Lets do option 1 and also option 2. Unless you are scared to lose twice... which restart is yours champ?

But mighty josey you threw the gauntlet knowing full well that you are on your 4th restart and that I am on my original country.

Did you just once again bite more off than you can chew?

Is your mouth writing cheques that your body can’t cash?

You can’t win at life outside of this game lol

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)
(Republic)
Clan: Mercs
Rank: 30
Networth: 5,977,666
Land: 24732
Successful Attack Percentage: 91.84%


Look I am using a republic as well. I changed government after seeing how successful your 4 republics were against Evo.

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)


I have plastered my country number for you to come for me 2 days before the round even started.

This is a street fight. Bring your friends, bring your momma, bring your dog so that they can all get a beat down

As a non official ambassador of Mercs and Evo I would like to wish everyone at Earth Empires a happy May 8th.

May your Wednesday be filled with joy and happiness. Also may you and your family enjoy a cold glass of Coca Cola (make it a rum & coke / Cuba Libre if you are of age) as today is the 138th anniversary of Cokes first day on the market.

That’s all. Happy hump day from your friends at Mercs and Evo

SuperFly
Community relations manager
For Mercenaries for Hire and Evolution

The funny thing is that Slagpit told these two idiots to stop falling for taunts.

Then galleri reposted Slags post for them to read again but alas Josey and Cathankins are just dumber than a broken in half brick

Originally posted by Slagpit:
I recommend not falling for taunts.

Btw retarded Josey let’s have your little express battle. Come get some Jabroni

oh so you are saying that you only half killed me and only half beat me? Cool, cool. Way to contradict yourself lol

btw look at CS 60 BPT that means that in 70 turns I would be full built and ready for you to tickle my ballz further with some chems...

Will do but let me know when you can go 72 hrs without dying in allaince or team so that I can have you killed again :)

https://www.earthempires.com/express/746/ranks/2

My country status op shows that I had 4,192 acreas unbuilt from you little chems. Tell me great one how does that make me cripple? Again the proof is in the pudding that all you do is make stuff up...

You posted the eestats link. I aint making stuff up and anyone who clicks the "proof" that you posted can see that the only one twisting stuff is yourself.

have a swirvey day!

If these stats off your profile make you Elite:

Game Profile for Cathankins
Overall Express Alliance Team Primary Free For All Tournament

Best Finishes
Server Rank
Express 1
Alliance 7
Team 1
Primary 1
Free For All 10
Tournament 1

Ranks on Overall Leaderboards
Leaderboard Score Rank
Networth $6,729,390,532 #64
Land 2,909,701 #77
Top 100 105 #132
Top 10 91 #26
Best 3 $518,941,217 #55
Attack Success 98.4% #53
Kills 3 #1151
Deaths 13 #621
Pop Killed 3,903,644 #329
Attacks 5333 #600
Missiles 391 #517
Defends 4992 #600


what do my stats make me? God Mode?

Game Profile for SuperFly
Overall Express Alliance Team Primary Free For All Tournament

Best Finishes
Server Rank
Express 1
Alliance 15
Team 1
Primary 6
Free For All 100+
Tournament 2

Ranks on Overall Leaderboards
Leaderboard Score Rank
Networth $24,576,280,012 #4
Land 20,990,495 #1
Top 100 928 #1
Top 10 359 #1
Best 3 $480,506,597 #61
Attack Success 93.01% #1060
Kills 152 #26
Deaths 143 #4
Pop Killed 80,323,627 #2
Attacks 90,662 #2
Missiles 12,234 #2
Defends 55,029 #4


I have a lot of Rank #1's and lots of top #4. You aint even got a top 25 rank on your profile. Guess I am superior than you yet again....

I looked at the country news that you posted and I cant believe that I even have to ask this; but are you seriously calling a few missiles a kill and a war victory? You barely ticked my balls with that pathetic attack and you are claiming to have beat me?

