Dec 22nd 2016, 1:20:05
You say bad at warring, I prefer to think of it as strategerie.
I'll let you in on some war room secrets. We've all been playing these games for to long. Developed the same couple strategies that everyone runs it's gotten to the point where it's predictable.. boring. We're trying a new one dubbed Teh Cosby. I can't count so I won't give you phase numbers, but broad overview we lull the enemy into a false since of security with the appearance of incompetence and just general foolery. You laugh, mock, and feel good about the idea that we're harmless to the point where you get so parched you need to relieve your thirst. You find your glass of whatever you like.. Soviet I'll go ahead and assume that you like a nice strawberry daiquiri like most fine women do. THEN BOOM!! You wake up in the morning with no pants, butt hurting a little bit (more in your case), a fuzzy memory from the night before, and a healthy distrust of pudding for the rest of your life.
Hear me now.. This one is a keeper and will become a new cornerstone in this game sometime within the next 2-87ish sets.