I stopped for breakfast at a country diner and asked, a very cute waitress, for the Shepherd breakfast. She asked, "what is that" and I replied, "A cup of coffee and a piece of ewe".
She slapped me and stormed off. I was asked to leave.

/facepalm

maybe if she finished school she would have understood ??? :P

lol

Now we know why ewe smell so bad after date night Sui.....

I’m either too young or gay to have gotten that joke without reading it 17 times. Y’all perverted old men lol it’s like a truck stop around this boys club lol ok I’ll keep my little twink axx out of this one.

I’m actually working a side job at a biker bar tomorrow night. $300 to sit in a police car and babysit bikes after a biker “club” funeral. 12 inches of snow on the ground. Anywayyyyyyy

hey I spent time in WV berkeley springs and dem waitress's could talk the talk.

yeah Doug we worked long and hard to get this way. this hippi of 74 is still a kid. drops keys in front of sui and then humps him and drooools............./me walks away

Omg you are baaaaaad

Ya gota watch Bru he is the guy that sits the dirty plates on the back of the table to the waitress in the tight top has to reach across to get them.

☝️

lol

farmer you should know. I thought all of us country boys learned that by second grade.....a.k.a. graduation year

That's me as well....wait ......yeah fluff it.

Decided not to post that lol