Tonight's Random RL Earth Quote - Earth Empires Forum

galleri

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Nov 14th 2010, 7:57:06

So when I bartend on Saturday nights, I have this fluffin icecream machine to break down. I hate the machine and it hates me. Well I had to have my manager come undo some screws that the day bartender put on too tight. While talking to me he says "I used to have to battle this thing all the time"......I looked at him and in my deepest voice I said "BOLTAR WANTS BATTLE".
LMAO

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Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

LittleItaly

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Nov 14th 2010, 8:05:42

and then he fired you

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galleri

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Nov 14th 2010, 8:18:34

No. He pretty much died laughing

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Slagpit

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Nov 14th 2010, 8:21:20

ew galleri

digi

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Nov 14th 2010, 8:58:48

someone needs help :P

swampy

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Nov 14th 2010, 8:59:47

LMAO

paladin

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Nov 14th 2010, 9:24:18

My foreman already thinks I'm batfluff crazy. I don't need to add any fuel to that fire.

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Akula

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Nov 14th 2010, 13:19:16

lols galleri :D

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Makinso

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Nov 14th 2010, 15:05:19

LoL

mrford

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Nov 14th 2010, 17:15:12

WTF kind of bar serves ice cream?

I mean really

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Marshal

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Nov 14th 2010, 17:55:18

why wouldn't it sell?

Gally: you need vacation.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

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mrford

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Nov 14th 2010, 17:57:18

U go to a bar for beer and wings

How many times have you been drinking booze, and thought: hey, a dairy product would be really good right now!

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

braden

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Nov 14th 2010, 18:14:54

i miss boltar, he was good people

galleri

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Nov 14th 2010, 18:27:08

It's called a restaurant .....Red Robin, if you live in the US then you know it's a popular one. But the majority of drinks made there is Shakes. And yes the bartender has to make the Shakes.
And yeah my managers already think I am off the coo coo's nest.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

mrford

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Nov 14th 2010, 18:30:05

I wasn't aware red robin had a bar! Never been. Might have to try it out.

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Marshal

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Nov 14th 2010, 18:40:31

Gally flying over cuckoo's nest. :P

Speaker

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Nov 15th 2010, 0:45:54

Ha you work at the dirty bird Galleri? We had BER on Thursday-Friday and for once I didn't have to work it.

BobbyATA

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Nov 15th 2010, 2:02:06

Red Robin is delicious!

galleri

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Nov 15th 2010, 4:29:44

LOL Speaker..... we are the only one in the state that has yet to have a BER.....we think they forgot us...and we are only an hour from the Corporate Office.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Erian

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Nov 15th 2010, 4:36:56

Red Robin is nice. Especially the shakes, they are absolutely kickass! And they will make you fat in no time if you have them too often ;) I always have at least one when I'm in the US tho.

Marshal

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Nov 15th 2010, 19:53:45

they know Gallery works there so that's why.

martian

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Nov 23rd 2010, 16:41:34

what ever happened to boltar..

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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( ._.) -----)-->
(_(' )(' )

RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

Ravi

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Nov 23rd 2010, 16:42:35

he choked on a ham sammich

Patience

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Nov 23rd 2010, 19:55:23

No, silly... that was Mama Cass!

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

Marshal

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Nov 23rd 2010, 19:57:00

pattycakes means cass elliott?

martian

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Nov 23rd 2010, 20:05:23

boltar went gem one too many times?

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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( ._.) -----)-->
(_(' )(' )

RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

iXenomorph

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Nov 24th 2010, 19:27:39

Galleri works at a bar? That's...oh...oh that's sexy.

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Sifos

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Nov 24th 2010, 19:58:12

I'm to tired for such a long post, can someone please point out the funny part to me?

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Nov 24th 2010, 20:03:51

galleri doesn't work at Hooters?

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Speaker

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Nov 25th 2010, 2:48:05

So since this thread lives.. I went into work on Friday, <20 minutes late as usual, no name tag or annoying badges, barely shaven (I was doing no-shave November and had only decided that morning I couldn't take it anymore), and an hour after waking and baking. Thinking BER was already over, I was quite surprised walking in the door to see both the owners, the GM, the KM, and some RRI Corporate guy greeting me at the hostess stand. *Shrug* It was awful, the BER guy watched me work for like 20 minutes (it felt like hours). Luckily I got a good string of customers so I looked like a baller. I'm so glad I shaved though, good god am I glad.

Junky

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Nov 25th 2010, 2:54:51

lmao... I live to make my bosses bosses boss's day horrible.. his attention span is measured in nano seconds so I can ruin his train of thought by asking a random question.. after that, his day is shot.

I Maybe Crazy... But atleast I'm crazy.