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Buch

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Sep 22nd 2017, 15:23:33

You wooden shoe wearing fuk.

You know that there was only ever one bad Dutchmen. That's the one who plugged the hole in that dyke with his finger to save the rest of you.

Marshal

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Sep 22nd 2017, 15:33:51

not flying dutchman?

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beerdrinker75

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Sep 22nd 2017, 16:38:00

Pretty sure gerdy isn't Dutch. But all those small countries confuse me. So i guess i could be wrong.

Just shut up and have another beer

commandos

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Sep 22nd 2017, 18:09:02

Id agree if you called him a diva...but a wooden shoe wearing fluff lol your geography needs some work. I guess your too ignorant to care tho.

Dissident

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Sep 22nd 2017, 18:23:03

*you're

Buch

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Sep 22nd 2017, 18:29:04

Thought he was from Denmark or the Netherlands or what ever. Don't matter all them places are wooden shoe wearing fluffs to me.

galleri

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Sep 22nd 2017, 19:08:33

At least Buch confirmed my theory, no clue where anything is located geography wise.

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Marshal

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Sep 22nd 2017, 19:22:31

Gallery is yankees....... lander.

Mr Gainsboro

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Sep 22nd 2017, 20:26:57

Originally posted by Buch:

You wooden shoe wearing fuk.

You know that there was only ever one bad Dutchmen. That's the one who plugged the hole in that dyke with his finger to save the rest of you.

Wrong Country retard

Don of LaF

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Sep 22nd 2017, 21:32:53

Had a great day away from all of EE and then come back to read this. Never been called a dutchman before. I'll take it, the Netherlands and it's people are mostly all good in my book. :)

I don't know what you'd have against them. They export so much beer to the rest of us and their ladies are amazing and they know what they want. Also their ovens are famous. :P

elvesrus

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Sep 22nd 2017, 21:42:48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

Dissident

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Sep 22nd 2017, 21:47:50

Yes... dutch ovens are awesome.

sinistril

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Sep 22nd 2017, 22:53:19

Originally posted by elvesrus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M

Beat me to it.

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Makinso

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Sep 22nd 2017, 23:19:06

ROFLMAO Buch did you mess that up.

I believe I might be the only dutch guy left play this guy.......
And since you're trying to offend us dutchies here up yours mate.

elvesrus

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Sep 22nd 2017, 23:24:33

Would be great if you could tone it down a bit. I really don't like banning people.

Edited By: Primeval on Sep 23rd 2017, 1:45:34. Reason: Removed the offensive content

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

iScode

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Sep 22nd 2017, 23:29:00

Originally posted by elvesrus:

Would be great if you could tone it down a bit. I really don't like banning people.

pfffft there is nothing wrong that post??? Where all adults here :P

Edited By: Primeval on Sep 23rd 2017, 1:46:40. Reason: Removed the offensive content

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galleri

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Sep 23rd 2017, 0:09:33

*we're

Refer to the part that says:
-Be respectful at all times.
http://earthempires.com/...-conduct-332?t=1494151217

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

iScode

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Sep 23rd 2017, 0:23:37

Originally posted by galleri:

*we're

Refer to the part that says:
-Be respectful at all times.
http://earthempires.com/...-conduct-332?t=1494151217

So threatening physical violence against someone is being respectful? Why do you pick and choose who you enforce the rules on publicly? I am happy to follow the rules if they are enforced on all...

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SPARTACUS

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Sep 23rd 2017, 0:23:56

Originally posted by galleri:

*we're
Refer to the part that says:
-Be respectful at all times.
http://earthempires.com/...-conduct-332?t=1494151217

fluff everyone is gonna be banned

iScode

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Sep 23rd 2017, 0:42:13

Originally posted by galleri:

*we're

Refer to the part that says:
-Be respectful at all times.
http://earthempires.com/...-conduct-332?t=1494151217

Also Ironic that you didnt give the same advice to your buddy Buch when he created this very thread to be disrespectful. I dont start this

Edited By: Primeval on Sep 23rd 2017, 1:49:09. Reason: Overly offensive content

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galleri

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Sep 23rd 2017, 0:48:45

1. I closed the other thread. (with the threats)
2. If I am picking and choosing...then I wouldn't have asked that the purple threads directed towards laf remain to one.
3. How do you know if Buch is banned or not or was today?
4. Buch was notified in irc earlier, I don't have you in a room in irc, and trust me he has called me and elves nazi mods.

Did I miss anything?

This last part isn't directed at you in general scode.

Both sides literally cut it out. Everyone is being beyond ridiculous tbh. As someone else said these forums, this sort of stuff makes it where people don't want to stay and play. It is embarrassing.

Edited By: galleri on Sep 23rd 2017, 1:04:46. Reason: I cannot speak english

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

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Buch

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Sep 23rd 2017, 0:50:35

Im not disrespectful. I was wrong of where he lived so no disrespect. You sheep fluffing kiwi. I bet you go through lots of Velcro gloves and roller skates every year don't ya bud?

iScode

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Sep 23rd 2017, 0:53:41

Well you have to admit that because you do that behind closed doors it does not look transparent, it looks like they can say what the like without any repercussions yet the enemies of your friends are publicly warned.

Maybe in future for transparency ether warn everyone privately or publicly. You do have the option of sending a PM on these forums.

As I said, I always react, I never initiate, if you had notified Buch publicly here or closed the thread and warned him privately, I would not of been able to react in the same manor.

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iScode

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Sep 23rd 2017, 0:56:25

on a side note, thank you for clarifying though, it is appreciated.

