On this war dec I give you a 2/10 Nero. You suck at this, and I fart in your general direction!

Well that would explain why you're still here

*drops mic and goes back to corner*

And miss out on all of this good old fashioned earth drama? Whaaaaaaat?

Oh that's where you're wrong babe, I'm always with you in your heart.

I'll throw a +1 on that

[15:27] <Soviet> I try and hate him, but I'll be darned if that Chevelle on the forums isn't the smartest guy I know
[15:27] <Soviet> sexy too, I hope he picks up that I like him from the way I treat him
[15:30] <Sovietsfriendwhoidontknow> bro just tell him how you feel. People respond to honesty.
[15:33] <Soviet> but I'm scared to put myself out there, what if he rejects me? :(
[15:33] <Sovietsfriendwhoidontknow> that's the risk we take, to be happy and make a change you gotta be willing to do some things you've never done before
[15:34] <Soviet> but I'm still scared...
[15:34] <Sovietsfriendwhoidontknow> look if he has any standards he'll see what a great person you are and he'll be all over that
[15:34] <Soviet> I suppose you might be right, I'll talk to him tomorrow!
[15:37] <Sovietsfriendwhoidontknow> that's the spirit! Let me know how it goes, and remember just be honest
[15:37] <Soviet> you're the be friend a filthy communist could ask for :D

Not impressed.. I can do it too

Oh btw hit me up in PM and we can discuss where our date is gonna be.. I hear you like me ;)

Exactly.. It's not the size of the count. It's how you use it.

That's high praise.. In all of you 881 posts that's the nicest thing you've said about me. Congrats

/me offers Soviet a brownie.. and a daiquiri

OHHHH SNAP!!!! To quote whatshisface from earlier!

You say bad at warring, I prefer to think of it as strategerie.

I'll let you in on some war room secrets. We've all been playing these games for to long. Developed the same couple strategies that everyone runs it's gotten to the point where it's predictable.. boring. We're trying a new one dubbed Teh Cosby. I can't count so I won't give you phase numbers, but broad overview we lull the enemy into a false since of security with the appearance of incompetence and just general foolery. You laugh, mock, and feel good about the idea that we're harmless to the point where you get so parched you need to relieve your thirst. You find your glass of whatever you like.. Soviet I'll go ahead and assume that you like a nice strawberry daiquiri like most fine women do. THEN BOOM!! You wake up in the morning with no pants, butt hurting a little bit (more in your case), a fuzzy memory from the night before, and a healthy distrust of pudding for the rest of your life.

Hear me now.. This one is a keeper and will become a new cornerstone in this game sometime within the next 2-87ish sets.

hmm I must've been away to long and forgot your kids fancy lingo lol.. I am running with stones, and last i checked my country was tagged.. and how dare you?! I haven't suicide yet! I still have to sow the ponies on the vest before I commit to that :D

I hate to impose on this lovely conversation, but if there's gonna be any more saltiness over this talk of FS and supposed untags may I ask that you guys hold my glass while you do so I can collect your delicious tears? It makes the brownies so much better when we add those in. I promise I'll share!

We're the bad guys?!

/me goes off to make an evil lair