Brother, look how many times you have been killed by the community in the last 2 sets:

86 473 Apollo (#557) 3168 $864,231 F
86 Devil Anse (#545) 4866 $1,558,825 F JWALESCO
86 (#535) 3979 $615,719 F JWALESCO
86 Eternal war against evo (#529) 2285 $1,886,813 T JWALESCO
86 Knights Golden Circle (#526) 8582 $5,665,569 T JWALESCO
86 William Quantrill (#281) 35,459 $23,100,855 T JWALESCO

85 396 Devil Anse Hatfield (#521) 11,103 $8,299,056 D JWALESCO
85 Bloody Bill Anderson (#516) 5169 $7,613,087 D JWALESCO
85 Apollyon The Destroyer (#69) 2963 $30,388,081 R JWALESCO

167 Demon (#70) 5150 $657,470 F
167 Flex master (#68) 2609 $335,910 F
167 Gavrilo Princip (#63) 2362 $208,692 F


You have already died 3 times this set as well.

You are terrible at this war game son. The Coalition of players against you will continue to keep squishing you like the physchopath piss ant that you are and I will just keep laughing at your for claiming that these ball tickle attacks constitute a victory for you over me:

2024-03-17 22:51:09 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 260B 8868 C
2024-03-17 19:39:33 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 352B 10638 C
2024-03-17 11:39:24 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) DH
2024-03-17 10:28:19 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 358B 10251 C
2024-03-17 10:26:22 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 443B 11783 C
2024-03-16 23:10:42 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 1033A (1386A)
2024-03-16 17:03:48 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 1028A (1422A)
2024-03-16 12:04:35 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 402A (652A)
2024-03-16 12:02:55 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 485A (856A)
2024-03-16 12:02:51 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 551A (1089A)
2024-03-16 12:02:30 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 550A (1189A)

you made 11 hits against me and I made 25 hits against you. I literally out hit you 2:1

Damn you are a JOKE! You should delete your eestats country links that you posted cuz its making you look real bad....

Simo Hayha (#515)
(Tyranny)
Rank: 489
Networth: 556,281
Land: 1947
Successful Attack Percentage: 95.65%
Successful Defense Percentage: 0%
Dead

Looks like you are dead again!

and look at that I was the breaker!
DIE LOSER SCUMBAG TRASH

2024-05-08 01:22:34 BR Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265) Mercs Simo Hayha (#515) 25B 1757 C

Are you serious? You are asking why I commented on a thread about you hitting Evo? You are only hitting Evo to hurt my feelings. Why would I not comment if this is about me?

For a minute I thought this was a thread about you hitting your head against the air and it giving you an ouchie…

I am your final boss Caty baby!

Defeat me and you will gain eternal happiness in your life outside of earth!

Complete your earth2025 story and defeat me by tag killing Evo and you will be set free of my chains!

Apologize to me and admit that I am your superior and I’ll even BR break the Evo countries for you to kill cuz that’s how loyal I am to Evo, a tag that I have not played for and have 0 relationship with lol

Oh geez you AB'ed another Evo nooblet who does not have tanks. That hurt my right testical so bad! Please AB another Evo noob with 0 tanks quickly so that my left nut can feel some pain as well!

You guys are doing such an awesome job at getting back at me by hitting Evo!

Face it I OWNED YOU NOOBS SO BAD! You will never recover from me leaving your dog crap JWCO tag and letting you die at the hands of Monsters!!!! I am starting to wonder if me abandoning your tag is similar to your dads going out for milk and never coming back for you when you was poopy diaper babies.

While I sleep soundly at night you two toss and turn in your air mattresses thinking about SuperFly and how he is so much better than you! I am your Cody Rhodes, your American nightmare!!!

Maybe i should start a public petition in the suggestions board to have your forum permissions revoked. I bet i could get at least 20 people to support it considering all of the folks that you have insulated lately lol

the entire community is noticing how you literally call everyone a physcopath on these forums. Time to get you a mirror because eventually you need to clue in that the problem / physchopath is actually you lol

Pretty sure that Vic / Mike Tyson the baby eater does not want to die 20x times per round like you and your suicider noob friends. He already plays for M4D

https://www.earthempires.com/...t-safe-52494?t=1710784353

here is another Crazy Cath special!

I only post some of his greatest hits from a few weeks ago to show you all his level of cray-cray!

Buyer beware when dealing with Cath!



one day the Mods will answer my prayers and just ban you from the forums like they have done many!

Prime will be shutting this tread down as well cuz every time that the dynamic duo come to post their trash mods soon follow to shut it down.