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iScode

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Sep 23rd 2017, 0:57:00

Originally posted by Buch:

Im not disrespectful. I was wrong of where he lived so no disrespect. You sheep fluffing kiwi. I bet you go through lots of Velcro gloves and roller skates every year don't ya bud?

I dont need gloves or skates, my sheep love me and want to fluff...

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ddd

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Sep 23rd 2017, 1:22:12

ya ban buch and iscode good plan ban all of elders i b tired of reading their bs

elvesrus

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Sep 23rd 2017, 1:26:29

sorry, it wont let me ban myself

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

galleri

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Sep 23rd 2017, 1:30:13

Chuck Norris could ban you!

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Buch

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Sep 23rd 2017, 1:32:22

I cannot be banned. I am to awesome to be banned.

Dissident

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Sep 23rd 2017, 2:15:08

*too awesome.

come on guys...

galli should start banning for misspelling too.

LightBringer

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Sep 23rd 2017, 3:09:27

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH GOD. This made my day. You thought Danish people were Dutch. AHAHAHAHA I'm dying. You made a whole thread any everything. YOU THOUGHT DENMARK WAS THE NETHERLANDS. AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. This is amazing. So beautiful. We can all go home now. Best fail of the year. Can't be topped.

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Sep 23rd 2017, 3:16:22

Originally posted by LightBringer:

😂🤣🤣

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sinistril

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Sep 23rd 2017, 4:25:55

So a transgender girl, a Danish astronomer, and an Elk go to a dinner party... after a few hours of drinking they all look very uncomfortable. The waiter asks what's wrong. The transgender girl says she needs to pee but isn't sure what washroom to use. The waiter points her to the girl's washroom upstairs. The Elk says he also needs to use the washroom. The waiter points him to the elk's washroom downstairs. The Danish astronomer says he thinks it would be rude to get up to use the washroom while people are eating. The astronomer's bladder bursts and the Elk falls down the stairs. The transgender girl comes back from the washroom and is very confused.

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Link

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Sep 23rd 2017, 4:29:54

bahahahaa

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Buch

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Sep 23rd 2017, 5:11:00

Originally posted by LightBringer:

Pfft who gives a fluff what you are everyone across the pond is the same to me. Most of your countries aren't even the size of a state.

You fail for being a hippie fluff

Ivan

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Sep 23rd 2017, 5:35:44

How would you know the size of our countries? You dont even know their names!

DerrickICN

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Sep 23rd 2017, 5:45:11

Isn't a danish a donut?

Sorry. I wanted to see if I could join the ignorance contest.

Funny story. When I lived in Nashville there was this diner walking distance from my crib. Coffee was 65 cents and biscuits and gravy was $3.50. They had some decent sammiches too. I spent a good amount of time there. Would get breakfast at least twice a week. Certainly couldn't beat the prices. This real cute girl used to waitress there and the rest were older gals that sounded very very country. I kinda got to chatting with the cute one. She was dense for sure but she had a nice smile. Went good with a cup of coffee in the morning or whatever.

One day one of the older gals walks up to me and just says in the thickest drawl ever "BAAHAAHAHAHAH, Joo kno that giirrrl who always serving ya? She didn't even know Idaho was a state. She just thought it was a tater!"

Edited By: DerrickICN on Sep 23rd 2017, 6:05:20
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Gerdler

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Sep 23rd 2017, 11:42:00

Originally posted by Buch:

Pfft who gives a fluff what you are everyone across the pond is the same to me. Most of your countries aren't even the size of a state.

The Kingdom of Denmark includes Denmark, Greenland and The Faroe Islands. Together they are just larger than Texas, California, Montana, New Mexico and Arizona put together. :)
Sweden is a little larger than California.

The Netherlands is about the size of Times Square though. :P (actually pretty equal to Kentucky)

Here's something for you: https://www.seterra.com/

LightBringer

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Sep 23rd 2017, 11:49:18

Originally posted by Buch:

Pfft who gives a fluff what you are everyone across the pond is the same to me. Most of your countries aren't even the size of a state.

You fail for being a hippie fluff

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. The state I live in is bigger then ANY of the states in the US. All your states are puny.

Fail AGAIN! You're the gift that keeps on giving.

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Buch

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Sep 23rd 2017, 12:43:34

Ya I bet it's a fluff hole.

Suicidal

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Sep 23rd 2017, 16:37:40

[quote poster=LightBringer; 43845; 828338]

Originally posted by Buch:

Pfft who gives a fluff what you are everyone across the pond is the same to me. Most of your countries aren't even the size of a state.

You fail for being a hippie fluff

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. The state I live in is bigger then ANY of the states in the US. All your states are puny

Yeah, but my small State of West Virginia has enough military to kick your states ass, and we are one of 50 states that could do the same :P

Dissident

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Sep 23rd 2017, 18:28:34

Ok but im from canadria... so i got all you non russians beat.

Marshal

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Sep 23rd 2017, 19:15:25

and you still barely beat china.

Link

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Sep 24th 2017, 0:04:52

All that land and no one on it lol

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commandos

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Sep 24th 2017, 0:31:41

That escalated quickly.

Havoc

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Sep 24th 2017, 2:21:12

Originally posted by Makinso:

ROFLMAO Buch did you mess that up.

I believe I might be the only dutch guy left play this guy.......
And since you're trying to offend us dutchies here up yours mate.

Omega has one!

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Sep 24th 2017, 2:26:21

If yu aint amurikan then yur a commie!

Ivan

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Sep 24th 2017, 14:52:28

yeah cause america is the only country in the world who has freedom nero......

long live ignorant republicans

Soviet

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Sep 24th 2017, 15:20:32

You really are free when an unelected government body (EU) tells you what you can and cannot do.

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