Oooo. A declaration of killing to finally go with the declaration of war a week ago. How fun.

Be sure to declare walling when that starts too.

Chyyyyynaa

Whats hattnin' Riddler? Long time.

Why don't you just start your own tag? Your 17 countries will be among the largest clans.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah.

I am a banana

Haha. Y'all finally gave my fluffpost some love.

Thx <3

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That's good to hear. Been a good run. Seems like any time he ever got to the top like clockwork his number was called. Haha. Such is this game i guess. Thats my main point.

Yeah, back when the game still had players you'd have never expected to be able to net into the billions without enough defense to cover your tail.

....sort of ironic that the community points out that the game is dying while simultaneously getting mad for stuff that would happen if the server were populated.

When this game was good. And i mean full af with thousands of people, most clans had at least one suicider to deal with daily.

And i do feel for you en4. It probably sucks to build something up that long and that well just to have it ruined, I understand that's frustrating. But thats part of what made the good clans so good. You guys were fully stocked and yet it took days to get that one country and by then you were toast. Elders just had a suicider. It died in 1.5 hours.

Being a great country or a great tag isn't about being great at netting or warring or anything else. It's about taking your thumps and battling thru it and fighting to make yours the best.

Remember when the bots didnt exist and with every LG you took you had to risk it so you wouldnt just farm people all day and have no military? And remember how we all reminisce about that being when the game was most fun?

What happened to LaF when they just fold up and complain instead of being a bunch of hard nosed abrasive fluffs? Y'all used to have some serious coconuts. Now all I see is coconut milk.

Also....the ultimate arguement against warring has always been, "warring sounds terrible."

Really you should explain how netting is cooler than doing 30 minutes of high school level math a day....

...and most people don't even do the math themselves anymore. Just let ghq do it you or whatever...

Eh, i suppose if I avoided everything in life that was a little difficult but super exciting and rewarding I'd still live in a ghetto north of Detroit. I'd have never met my tattoo artist and clothes model girlfriend. I would have never left middle management at jobs. I'd have never run a bar and restaurant. But you know what....

At least i wouldnt get woke up at 2am....

Yeah, anyone who talks like that hasn't walled. It's a huge adrenaline rush, trying to be faster than 20 other people. It's a rollercoaster at times but if you can stay alive for a while it's such a thrilling experience. I suppose just building a country and trying to make it big and hoping to god that no one breaks up the menotony of your set by ruining it with 10 good hits...I donno. That just sounds like a lot of heartache. The amount of happiness i would get out of a top ten finish would never amount to the disappointment that like en4 is feeling now. I'm here for the social interaction with some friends ive now known for decades and some cheap thrills. Not lonely disappointment with occasional happy months.

^in case it wasn't clear by my official title...I don't speak on behalf of anyone.

Let me start by saying great war SOL. You guys fought hard and it was one heck of a battle. Those days where we were dead even in NW were intense and thrilling. And to Stones, well, not so much. You continue to impress me with just how terrible you are. The irony of you guys asking for an FDP still hasn't warn off. Did you even get a CF with imag yet? I thought you guys had crack brownies over there and in theory, I shouldn’t need to tell you to wake up. Speaking of crack brownies…

Whilst parking my new indys on my freshly acquired Stones estates, I smelled the scent of fresh crack brownies. I acquired many new lands and raped many fine sheep in my travels, but alas I had been led astray. The sheeps were left “untended” and the once great crack brownie surplus had become all but a faint smell of the space cakes that I so desired. I said, “what a shame.” I thought of the great ages that passed. Of DA and her delightful brownies, of Crash tearing down clan after clan, of iggy who once walled me for days. Of luch......
That’s when I realized. The clowns no longer raped the sheeps. The sheeps were raping whoever would Taker’. I felt as though all hope of a future with the clowns of old was lost. So, with all sheep, I offer clowns to break away from becoming Takers, and return to being pitchers. Throw down your Stones, and pick your guns back up. Join Elders or be a landfarm. Be a clown or continue to get raped. Because hey, if you can't beat em…..

Signed, Derrick
Self proclaimed official Elders CWG recruitment poster

Been really good. Seems like forever in a minute since ibe had the time. I just came back for this one myself. We had the same idea haha. Whats new with ya?

Just kick the tire. Maybe it will work again.

oops, posted on the wrong profile haha. Whaddap Maki

Really sorry to hear that man. Just found out myself. Condolences. Always tough to lose any loved ones let alone a child. I can't imagine. I'm heartbroken for you. Take care of yourself, man.

Hey bro. Long time!