?

mrford

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Sep 12th 2015, 13:26:58

You bring craft beer to a tailgate? You also bring kale smoothies and power bars?

See? I can make fluff up too! But apparently I'm better at typing on my phone than you.

Edited By: mrford on Sep 12th 2015, 13:29:15

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

ssewellusmc

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Sep 12th 2015, 13:37:31

Originally posted by mrford:

You bring craft beer to a tailgate? You also bring kale smoothies and power bars?

See? I can make fluff up too! But apparently I'm better at typing on my phone than you.

I usually bring whatever flavor of Troeg's I am currently into or I bring some of my buddies home/micro brew. My beer usually is in the 7-9% Alcohol range.... so I have to carry less to PSU and Ravens games.

mrford

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Sep 12th 2015, 13:48:08

When I tailgate I play drinking games. You don't play drinking games with 9% beer for 8 hours. Drinking games with good beer is a waste anyways. Tailgating is literally the only place piss beer is acceptable. Stop being a flufftard for once. The moonshine is if you need to get drunk. Beer is for drinking and chasing.

If I want to drink craft beer and watch a game I will stay at home. Tailgating is a social experience.

Edited By: mrford on Sep 12th 2015, 13:50:50

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mrford

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Sep 12th 2015, 13:55:16

This is all a moot point anyways. I literally said the only time I drank coors was when camping for the 600 in 90 degree heat. The cans were designed to stay cold.

Do you drink 20-30 craft beers a day for 3-4 days in heat? No. Stop acting like you are better than me because you drink craft beer. I drink it too, I'm just not a big enough of a hipster to do it when tailgating or camping for a race.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

ssewellusmc

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Sep 12th 2015, 14:04:53

You are right. I drink the good stuff for the first 3-4 hours and then switch to water and hard stuff. No hangover the next day! Also, keep gallon jugs of water in the car so when you finish you can piss in them.

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Sep 12th 2015, 15:15:37

didn't your parents teach you as kids to just piss on the tires :P

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tellarion

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Sep 12th 2015, 15:29:51

Originally posted by mrford:

Agreed. Cheap beer is fine if you're getting hammered and playing drinking games. Japan, thankfully, has lots of decent lagers/pilsners that are super cheap. Beats coors/bud/miller any day :)

ssewellusmc

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Sep 12th 2015, 15:33:00

Originally posted by drkprinc:

didn't your parents teach you as kids to just piss on the tires :P

If 100k people are tailgating do you think pissing anywhere you want is appropriate?

ssewellusmc

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Sep 12th 2015, 15:39:44

Also... this

http://memecrunch.com/...A6P/coors-light/image.jpg

drkprinc

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Sep 12th 2015, 17:22:16

if everyone is busy drinking and being buddy buddy who's gonna notice you pissing on someone else tire ;)

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mrford

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Sep 12th 2015, 17:28:17

If you piss on my tire I am going to fluff in your front seat.

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archaic

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Sep 12th 2015, 18:01:41

Coors light is swill, but original coors is fairly decent. Fortunately for me, living in texas I can drink shiner bock at tailgates and not look funny.

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ssewellusmc

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Sep 12th 2015, 18:01:46

Originally posted by drkprinc:

if everyone is busy drinking and being buddy buddy who's gonna notice you pissing on someone else tire ;)

You mean who is going to notice the smell of 100k people pissing on the ground? 100k people

ssewellusmc

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Sep 12th 2015, 18:04:17

Originally posted by archaic:

Coors light is swill, but original coors is fairly decent. Fortunately for me, living in texas I can drink shiner bock at tailgates and not look funny.

Shiner Bock 4.4% ABV, Coors Light 4.2%ABV.. either one should be served with a side of tampons.

ssewellusmc

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Sep 12th 2015, 18:06:00

Originally posted by mrford:

If you piss on my tire I am going to fluff in your front seat.

+1

White trash pisses on their tire....

Colo

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Sep 12th 2015, 22:23:21

Why is everyone hating on the silver bullet? CoorsTBE .

archaic

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Sep 12th 2015, 23:48:40

Originally posted by ssewellusmc:

Originally posted by archaic:

Coors light is swill, but original coors is fairly decent. Fortunately for me, living in texas I can drink shiner bock at tailgates and not look funny.

Shiner Bock 4.4% ABV, Coors Light 4.2%ABV.. either one should be served with a side of tampons.

People that think alcohol content = beer quality . . .

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ssewellusmc

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Sep 13th 2015, 0:12:02

Originally posted by archaic:

Originally posted by ssewellusmc:

Originally posted by archaic:

Coors light is swill, but original coors is fairly decent. Fortunately for me, living in texas I can drink shiner bock at tailgates and not look funny.

Shiner Bock 4.4% ABV, Coors Light 4.2%ABV.. either one should be served with a side of tampons.

People that think alcohol content = beer quality . . .

I have most certainly had it on more than one occasion certainly a better taste than coors light, but hardly a good beer.

SAM_DANGER

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Sep 13th 2015, 0:31:30

I have recently developed an appreciation for Coors Light. When its 110 degrees and I'm working in the yard/garden, my beloved Sam Adams just doesn't refresh me like it used to. Sometimes a weaker beer is just more enjoyable.

Flame away.

ZDH

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Sep 17th 2015, 21:52:19

I love Bud Light.
I like Miller Light.
I hate Coors Light.

I love XX douchekies hehe.
I like Corona (with a lime or lemon lime salt)
Samuel Adams tastes like dog fluff...

-BigZ

Colo

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Sep 17th 2015, 23:50:42

Mexican piss water is ranked higher than samuel adams? fluffing nut jobs over here.