Tan for mod! Save us from the duo!

https://m.earthempires.com/...eted-4-52493?t=1710787887

i apologize that i do not care enough about the game to memorize peoples playing patterns...

but alas anyone with 1/4 of a functioning brain would read alliance board and come to a conclusion about Cath lol

have a good day all.

ps yes Vic you and i battled 20 years ago welcome back from your 15 year hiatus :)

Looks like Badonkadonks and Cathankins

Wait you got deleted? I was sure it was another guy that was running the techer

Ban Josey and you got my vote bro.

I’ll convince my brother Coalie that it’s a good idea to limit our daily JW intake

Those are claims launched against his partner. For some reason JW took it upon himself to claim that they have been launched against his person.

Maybe him and his partner are the same person running two identities which leads him to take ownership of the descriptors?

Whatever you say bro. One day you will realize who was wrong and who was right.

One day when your vail of deceit is removed you and I might even be friendly again. I don’t think will ever hold hands and go on dates but I’ll at least give you a flirty compliment to show you I care.

Ugolonio’s enemies have been defeated by our Queen Gallerie the fearless!

neoNepist (#91)
(Theocracy)
Rank: 3
Networth: 19,652,940
Land: 21619
Successful Attack Percentage: 94.2%
Successful Defense Percentage: 0%
GDI Member
Dead
Deleted

Bob (#48)
(Communism)
Rank: 24
Networth: 9,448,049
Land: 17523
Successful Attack Percentage: 99.05%
Successful Defense Percentage: 0%
GDI Member
Dead
Deleted


No cheating! Keep it clean and respectful fellas!

Can’t wait to see end of scores list to see who the culprits are

Well Josey honesty is the best policy. Which is why I always refute your partner’s lies with proof. Something that the community as a whole has witnessed so it’s not a surprise that people would rather take the side of truth and not the side of lies and deception.

One day the vail of deception that has been placed over your eyes will fall and you will realize that you aligned yourself with the wrong individual. Until then may you please take care of yourself bud

Sounds like you finally found someone that you couldn’t bully so now you playing victim.

Btw becuase it’s literally on the scores list; the most killed player in earth is actually Mob. But don’t worry you will be on the top10 list and #1 spot soon with your dying 10 times a round in alliance and teams haha

Total Deaths

This leaderboard ranks users by the total number of dead countries they have had from all rounds. Only Team and Alliance countries count towards this leaderboard. This leaderboard is updated once a day.

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Rank Name Score
1 m0bzta 219
2 outlaw 192
3 Uncle James 151
4 SuperFly 143
5 Shweezy 142
6 breeze 131
7 juggler 118
8 Assassin 116
9 start1212 111
10 Gogy 109


You probably shouldn’t be fabricating lies using Slagpits name Cathankins unless you want him to muzzle you again. Probably best to stick to making lies up about players and not about the game developer….

Well I am not surprised that you just noticed now despite myself Coalie and Symbolic pointing it out to you days ago. You have the attention span and brain of a gopher I guess.

Alas we wanted to pay tribute to you as you are supposed to be our punching bag for the rest of the set but once again after your 3rd dead republic suicider country you are to small to hit and it’s only day 12 of the round :(

If you send me a trade pact I’ll FA you like I did 2 sets ago to get you back in range of our members so that we can kill you again.

Please send trade pact to Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

You type a lot of nonsense. Mr Slagpit should start debiting your credit card $1.00 for every repeating nonsense post you make Josey.

He would have $100 by the end of the week to buy himself a good bourbon with how much crap you post.

Especially considering that it is you and your friend who just can’t help but target me in game and on the boards with every post that you make. You are obsessed with me and I don’t like it. I feel unsafe around you…

Exactly right. The “community” protects those whom they like and they outcast those that they dislike. Now good bye to you unclean one!

you better own him cuz he ROR you!

#91 and #48 seem to be doing suspicious things.

I’d keep an eye out on #48 UgolinoII he seems like a suspicious associate of #91

Don't worry Drow, we will be running little buddy and his other buddy off the server sooner or later. You can only die 100x times so many times.

Let us all recall that little Wale actually threw in the towel last set but he only stuck around cuz everyone made fun of him for quitting after boasting that he would make 30 other plays leave the game. Had we not clowned him he would already be gone lol

Little Wale is a big joke and why I decided that this was a good name for my country this round: Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

https://m.earthempires.com/...ponent-52577?t=1713583912

Oh little wale buddy didn’t you already quit in your pitty party thread above? Notice how everyone made fun of you including some high ranking patrons and officials?

Just GTFO you noob and don’t let the door hit your flat ass on the way out